the stuff that my step bro gets into
 

so today, i was chilling in my room with my friend ben just sitting around playing some forza and some guitar hero and minding our own business. my mom walks in starts talking to us and picks up a random piece of trash in my room, and proceedes to my brothers room to tidy a lil. the next thing i hear is OMFG WHAT THE F IS THIS!!! (in a semi laughing voice as well) she walks into my room with a box that contains a french maid blow up doll, opened btw. lol. it was the funniest thing that happened all day. such a great way to start off the summer. haha. the next few days are going to be interesting. lol

thats my story for the day folks

EDIT: my step bro is 18 (same age as i am) too.

:salook: i'm still secretly saving up 7000 so i can go to realdoll.com and build a good one :salook: dont be too hard on him

why bother, Jack the Ripper has a few dead strippers in his car, you can probably borrow one. lol (i dont remember if you were here that long ago, its a big inside joke)

they are a bit cold though, tell ya what, just take some sliced ham, nuke it in the microwave, and stuff it in the dead hooker and she feels like new.

Good christ


that's sig worthy

already sigged!! lol

O christ....

I'm never looking at sliced ham the same way EVER again.

pwn3d!