Mustang its whats for dinner

Must See....I must say...those make ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE!!

How about this one...it might not be as lame...

For Sale: 1967 Mustang Fastback. Super straight body. No bondo. Bad angle in picture. Looks much better in person.

Hey!! Isn't that the MT warehouse in the background?

You guys think I would need CC Plates if I order some H&R's?

Oh the joy of spending the night in the ghetto! the funny thing is... i was in the car!

this is what happens when you dont feed your trunk monkey.

Hey guys I got my trunk to finally pop!

house---$1000
classic car---$100
car stereo---$4000
living in the ghetto---Priceless

Where can you get a house for $1000? I WANT ONE NOW!

"slow and steady wins the race"

"can i get 20 lengths?"

Rusted Paint ... $0
Missing some wheels ... $0
Still being able to look better than a ricer ... $priceless

(i tried...)

"dat der be my pony:clap:"

it called the ghetto.....
i dont think u want one...lol

pony package

mystic rust cobra

I could have got the Civic but this has more potential!!!

12 pages of nonsense on a 13 page thread.

lol

LOL love the allstate one....you gotta love those commercials:punk:

That's the best one in the last 7 pages.

"I cant keep her straight.... she just slides down the track!"

Mustangboards: **** happens when you rice up a Stang.

Im gonna push that thing right out of the yard with this StangDozier.........

HAHA, "A picture is worth 1000 POSTS" :pepper: :banana:

forced induction

we really should have capped this at like... 3 per person... lol

ha ha ha... Rabbit for the WIN!

Used Chasis/Frame: $500.00

Delivery Charge: $100.00

Jewelery bribe to wife to keep it in driveway: $300.00



The fact that you're restoring a Mustang: Priceless.

"Mustang Tuning releases sneak peek at its latest upcoming part."

* NOTE: "Tire Stand" not included in price. Must be purchased seperately.

Alex Tribek: "Here we are, the last question. Whoa! It's a Picture Daily Double!"

* ding *

"Yes, Ken?"


Ken Jennings: "Uh, what is a Mustang that ricers may finally have a chance against?"

Alex Tribek: "That is correct. We also would have accepted "What a Camaro owner is still envious of?", or "What is "The Ford I'd rather push?"", or "What is the car I'd still rather own, than any other?".

"Congratulations to our Champ. It's easy to see why he's the longest reigning Champ ever, here on Jeopardy!"

Last one, I promise.


For now.....:devil2:

*voice over* "On this episode of PINKS!"

"Ok. So, in these negations, you've asked for, and have been graciously granted the following stipulations for the next race:

No engine.
No tires.
No steering wheel.
No fuel.
No seats.
Perhaps most importantly, no driver.

Now, is there anything else you're looking for here?"

"Yes, Rich there is."

"Ok, what's that?"

"Well, I'd like him to still have a 20 car length lead on me. I mean after all, I'm looking for a fair race here, just as much as the next person."

"Well, I guess this just goes to show, Mustang owners really are good sports after all. Alright, you heard him. Pull the "Rice Mobile" up to the 20 length lead spot."

"Now, LET'S RACE!!!"


:devil2:

"all she needs is a big block baby!"

Whitney Houston's new crack house

included in this one time offer is a rusted out trailer and a free mullet

*not to be confused with camaro

The only thing older than these comments is this car

I got a perfectly fine trade... man ill miss my wife

Speaking of which, I've changed my mind. Take your damn wife back.

Please?

I'll give you another Mustang if you'll just...PLEASE...TAKE...HER...BACK!!!!!!!

even trade...sorry :D