My retarded ass dog...
 

This is one of her absolute favorite things in the world to do, and she does it 3 or 4 times a damn day. If i'm layin there watchin tv, she'll come flyin into my room crawl up under my legs, and spaz the fuck out. It's kinda funny that she tries to sound all bad ass, cuz she's scared of everything, including my cat. LOL Anyhow, i was bored so here's my retarded ass pup...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoGtY10gZ8s

Lol dude thats cute, but i would SO not encourage the whole crotch pat to get her to play.

Fuck that, my dog is learning to bike someone in that area, as long as it's not me or friends or listens.

Eh she doesn't bite. She's actually the most timid, friendly dog you'd ever meet.

damn your brave she coulda bit your jewels off, o and whats that tat off on your left fore arm

I have like... over 20 lol

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That's how my dog plays, she just sounds a lot meaner. Though, I just attribute her sounding meaner to her being over 120 lbs.

LOL yeah she's only about 50 lbs. and 8 months old. She's spoiled ass rotten is what she is. I woke up at 7 this morning to a 50 lb ball of fur curled up against my chest with her head on my pillow under my chin. At first I was like WTF, but then i just couldn't even get mad at her.

Lol i know how you feel, my great pyrenese pup is a lil babey. Every time something goes the way he doesnt want it to he starts crying and if you try to get mad at him hes just so cute its near impossible.

nice man im up to 11 myself i been looking to get a forearm tat but im shit outa ideas