MattJ
 

matt thinks hes a smart guy beatin on my pal milos so take this!
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What happens when you cross a retard and MattJ?



A dumb retard!

the brady bunch and mattj jump off a building....
who hits the ground first?



Who cares?

what were the longest 3 years of mattj's life?



first grade

Why does Heaven have MattJ and California have earthquakes?





California got first pick.

Worst thread ever...

4.6love = dumby

Wow, this thread is almost as gay as your car with them riceboy tailights.

/thread

whats the difference between a bag of poop and mattj's goofy car












the bag

Do you remember the Jetsons episode that mattj was in? No?



The future looks pretty good!

Why does mattj drive with his windows up?




he thinks the smell is coming from outside.

ok mattj... i'm sorry i was just messing w/ you...

but you got owned
lol
:pepper: :pepper: :pepper:

the first grade one was by far the best... good run Greggo ;)

just kidding we all love you matt common back now :banana:

i encourage you guys to make fun of me or my car but the jokes are so stupid.

let see, milo has a slow ass v6, and greg has a 5.slow with altezza tail lights and a busted ass rear end, so how are any of you able to talk shiit?

end of thread.

Who does MattJ consider to be a Perfect "10"?
Two 5 year olds.

Why does mattJ smell soooo bad?
So blind people can hate him too.

Ohoooo, my slow-ass V6...

Wow Matt, like I haven't heard that one before. Did you come up with that one all by yourself? Do you make your own material? Who say's I have to prove anything to you sunshine? ::p

I'm not trying to jump into the battle, but milos car does or will look better on the exterior.

You see, this man know's whats going on.. plus 2 cool points. :punk:

i run all of u, no joke

Greg, I'm sure there are a lot of things your good at, but your a little rough at telling jokes! ha ha.....you sure do spend a lot of time on this website....don't you have to go hunt dinner or something???

Just messing with you man.

well, dont make me start a jjtgiants thread now, lol

no i only hunt for my dinner for a few weeks in january,
i fish for my dinner during trout season too...

Now explain something to me... I can see how your car is the fastest in the school, mine's not, but its one of the top 5... but you live, in Columbus, Ohio, the nearest ocean is 800 miles away....

Why the hell are you working for Hollister? Don't get me wrong they're nice clothes and 80% of my wardrobe consists of them.... but I live 40 minutes away from the ocean. There is a difference. :poke:

LMFAO where the **** are u gettin all these....

i am very very smart

I cant hear you over my s/c whine ;)

yeh... ok...

thats actually gregs mom squeeling like a pig by getting quadrupple penetrated by all the local white trash rednecks.

Alright sorry i have to ruin the suprise, but maybe just maybe i have a vortech v2 polished supercharger here in a nice big box. :pepper: :banana:

and maybe i have a 94 gt cnrt w/ a 5.0HO... right

dude you dont believe me lol how bout i send you my pay pal information ;). I will take pics when i get the chance.