Guiness Book of World Records
 

Guinness Book of World Records

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world." Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world." Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world." So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially the smallest person in the world."

Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says."Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell ?

"heh"...

Spin loves Rosie O'Donnell

chuckle.

lmao

Did you hear about the pepsi ceo?

He tested positive for coke.



hahahaha

I hate Rosie's big fat bo-dyke faggot ass. Funny.

hahahaha

lol @ this here thread

Rosie's goal in life is to give The Donald a BJ.. LOL. That would be a reverse BJ for her?? :shock2:

Rosie is a fat sack of hippy pinko anti American SHIT!