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Cheddarbob 02-01-2007 08:45 AM

How i can beat a BMW M roadster
 
how could i do it in my v6 or am i just screwed

r3dn3ck 02-01-2007 09:01 AM

three words: Blower and nitrous.

04DarkShadowGT 02-01-2007 09:21 AM

Your pretty much ****ed unless you get a blower or turbo with alot of boost.

They have probably 150+hp on you stock. I believe depending on year the M3 and M coupes are 333hp.

Jack The Ripper 02-01-2007 01:14 PM

Uhh, shove a sock in tailpipe and slash his tires. thats about all you got.

PColav6 02-01-2007 02:07 PM

Just call him a Yuppy pussy for driving a BMW :shock2:

Jack The Ripper 02-01-2007 02:16 PM


Originally Posted by PColav6 (Post 243830)
Just call him a Yuppy pussy for driving a BMW :shock2:

dont worry, the yuppy pussin in the BMW roadster isnt looking to race anyways, he is trying to pick up on men.

Cheddarbob 02-01-2007 03:59 PM


Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper (Post 243831)
dont worry, the yuppy pussin in the BMW roadster isnt looking to race anyways, he is trying to pick up on men.

haha well the story behind all this was my last year of high school i traded in my crown vic oh ya and got my v6 stang. This guy went to my school and was so envious of me so he took out a loan and went to a place and said i want somethinf that can beat a mustang and he got the M. hes a fag. But i just wanted to piss him off more.
ill work on the money for the S/C

Jack The Ripper 02-01-2007 04:21 PM

what year was the roadster?

99 and 00 the pushed 240 out of thier little 3.2l, but in 01 and 02 they were pushing 315hp.

the Z roadsters were only 184hp in 01 and 02.

If it is an M yer gonna need more than an SC to beat it. if it is a Z roadster an SC will let you whoop up on him.


This is the way to beat the roadster, Jack the Ripper style.

Go get a bunch of rainbow stickers and every time you see that piece of shit slap one on the bumper. Eventually the guy is gonna start feeling he drives a fag car and develop a complex about it.

Boost it by making sure one day that he overhears you talking to some car guys about how nationally funded automotive research poll showed the Homosexual demographic greatly favored smaller 2 seaters such as the Saturn Sky, Mazda Miata, and especially the BMW Roadsters

eventually he will be so sick of driving a queer steer that he finally sells the damn thing or comes out of the closet and start polishing poles in which case he must immediatly surrender his "Man Card" and the speed of his car no longer has any credibility or bearing to anybody except other homersexuals

how's that sound?

:t:

Cheddarbob 02-01-2007 10:47 PM


Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper (Post 243871)
what year was the roadster?

99 and 00 the pushed 240 out of thier little 3.2l, but in 01 and 02 they were pushing 315hp.

the Z roadsters were only 184hp in 01 and 02.

If it is an M yer gonna need more than an SC to beat it. if it is a Z roadster an SC will let you whoop up on him.


This is the way to beat the roadster, Jack the Ripper style.

Go get a bunch of rainbow stickers and every time you see that piece of shit slap one on the bumper. Eventually the guy is gonna start feeling he drives a fag car and develop a complex about it.

Boost it by making sure one day that he overhears you talking to some car guys about how nationally funded automotive research poll showed the Homosexual demographic greatly favored smaller 2 seaters such as the Saturn Sky, Mazda Miata, and especially the BMW Roadsters

eventually he will be so sick of driving a queer steer that he finally sells the damn thing or comes out of the closet and start polishing poles in which case he must immediatly surrender his "Man Card" and the speed of his car no longer has any credibility or bearing to anybody except other homersexuals

how's that sound?

:t:

haha i like it. But about the car i cant rember the year but i know its a M and it has a 2.3 Inline 6 i know its around 230 250 hp no mods. Could a take it easy in a 8 with s/c or natural asperation

Cheddarbob 02-01-2007 10:52 PM

here is what it looks like if you can tell the year. oh yeah he may be gay he named his car victoria lol
http://myspace-759.vo.llnwd.net/0137...74975759_l.jpg

04DarkShadowGT 02-02-2007 06:02 AM

98-00 Z3 M Roadster - 240hp 236 ft/lbs

01-02 Z3 M Roadster - 325hp 262 ft/lbs

In either case you need a blower and if its an 01 up you need alot of boost.

White04GT 02-02-2007 07:21 AM

jealous of a v6? there was probally over 40 v6 mustang's in my high school parking lot. 3 cobra's(1 04), 1 Mach 1, 7 GT's, 3 z28's, 1 rx-7, 1 GTO, 1 SRT-4, 1 M3, 3 Trans AM( 1 ws6) that was about it for respectable fast cars in the high school parking lot..but then again my highschool had 1100 kids and I live in North houston so ya v6's werent anything special.


edit: It was fun leaving the parking lot everday.

Cheddarbob 02-02-2007 07:44 AM

he didnt know it was a six. my school was the same way. there was 2 or 3 bmw 760 one bmw 645, countless bmw 3 ad 5's 1 Rolls Royce 1 M3 the M roadster, and ur normal camaro. I was the only one with a stang untill the very last year.

but it looks like i really cant beat him for now
would 4.10 gears help
im stillworkin on thoses

White04GT 02-02-2007 09:24 AM

his car is weigh's less and has more hp..4.10's will help but he will still smoke you.

Cheddarbob 02-02-2007 12:36 PM

ok then im not going to worry about anymore ive been beat ... for now

Teal_Beast 02-04-2007 06:36 PM

Bottom line is . . booooost.

Or if you wanna play the 1/8 mile game get a 125 wet shot, gears, and some drag radials and launch his ass.

White04GT 02-04-2007 08:43 PM

Get twin turbo's and you will be making power like teal and be beating gt's,mach's,ls1's

the gillz 02-07-2007 02:08 PM


Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper (Post 243871)
what year was the roadster?

99 and 00 the pushed 240 out of thier little 3.2l, but in 01 and 02 they were pushing 315hp.

the Z roadsters were only 184hp in 01 and 02.

If it is an M yer gonna need more than an SC to beat it. if it is a Z roadster an SC will let you whoop up on him.


This is the way to beat the roadster, Jack the Ripper style.

Go get a bunch of rainbow stickers and every time you see that piece of shit slap one on the bumper. Eventually the guy is gonna start feeling he drives a fag car and develop a complex about it.

Boost it by making sure one day that he overhears you talking to some car guys about how nationally funded automotive research poll showed the Homosexual demographic greatly favored smaller 2 seaters such as the Saturn Sky, Mazda Miata, and especially the BMW Roadsters

eventually he will be so sick of driving a queer steer that he finally sells the damn thing or comes out of the closet and start polishing poles in which case he must immediatly surrender his "Man Card" and the speed of his car no longer has any credibility or bearing to anybody except other homersexuals

how's that sound?

:t:

:hahaha: lmfao

PColav6 02-07-2007 04:45 PM


Originally Posted by White04GT (Post 244005)
jealous of a v6? there was probally over 40 v6 mustang's in my high school parking lot. 3 cobra's(1 04), 1 Mach 1, 7 GT's, 3 z28's, 1 rx-7, 1 GTO, 1 SRT-4, 1 M3, 3 Trans AM( 1 ws6) that was about it for respectable fast cars in the high school parking lot..but then again my highschool had 1100 kids and I live in North houston so ya v6's werent anything special.


edit: It was fun leaving the parking lot everday.


Must have been a bunch of spoiled rich kids at your school man, our school has 4 V6 Stangs, 1 02 GT, and a trans am...everything else is either a ricer or some kind of hippy-wagon, oh or a lifted/muddy truck

95STANG 02-07-2007 06:09 PM


Originally Posted by PColav6 (Post 245130)
Must have been a bunch of spoiled rich kids at your school man, our school has 4 V6 Stangs, 1 02 GT, and a trans am...everything else is either a ricer or some kind of hippy-wagon, oh or a lifted/muddy truck

I was about to say the same thing. Nothing hot in our parking lot. Me v6 another v6 and a v6 camaro, and a 89 gt. everything else is pos or a new camry or something, and trucks.

Jack The Ripper 02-07-2007 06:19 PM


Originally Posted by PColav6 (Post 245130)
Must have been a bunch of spoiled rich kids at your school man, our school has 4 V6 Stangs, 1 02 GT, and a trans am...everything else is either a ricer or some kind of hippy-wagon, oh or a lifted/muddy truck

Yeah, and you can kiss everyone of those cars goodbye in a few years cause the kids are too young and spoiled to appreciate them. They probably dont think they have anything special and will either wrap it around a pole or blow the engine.

could you imagine a highschooler having a 03-04 cobra? seriously. Congratulations kid! you are 17 and have the nicest car you will ever own unless you REALLY busted your ass and got into a damn good college. Better enjoy it, cause chances are your parents will get tired of supporting your spoiled ass and cut off your trust fund then you can polish brass in bathrooms for hits of heroine. Have a good life!

When my kid gets old enough to drive, yeah, i plan to buy him/her a car. It will probably be a 30 year old Foxbody if i can find one that still runs without and frame damage and clean of rust. Then ill match him dollar for dollar into fixing the car up and we will restore it together. You bet your ass that kid will appreciate that car take good care of it.

people who buy thier highschool kids performance cars are just begging to have thier kid kill themselves or others.

there are always exceptions of course, all present company excluded of course, however, i doubt 5% of people under the age of 21 are responsible enough to be allowed behind the wheel of a 400hp performance car without eventually hurting either the car, themselves, or others.

Cobra's are to be kept, garaged, babied, and not given to kids. Same for camaro SS's, WS6's, or any other performance model.

White04GT 02-07-2007 08:51 PM

Ya. I live in a really rich town. There was actually an article in the paper a couple years ago about kingwood highschool having over 20 bmws in the parking lot. But nah the kid that owns the 04 cobra is actually one of my best friends and hasnt wrecked the car once. He got the car with like 50 miles when it first came out. Comp orange cobra's are just plain hot.

White04GT 02-07-2007 08:52 PM

I beg to differ..cars are made to be driven.

Jack The Ripper 02-07-2007 09:00 PM


Originally Posted by White04GT (Post 245183)
I beg to differ..cars are made to be driven.

of course they are made to be driven.

By people who KNOW HOW TO DRIVE THEM AND TAKE CARE OF THEM.

not ABUSED by children who THINK they know how to drive.

:kekekegay:

White04GT 02-07-2007 09:11 PM

Believe me he can drive, and you can't abuse a sports car. There made to go fast. Now doing donuts in your car and constant gunning is abuse, but you look like a moron when you just floor your car everywhere.

Jack The Ripper 02-07-2007 09:17 PM


Originally Posted by White04GT (Post 245189)
Believe me he can drive, and you can't abuse a sports car. There made to go fast. Now doing donuts in your car and constant gunning is abuse, but you look like a moron when you just floor your car everywhere.

You can too abuse a sports car, just like you said, one line lower. Doughnuts, constantly gunning it, and just all in all slacking on the maintenance etc.

Like i said, there are always some exceptions.

But you have to admit, 99% of the idiots in yer highschool would **** the thing up in a week or blow the engine racing it within a year.

Maybe yer buddy does treat it well, however, i still stand by my word that it is rediculous to give a 400hp car to a kid in highschool. Not only rediculous, but wreckless and irresponsible to give that kind of a car to somone who just learned to drive.

Oh yah, a cobra is definatly a performance car, but it aint no sports car. A corvette is a sports car. While cobras are fast as shit, they are not as refined as a real sports car.

White04GT 02-08-2007 06:15 AM

Alright if you think so.

edit: Eh I agree with you a cobra is more of a muscle car.


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