I told you not to piss off that Clark Kent guy!!

The family of possum's in the trunk was a special dealer added option.

They not only banned me but look what they did to my car :)

So it has a few flaws, big deal!

Frito's summer home.

Smash Me!!!!

u should see my junker!!!

" I didn't think the pot hole was that deep!"

"So I was watching this old video of some Evil Kinevel guy..."

so whos interested in a 5.4l swap.....

Hey, isnt that where Jack the Ripper got his hooker?

Crap, I locked my keys in there.

Tetnis shot not included.

Help! SES light won't go off.

Hey, I guess people posting a lot about your car can be a bad thing too.

chrome on rust is the sex....

Im MIKE JONES! Who? MIKE JONES! Who? MIKE JONES! MIKE JONES! Who? MIKE JONES! Who? MIKE JONES! MIKE JONES! Who? MIKE JONES! Who? MIKE JONES! MIKE JONES! Who? MIKE JONES! Who? MIKE JONES! MIKE JONES! Who? MIKE JONES! Who? MIKE JONES! MIKE JONES! Who? MIKE JONES! Who? MIKE JONES!

Hey, wait a second...that's my car!

(now that would suck)

I see yall boys found a picture of my house, yea well I pulled that ole hunk of junk up in the yard to let my chickens roost inside it, yall know thats how we do it down here in Arkansas...................

hey guys..."I think my car is totalled"

Shes everymans dream

Ten Grand, let me see you shake it like you gone no bones in your body

How much for a lap dance?

"Sir, I'm sure at one point in time it did fly down the 1/4 mile in just less than 10 seconds, but it looks like it took a turn for the worst even quicker!"

no rustless nights here

elinor decided to become a stripper

I'm not abandoned, just waiting to become a classic, oh wait im already a classic

I needed money to fix my house

Tolls on the way to the airport - $1.85

Cost to get past strict, no nonsense security
to get on to the run way - $20.00

Cost to see if the exhaust from a 747
can flip your fast back ... priceless

Got Paint?

I was blown away by how ugly that ricer looked

they just dont make em like they used to!!!

Wow that would look good if you lower that beast!!!

Ricers perspective: You dont need to buy an engine!!! Just get 6 NOS stickers and you will have 300 hp!!

I'd Hit it.... with some primer and paint.

> vtec honda civic

"I know shes not much but..."

Wow you need a Mach 1 Chin Spoiler real bad.

"Wow, thats a crappy house in the backround, compared to that camaro"

If you have an ol ****ty heap of junk car in yer grassless yard of yer barn for a house...





YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK...

"Wow...the body kit looked alot better in the picture on the front of the box..."