Something unholy is unraveling in...
 

My god damn stomach.....For lunch today I decided to head to Wendy's for a big ass bowl of their chili and a Diet coke. Well let me tell you something.....In about 20-30 minutes I'm predicting my ass will not be too happy nor will the people in the office...:D.......uggghhh...:flameON: ...

oh yeah, chili will make for some nice smelly ones!

dont even need to point out the irony in this

if you want some smelly ones. than eat some MRE's.

Yeah I don't think chili and work mix very well. Thats why I stopped eating crappy fast food chinese at work.

If you want some smelly ones, try eating some whole wheat pasta. For some reason that stuff gets me going.lol

what gets me is this pizza place we have here on base. i call it the cardboard deluxe, well, because it tastes like cardboard no matter what. its anthony's pizza a air force sponsored pizza chain. there pizza gives me the worst *bubble guts* ever. then the hot smelly farts come out to say hello

Mmm a Fart thread.

If you are referring to Chili and diet coke...then I feel compelled to point out that I drink diet coke because I actually like that taste of it...

just bustin yer balls

tenacious D was playin the drive thru skit on the comp as i was reading this thread.

I know you were just messing around...:)....I actually very fond of diet coke...I'm not by any means on any diet...:cool:..

Lol. I miss anthonys pizza. that stuff was Grub.

Anthonys pizza and RedDog beer. lol, that was a garaunteed gutrot combination.

Ha Ha never hear another person that called it Bubble guts Before.

I have to say Wendys makes my stomach go crazy. I try and stick with McD or subway. Or he have a hot dog place that has AMAZING FOOD!!!!!

Geez, I quit eating at fast food places a few years ago. You cant trust an overworked/underpaid person to serve you food. You don't know what they are doing to your food.. That special sauce might not be what you would want to put in your mouth.. Can you be sure your burger is without nasty stuff? Nope. I'll cook my own food. Then I know why my farts are so heinous,, LOL:salook:

I know that who industry and most have insect issues which I have seen 1st hand. Pretty much if you are going to eat anywhere thats not your home just consider yourself getting your daily allowance of insect protein. Its very rare that I eat fast food on weekdays even if they offer it to me for free. Eat a good breakfast at home then bring a snack for lunch,eat something when you get home then eat dinner. I have lost about 12lbs not that I need to but trying to get my 6pack back so far I see 4 but last two are a bitch.