Mustang Boards - How to speak politcially correct..

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:>
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> 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
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> 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY
> APPRECIATIVE."
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> 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
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> 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
> INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
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> 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED
> COMPANION."
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> 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."
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> 7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY
> INCONVENIENCED"
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> 8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."
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> 9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
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> 10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."
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> 11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY
> SUPERIOR."
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> 12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
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> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
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> 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN
> STORAGE FACILITY."
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> 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
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> 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
> DESTINATIONS."
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> 4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
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> 5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL
> DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."
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> 6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY
> HORIZONTAL."
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> 7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of
> RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
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> 8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."
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> 9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP
> CHALLENGED."
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> 10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."
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> 11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's
> "REAR CLEAVAGE
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