Muffin Poisoning!
 

Rofl...:D



FOOD POISONING REPORTED AT LAKE HIGHLANDS HIGH

(DALLAS, May 16) -- As many as 17 workers at Lake Highlands High School grew sick Tuesday morning after eating a batch of muffins brought to campus, authorities said.

At least 16 school staffers were taken to local hospitals for treatment after they complained about feeling nauseous and light headed, authorities said. One person refused to be taken for treatment.

Authorities said some teachers were being treated, but it was not immediately clear how many educators were affected.

Tim Clark, a spokesman for the school, said the workers, all of whom were part of the support staff, were in a meeting when they apparently ate muffins that were left in the teachers' lounge.

It was not immediately clear if the muffins were made at home or purchased.

Several ambulances were called to the school, which is located in the 9400 block of Church Road in northeast Dallas but part of the Richardson Independent School District.


The way i see it, there are two explanations to this!
1. The muffin man is unhappy with people and seeking revenge!

or

2. Its some sort of senior prank....who knows..

NIce, but it's always better to use laxative (chocolate works best). Because with "food poisioning" they go to the hospital get some medicine and are better. MAybe stomach pumped. But to make things more fun, melt some chocolate laxative and put it on some doughnuts. Let people eat the doughnuts and watch the fun begin. What makes that part even more fun is when you get the one or two people who think they just have gas then all of a sudden......stinky pants...stinky pants..

Damn, miss the old days!