Mustang Boards - Texas Hwy Patrol....SO TRUE!!

Two men were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by
a Highway Patrolman. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with
his nightstick.
The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacked
him in the head with his nightstick. "What the hell was that for?"
the driver asked.
"You're in Texas, son," the patrolman answered. "When we pull
you over in Texas, you better have your license ready by the time we get to
your car."
"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm from New York and
didn't know your laws here." The trooper runs a check on the guy's
license--he's clean and
gives the guy his license back. The trooper then walks around to the
passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the patrolman smacks him on the head with the nightstick. "What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands. "Just making
your wish come true," replied the patrolman. "Making WHAT wish
come true?" the passenger asked. "'cause I know you New York types," the
patrolman says, "two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy
and say, "I wish that asshole would've tried that sh1t with me!!

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