What the hell are some people thinking?
 

Man, i wish i had a camera for this.

This was the stupidest thing i have ever seen in my life.

Late 90's model Neon.

Gray and dull, looked like it was spray painted.

Crooked-ass black rally stripes on the hood, look like they were done with spraypaint, obviously free hand, blotchy, and one stripe veered way off to the right while the other was relativly straight back.

Crooked ass white rally stripes on the trunk, once agian, done with spraypaint, and crooked as hell, even uglier than the front stripes.

Bumper - 4 holes cut into the bumper, yes, you read that correctly, 4 goddamn holes CUT into the bumper, rectangular shape, 2 on the sides and 2 on the back, looks like an amature saw-all job. Irregular, jagged, not even or lined up. I think he was planning on putting some mesh in them or something.

Stock Exhaust, single pipe anout 1.5in diameter. Sounded like he cut a hole in his muffler or cut his pipes beneth the car.

APR RACING STICKETS slapped all over this ugly hunk of junk. ROFL

The best part is that the guy driving it, maybe 19-21yrs old with his hat on sideways really thought he was hot sh*t. The guy was obvisouly totally stoked on the way his souped up ride was coming along. The look he had on his face was priceless, it is like he thought his car was straight off Fast and Furious. <LAUGH> HE LOOKED SO PROUD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHA

God, i wish i woulda had my stang.

Me and my buddy were on our way to work riding in his 2005 Dodge 1500 HEMI quadcab when we saw this ugly piece. We almost got into a wreck cause we were laughing our asses off at this guy, i mean we were laughing so hard we were almost crying!

I really wish i coulda gotten a pic, i think a mentally retarded chimpanzee coulda done nicer work.

Heh, all this guy needs are those lameassed side exhaust stick-on things.

Whats the stupidest lookin ride you've seen?

That's when you need your digital camera. You do have to wonder what the hell he was thinking when he sprayed stripes on. There is a real goofy Oldsmoblie near my office, I need to snap a pic to share for all of you. Big wing, huge painted fart can, lot's of other unique features.

haha niiice
 

theres this one guy earlier in some like 1990 cavilier that pulled up to the stop light next to me (he had ****ing zebra stripes spray painted on his car) and he starts reving his engine to race me, after his car allllmost fell apart he "peeled" out and i just stayed at the stoplight and laughed histerically :notworthy

Since you asked he is one of many.

The funny part is that his was at a Mustang show. I still cant understand why he took two parking spaces.

Wow Venom thar was a bad one. Love the string holding on the rear bumper,very cool
:thumbsup:

he's got to protect his pimp tite phat ride y0. :toothy4:

now this is what a spray paint job it suppose to look like. yeah i know it still kinda sux, but its probably better than that neon. http://www.geocities.com/seek_and_de...ithstripe2.jpg and there is a dent on the hood and that isnt messed up paint, its the reflection of my house on that damn stripe, haha.

Think of that primer gray neon you described with the fart can and homemade racing stripes, add a sawsall and two words.....



























...Targa Top

Heh, while he is at it why doesent he cut the mustang emblem out of cardboard and glue it to his hood? <laugh.