Mustang Boards - Redneck Towing (fun story) (yeehaw)

ha ha... I guess I start from the beginning...

Last week... we was offroading in the cedar swamps across town... My pal has an old '85 f150 with a 351W in it... No insurance, no registration, bad plates, no inspection, and no rear bumper, no brakes... ha ha... things a beast... lifted with 35s (may be bigger not sure)

Well after offroading an hour, stopping to pull a silverado that kept getting stuck free, and seeing a wrangler roll over (ha ha kid was an idiot nonono)... The ol ford had a ruptured fuel line and a blown head gasket...

So we manage to get the old truck through the swamp and to an adjacent road... Park the son r bitch... slap a for sale sign on it and leave her there with no intentions of selling it... lol, kinda like temp storage...

Ok... Today my pal gets a call from the police... they say get the truck out of there by Friday 11pm...

So We drive out there... at 9:30 at night... in my POS...

hooked up some chains...

Now he says... dude, that ****ing dodge only has 6 cylinders and it aint even posi... no way in hell yer gonna pull my truck across town LET ALONE onto the road and down reed rd (long dirt road)...

Yup... well he was shocked... arrival time was 11:30... ha ha... 2 hr drive @ 20mph the whole way... red lights were optional...

Oh and about the jeep wrangler... mommy and daddy bought it for him... he was a moron and cut the wheel WAY too tight... flipped the ****er... I thought he was dead... lucky for his sorry ass the previous owner welding in a roll cage... and he went home with his tail between his legs...

So... thats what ya call redneck towing... its fun if ya ever wanna try... risk getting your ass reamed if ya get pulled over, putting new dings and dents in bumpers and body panels, and do something that says terrible idea all over it... ya may want to consider a pack of smokes or some chew...