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Old Apr 25, 2006 | 09:47 PM
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Talking The Happy Baby

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together
and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated.

When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital.

A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming. Over in the corner one baby is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by and to the delight of the two gays she points out the happy child as theirs.

"Isn't it wonderful?" one gay says to the other. "All these unhappy babies...and yet our baby is so happy. This just proves our love for
one another."

The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now. But just watch what happens when we pull the pacifier out of his ***."
 
Old Apr 25, 2006 | 09:54 PM
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lol, thats funny, do you make this stuff up or where in the world do you get this???
 
Old Apr 26, 2006 | 01:18 AM
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LOL, I thought it was funny...
 
Old Apr 26, 2006 | 04:48 AM
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Ha! Not bad.
 
Old Apr 26, 2006 | 04:52 AM
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LOL thatll shock a few people...nice one.
 
Old Apr 26, 2006 | 05:08 AM
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I probably shouldn't be, but I'm laughing rather loud and long.
 
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