Breakup question
 

So, suppose you break up with a girl...

Suppose she lives with you, gets mail there, and can prove residence.

Suppose she refuses to leave...

Thoughts ?

Dont shack up with girlfriends. Since your in that situation the person who signed the lease is the one that has the right to stay there.

Not true.

I signed the lease solo, but in my state as long as she can provide proof she lives there (I.E. recieves mail there) on the lease or not, related or not, she can't be just kicked out - nor can she be "evicted" through the state.

A buddy of mine has had experience with this. Basically the bitch decide not to leave once they broke up and he began by acting like a total pig...farting in front of her, burping like pig...leaving the toilet a mess, leaving the whole house a mess until she couldn't handle it and moved out. I'm sure there is an easier way I presume...

I believe its 30 or 60 days notice you have to give.

Depends on local laws. In some places, you can't even evict a vagrant very easily.

I agree.....make it so she does not want to stay, but he should watch War of the Roses first.

He caould always start bringing other girls home....

Exactly, the only way to "evict" her is to not pay my rent and evict myself - which I don't like doing.

Seen it...

Tried it...

every time you go to the bathroom, piss all over the seat and piss in the tub.

Also, go change her mailing address, so then she cant use that.
lol...

check yer local laws.

\honestly, i would go out every night and bring home the first chick i could ****, and rail her ass right on the couch, bed, table, counter, etc every night untill she leaves and i would leave the used rubbers draped across her toothbrush, pillows, stuffed animals, etc etc.

if yer the solo person on the lease you HAVE to have some recourse. talk to the apartment management.

lol...thats some good shit right there. DO IT!! lol.

You just gosta smack dat bitch up

-Adam West

Sometimes you gotta put ya pimp hand down and go strong on a bitch.:D














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or am I?

WTF. ok seriously? just tell her, get out. and when she says no. tell her she doesnt have a choice. and if she goes out (say shopping or something). move all her shit outside and change the locks. (or just have really good sex in front of her lol)

Why is she staying? Just being a pain in the ass? Or, does she have no other place to go?

where i live its 29 days...once a person stays in your house for over 29 days they have rights to live there...your landlord will have an easier time throwing you out than her...like they said...check ya local laws...as for havin sex in front of her...lol...we all know a girl can play that game a whole lot better than a guy can....be nice to her or you'll have some 6ft3 ape layin on your couch dribblin beer on your floors and tellin you to get him a pizza

Why did you move in a girl your just "going with". You must have seen some promise in this relationship? What went wrong? Living with someone is a big step.. You must have some feelings for her. Kiss and make up. or tell her it's over with. Mind games never work.. If she wont leave and you want her too, don't expect the law to be on your side.. Dating a girl doesn't mean let her move in. Unless your ready for all this.. :argue:

Do you think she can afford to pay for the rent herself. I wold tell the landlord that you are moving out and she is staying. Im sure there is plenty of places to rent.

She has plenty of places to go, she has left before but I took her back in because I wanted my Son back, take the bad to get the good I guess. I'm NOT willing to loose my son because of her issues.

She can't pay for a pack of skittles herself.

She makes $200 a week and her truck insurance and cell phone bill eat up one whole paycheck. The rent, utilities, food, etc I pay all of that + everything for our son, and it took me over a year to make her get a god damn job at all!

I have checked my local laws, several times, and have also mentioned several times in this post - the local laws are worthless. There is no legal way for me to remove her from the house without getting myself evicted also - which is why I posted here asking for advice.

As for her bringing some dude home - any person I dont know in my house unannounced automaticly gets a few 9mm slugs in the cranium. I always shoot first and ask questions later - and dead mother****ers can't awnser no questions.

i'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass



i'm all out of bubble gum

what the hell? is she ugly or somethin? you gave her the key...you must have wanted the live-in booty-on-call at some point...coupla folks asked already....what went so wrong? she refuses to leave...make the most of it....you two sleep in that same bed? use the friggin mornin hard-on already...remember that scene in the godfather with johnny fontaine..."ACT LIKE A MAN!!!!!!!"

i think you missed it when he said they have a kid and thats the only reason why shes still there. it sounds to me like youre going to need to go to court and get custody of your son (or at least try) and then deal with getting her out.

hahaha, morning hard on.. sorry made me laugh.

um.
get custody of the kid, and if the bitch wont leave, then mayeb you two should move out.. leave her that place.

with a running start the morning hard-on can be used to knock down a door...so no chick sleeping in a guys bed is safe when the sun comes up...yawn-oops...lol...youre right doobie...i did miss that part about the kid they share...that sort of changes the landscape of his problem doesnt it...i was thinkin it was some girl he saw through beer glasses and invited home for a weekend that turned into months...now that i see its his kids mom well....how easy did he think it was gonna be to kick out his kids mom? gonna be a long court battle

is getting her locked up an option? she can't have custody of the child if she's in teh slammer...