How do i shut cocky neighbor
 

Hey all, i got a 94 V6 a while ago, and i got new rims for and stuff, and it looks decent... then my neighbor went and bought a 96 GT, made me so mad, he always brags about his goes faster and all i can say is ya... I have just over $2000, and i want to make my car beat his (1/4 mile). how should i do this, what should i get??

I dont have any mods on my car other than the rims. HELP ME WIN! Thanks
His is stock all v8, and a little bagged (haha)

forced induction.

Spray it or trade it.

There really isn't much you can do to a 94 without spending a lot of money from the ground up. They are notorious to having bad head gaskets, and I'm guessing it's got quite a few miles too, which means that any large amount of power increase it sees from now on could be bad news to the engine. Just save up and buy a new car because it is not worth it. Otherwise, go to work with a chainsaw. :laughing1

Baseball bat to your neighbors car? That should probably fix your problem, and its even for under 2k too.

No but seriously, as was stated, there isnt too much you can to do the 94 without dropping major bills. I would save your cash and just buy a faster stang. (Finance an '05 :P)

i hear ya man
 

i have the same problem with my cousin, he's got a 99 v6 with a stick shift and he cna go faster than me, only cause he shifts perfectly and somehow owns on me when we race...i was tempted to kill his car, but it;'s a pony and i cant kill a pony, even if he is an annoying somewhat-idiotic person...just save up, buy one of those new 05 Cobras, and smoke him, then proceed to video tape him crying...

Go drain the oil in his car.

thats an idea
 

now there's somehtin i didnt think of...drain the oil...simple yet effective...

Here's what you do. First...you do the oil idea...then, just for the fun of it, take one of those zip-ties and put it on his drive shaft or something under the car that spins so it hits something and makes a REALLY annoying sound...he'll think his car is broke and you can make fun of him. Also, while he gets out to check it out just punch him in the gut and steal the car (he'll probably leave the keys in the ignition if he's worried enough)...could work? Good luck.

No mess if you do it right and he will never know anything went on until he backs his car out or pulls out.

Have relations wife his woman!

for real. I saw a nice louisville slugger real cheap at wally world. good stuff.

Send junk mail to His address,flaming bag of poop on the door step. Dirty deeds done dirt cheap!

Funniest idea EVER. Do it.

I've tried it before and it works great. Most annoying thing ever and it takes them awhile to figure out what it is. It's Hilarious. I was also put a whistler in his tailpipe so that when he drives it makes a high pitched sound instead of the low mustang gt sound. :laughing8

Super glue a metal police whistle deep inside one of the tail pipes

dont damage his car in any way. thats just a sh1tty thing to do. I dont know about you but i wouldnt want anyone to do that to mine...

I have a vortec kit for sale if interested pm me and i can work things out wiht you ps its just under $2k asking price.

Super glue a metal police whistle deep inside one of the tail pipes


thats funny

lol! thats funny

THE BEST THING YOU CAN THINK OF IS SENDING HIM JUNK MAIL?!?!?!, WHAT KINDOF ****ING **** IS THAT, HE WANTS TO BEAT HIS NEIGHBOR'S GT, WHAT IS SENDING JUNKMAIL TO HIS HOUSE GONNA DO ABOUT THAT??!?!?!!?

dude this thread is dead. wtf??? last response was in april. get a life and quit tryin to build posts on stupid s***

this is correct..