This is gonna hurt. damn im gettin old.
 

What the hell? i turn 30 and i start falling apart like a chevy

Been having stomache pains. saw my doctor, had some blood work, they checked my innards out with an ultrasound and now got me referred to a gastrointerologist.

Anyways, they gotta go an upper endoscopy which means they knock me out and shove a tube down my throat.

that isnt what im worried about.

I have a new pain that has been developing in my right side. The doctor told me it is probably a kidney stone that is about to whoop my ass and i need to chug as much cranberry juice to make my piss acidic so it will hopefully get rid of it or at least reduce the size.
:godamnit:
i know people who have had kidney stones.

im not looking forward to this. anyways, i better get back to chugging cranberry juice.

Put some vodka in the cranberry juice and you won't feel a thing.

You'll be ok, just be thankful you weren't stubborn like most dudes I know and refuse to see the doctor until things get worse.

So this is what I have to look forward to....I turn 30 in October. :shock2:

Yeah bro go see the doctor. My friends dad just past away from cancer. It all started as a nagging back pain about 2 months ago. When he finally went in to get checked out it was cancer. They treat him and everything but it just not enough and the cancer to him away. Sorry man don't mean to scare you or anything but you just never know.

yup. im 18. lol

Yah.... the stomache pains seem to be lessening, the side pains around the kidney are pretty new.
i dunno about all this shit. what im most worried about is this potential kidney stone.

oh yeah, check this out, the gastrointernologist gave me a prescription to Aciphex. .... pronounced "ass effects"

lol..... irony....


Oh and something to make this day better, i have a drawer knob lodged in my tire. dont know where the hell i picked that up. gotta go get the tire frixed now.

yah... 30.... for a while i was considering myself 21 with 9 years of experience, but now i realize im actually 30. lol

I like that dude....that's good stuff.

If your stone doesn't pass they can do an ultra sound thing that will hopefully break them up. If that doesn't work then I think they might have to go in and get them out or something....I'm not exactly a doctor, but you'll be ok.

You old fart. :(

I hope you get better man.

Yea, getting old blows (from the 19 year old lol)

Hang in there.

Please help me!!!
 

please could someone go to this site and tell me where i could find that licence plate holder....

thanks

http://www.americanmuscle.com/01-mus...me-cobrar.html

stfu and gtfo dude, dont hijack a thread duche

http://v6mustangstuff.com/Exterior2.htm Scroll down and on the right

but don't come in and hijack Jack's old man thread, dat's booty.

yeah get outta here you dick. start your own thread.

If your passing the stone and it gets stuck in your weiner, you can always hit it with a hammer to break the stone up.

or i can drill it out from teh side

um yip...
happens that im fukin new to this shit and i dont know how to post a thread.

great help guys. we can see that we all drive mustangs so cut some slack.

i didnt mean to hijack ure shit

looks like you got a typing impediment.
:kekekegay:

pity i drive an '06 shelby cobra....

so **** off

and i have a phd in medicine so no, i don't have a ****ing typing impediment.

You also got a phd in being a jerk. pretty impressive line up of degrees for an 18 year old kid.

oh yeah DIDDNT MAKE SHELBY COBRA'S IN 06 YOU RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, where do you plan to put the licene plate holder for a 99-04 on yer wannabe "2006 shelby"?

Damn yer an idiot, if yer gonna LIE at least get yer facts right.

um sorry.....

ure wrong...

this is because i bought the car in nov 06, but yes it is an 07... i got an early order.

the plate holder is for my daughters 00 GT.

you realize you're screwing yourself over by wasting space arguing with me on YOUR thread.

an 06 shelby cobra, huh? haha yeah
you are asking about a 99-04 bracket for an 05+ Mustang? Hahaha
You dont have a PHD in medicine at 18 or you wouldnt be driving a mustang. Not to mention, you probably wouldnt be a dumbass about the internet like you just got it two weeks ago.

Damn your daughter has an 00 gt?
Date of Birth:
March 4, 1988

You musta been ****in someone right out of the crib!

why the **** do u think im gonna give my real age over the internet

Face it cliffy, you just owned yourself. good job asshat.
nobody believes you,
yes, you are a liar.

have a nice day.

oh, and here is your award.
Attachment 25302

So it's actually more close to this?

Date of Birth:
March 4, 1991

I think we're dealing with this guy:
http://thatvideosite.com/video/3558

You did give your real age. you are 18.

even if you diddnt give your real age, you would not be choosing 18, no self respecting doctor is gonna claim to be 18 unless they are actually some sort of a myspace sexual predator.

maybe beacause i clicked on a random number

not to mention, no doctor, an adult of higher education, is going to type like a ****in 16 year old boy.

Lolz pwned :flameON: :Woot: :hittingthefan: :nunu:

sctually i love ripping into liar assclowns such as yourself! have some self respect and stop lying.

well you have an Acrocentric chromosome