My car, the **** magnet...

SilverSteed03 · 09-01-2005, 01:00 PM

Being a rant, SMACK seemed like the proper place to put this. In the past two ****ing days, my car has been **** on three times. I work a graveyard shift. So i come out for work one night, and I realize that there is brown streaks on my hood with a huge ****ing log laying down right next to it. I take it to delta sonic, as i really wasnt in the mood to clean human feces off my hood. I gave the car a nice shine with mothers. I go inside for just an hour, and i come outside and it looks like a bird carpet bombing run has just happened, and my car was the only casualty. So i take it to the power wash this time and scrub it down, again making it look nice. I stop into a gas station to get some water, come out and a nice blue splat is on my hood. I've decided I hate birds more than anything. They should all die. As for that punk who **** on my car, I'll be waiting for his ass to come back. We're going to have a lot of fun.
END of rant

USMCstang · 09-01-2005, 01:14 PM

Your car got pooped on?

Who poops on a car? That's friggin hillarious! It would piss me off if it happened to me, but it didn't.

Cmon guys! Let's all point our fingers and laugh at poop-man! HAHA!

J/K man....find out who did it and whip some ass.

09-01-2005, 01:15 PM

somone pooped on your hood?....
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heh....

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hehehehe....
hehehahaha.. HAHAHAHA,,,, AAAAHHHHA AHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SOMONE TOOK A DUKE ON YOUR HOOD! AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
HAhaha HA ahahhah,,,, ... heh,.,..

phwew... heh....

Sorry.. it isnt funny... but... damn that is funny.

What the hell did you do to get somone to hot carl yer ride?

SilverSteed03 · 09-01-2005, 01:18 PM

I have no freaking clue. I just go to work at 11PM and come home at eight and sleep. I've done nothing! It was probably some 16 year old punk listening to green day and decided to impress his friends. In any case, I'm pretty good with an M203 40mm grenade launcher, and everyone who comes near my car should know that.

USMCstang · 09-01-2005, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilverSteed03

I have no freaking clue. I just go to work at 11PM and come home at eight and sleep. I've done nothing! It was probably some 16 year old punk listening to green day and decided to impress his friends. In any case, I'm pretty good with an M203 40mm grenade launcher, and everyone who comes near my car should know that.

I too, carried an M203...and have fired it in anger. I can tell you, hitting a pooper trooper with some 40mm HE rounds would NOT be a good idea near your car...just creates a stinky, poop filled mess.

Put a 5.56 round through his colon.

SilverSteed03 · 09-01-2005, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by USMCstang

I too, carried an M203...and have fired it in anger. I can tell you, hitting a pooper trooper with some 40mm HE rounds would NOT be a good idea near your car...just creates a stinky, poop filled mess.

Put a 5.56 round through his colon.

If his asshole was as big around as that turd was, you could've failed BRM a couple of times over and still hit him in the pucker pincher!

*Lances03SVT* · 09-01-2005, 02:45 PM

Damn I don't know whats funnier.Someone pooping on the car or actually telling us that they did it LOL. Hell just set up a perimeter with some claymores and frag his ass.

ShakerScoops · 09-01-2005, 03:15 PM

That's kinda like hitting your funny bone. Everybody else is laughing and you don't know whether to laugh or cry!!
I can't believe someone would crap on your car!! That's sad!!

MattJ · 09-01-2005, 05:08 PM

Haha your car got pooped on. Man, would that piss me off. Id leave my windows down one day and just watch it, waiting.

Blue02GT · 09-01-2005, 07:17 PM

I usally just piss on cars. Taking a crap on a car requires too much effort.

Seriously, poop washes off. Some incestuous bastard keyed mine.

SilverSteed03 · 09-01-2005, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blue02GT

I usally just piss on cars. Taking a crap on a car requires too much effort.

Seriously, poop washes off. Some incestuous bastard keyed mine.

What was it John Travolta said in Pulp Fiction? "You just dont **** with another man's car." I never have. About three years ago some little gangbangin wannabe prick slashed 3 tires on my geo tracker and sprayed gang graffitti all over my garage doors. All because I called him a punk assed whigger. So i waited for him after summer school and ****ed him up pretty good.

Blue02GT · 09-01-2005, 09:01 PM

Yeah I would love to know who keyed my car. It was at work where alot of scumbags walk by our building. I would like to return the favor.

Nitty · 09-06-2005, 10:39 AM

OMG

someone shat on your car? Thats possibly the funniest **** iv ever read on this board. The guy was probably with his buddies and they have it on tape ROFL. I remember there was a kid in my area pissing on cars..man i almost feel bad for how he got his ass kicked.

MattJ · 09-06-2005, 12:14 PM

You should of taken a picture of the stink pickle he left on your hood.

ColoradoStang · 09-06-2005, 02:32 PM

that sucks, if you find out who it was, beat 'em, someone like that who doesnt respect other people's sh*t, should be taught a lesson.

where the hell do you work? 11- 8am, must suck

SilverSteed03 · 09-08-2005, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ColoradoStang

that sucks, if you find out who it was, beat 'em, someone like that who doesnt respect other people's sh*t, should be taught a lesson.

where the hell do you work? 11- 8am, must suck

I'm a rent-a-cop guarding an industrial spraying nozzle manufacturing plant. It's boring. So on saturdays when no one is there, i bring the ol' PS2.

I dont have a digital camera either. I want to get one so I can post my car here, but everyone knows what a stock silver 2000 Mustang GT with those goofy looking "Mustang" side decals look like.

SilverSteed03 · 09-08-2005, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJ

You should of taken a picture of the stink pickle he left on your hood.

It wasnt actually on my hood. There were brown streaks sliding down from the hood over the front right fender flare, with the turd laying next to it. Bastards cant even **** on a car right.

Big Yellow · 09-08-2005, 08:15 PM

Sorry I couldn't get it in the center of your hood. Next time I'll stand on a ladder and push a little harder.

ColoradoStang · 09-08-2005, 08:42 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

*4.6 Love* · 09-09-2005, 09:00 AM

This thread is gay!!!!!!

csledd · 09-10-2005, 04:07 PM

People who don't respect people's cars pisses me off more than anything.

Kick his ass for sure

SilverSteed03 · 09-12-2005, 05:03 PM

Want me to post pics of his broken body?

Badfish · 09-12-2005, 05:29 PM

yes plz ....

Fat Lard · 09-14-2005, 02:51 PM

Yes, you should do that. Then break off a fresh loaf of ass bread right on him. Little ****-tard!

09-01-2005, 01:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
SilverSteed03 The Cavalry Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 126	My car, the magnet... Being a rant, SMACK seemed like the proper place to put this. In the past two **ing days, my car has been on three times. I work a graveyard shift. So i come out for work one night, and I realize that there is brown streaks on my hood with a huge ing log laying down right next to it. I take it to delta sonic, as i really wasnt in the mood to clean human feces off my hood. I gave the car a nice shine with mothers. I go inside for just an hour, and i come outside and it looks like a bird carpet bombing run has just happened, and my car was the only casualty. So i take it to the power wash this time and scrub it down, again making it look nice. I stop into a gas station to get some water, come out and a nice blue splat is on my hood. I've decided I hate birds more than anything. They should all die. As for that punk who ** on my car, I'll be waiting for his ass to come back. We're going to have a lot of fun. END of rant __________________ 2000 Mustang GT Mods: K&N Filter SLP Loudmouth catback BBK Underdog pullies www.ytmnd.com

09-01-2005, 01:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
USMCstang Secretary of Defense Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Akron, OH...5 Mins from Summit Racing Posts: 355	Your car got pooped on? Who poops on a car? That's friggin hillarious! It would piss me off if it happened to me, but it didn't. Cmon guys! Let's all point our fingers and laugh at poop-man! HAHA! J/K man....find out who did it and whip some ass. __________________ ~Mike 98 GT 4R70W Buckeye Stangs - Ohio Based Mustang Enthusiasts

09-01-2005, 01:18 PM	#4 (permalink)
SilverSteed03 The Cavalry Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 126	I have no freaking clue. I just go to work at 11PM and come home at eight and sleep. I've done nothing! It was probably some 16 year old punk listening to green day and decided to impress his friends. In any case, I'm pretty good with an M203 40mm grenade launcher, and everyone who comes near my car should know that. __________________ 2000 Mustang GT Mods: K&N Filter SLP Loudmouth catback BBK Underdog pullies www.ytmnd.com

09-01-2005, 02:45 PM	#7 (permalink)
Lances03SVT Super Moderator Join Date: May 2005 Location: Carthage, Missouri Posts: 9,274	Damn I don't know whats funnier.Someone pooping on the car or actually telling us that they did it LOL. Hell just set up a perimeter with some claymores and frag his ass. __________________ _______________________ 2003 Cobra SOLD

09-01-2005, 03:15 PM	#8 (permalink)
ShakerScoops Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Tualatin, OR. Posts: 94	That's kinda like hitting your funny bone. Everybody else is laughing and you don't know whether to laugh or cry!! I can't believe someone would crap on your car!! That's sad!! __________________ Some days you're the dog! Some days you're the hydrant!

09-01-2005, 01:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
Jack The Ripper Posts: n/a	somone pooped on your hood?.... .. . ... heh.... .. hehehehe.... hehehahaha.. HAHAHAHA,,,, AAAAHHHHA AHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOMONE TOOK A DUKE ON YOUR HOOD! AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA HAhaha HA ahahhah,,,, ... heh,.,.. phwew... heh.... Sorry.. it isnt funny... but... damn that is funny. What the hell did you do to get somone to hot carl yer ride?

09-01-2005, 05:08 PM	#9 (permalink)
MattJ Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Racine, WI Posts: 10,243	Haha your car got pooped on. Man, would that piss me off. Id leave my windows down one day and just watch it, waiting. __________________ 2001 Mustang GT Premium - Mineral Grey

09-01-2005, 07:17 PM	#10 (permalink)
Blue02GT Ex Mini Smack King Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: St. Louis Posts: 868	I usally just piss on cars. Taking a crap on a car requires too much effort. Seriously, poop washes off. Some incestuous bastard keyed mine. __________________ True Blue 2002 GT Premium 4r70W 1/8 8.205@ 84.780 1/4 12.874@ 107.20 Bolt on's n/a NMRA #7703 Dyno'd at Modular Depot 251 hp. 291 Tq. 4.30's, 3500 Stall converter, Steeda upper & Lowers, Tokico drag struts, M & M frame connectors, P & A valve body, C&L plenum, Accufab 75mm TB, Jet Hot Long tubes, Hooker O/R X, Steeda catback,SCT tune,Steeda pullies.

09-01-2005, 09:01 PM	#12 (permalink)
Blue02GT Ex Mini Smack King Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: St. Louis Posts: 868	Yeah I would love to know who keyed my car. It was at work where alot of scumbags walk by our building. I would like to return the favor. __________________ True Blue 2002 GT Premium 4r70W 1/8 8.205@ 84.780 1/4 12.874@ 107.20 Bolt on's n/a NMRA #7703 Dyno'd at Modular Depot 251 hp. 291 Tq. 4.30's, 3500 Stall converter, Steeda upper & Lowers, Tokico drag struts, M & M frame connectors, P & A valve body, C&L plenum, Accufab 75mm TB, Jet Hot Long tubes, Hooker O/R X, Steeda catback,SCT tune,Steeda pullies.

09-06-2005, 10:39 AM	#13 (permalink)
Nitty The Young Gun Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 52	OMG someone shat on your car? Thats possibly the funniest **** iv ever read on this board. The guy was probably with his buddies and they have it on tape ROFL. I remember there was a kid in my area pissing on cars..man i almost feel bad for how he got his ass kicked.

09-06-2005, 12:14 PM	#14 (permalink)
MattJ Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Racine, WI Posts: 10,243	You should of taken a picture of the stink pickle he left on your hood. __________________ 2001 Mustang GT Premium - Mineral Grey

09-06-2005, 02:32 PM	#15 (permalink)
ColoradoStang american muscle Join Date: May 2005 Location: denver - getting slowed by elevation Posts: 205	that sucks, if you find out who it was, beat 'em, someone like that who doesnt respect other people's sht, should be taught a lesson. where the hell do you work? 11- 8am, must suck __________________ 1997 Mustang GT - 5-speed - Black on Black* 3.73 gears/Flowmaster Exhaust/"K&N" Intake/CenterForce Dual Friction Racing Clutch/Nitto 555's/Kenwood CD Player '97 Mustang GT Best ET: 14.3 @98 (sae corrected) Currently saving for some BOOST!

09-08-2005, 08:15 PM	#18 (permalink)
Big Yellow Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 35	Sorry I couldn't get it in the center of your hood. Next time I'll stand on a ladder and push a little harder. __________________ Mike

09-08-2005, 08:42 PM	#19 (permalink)
ColoradoStang american muscle Join Date: May 2005 Location: denver - getting slowed by elevation Posts: 205	hahahahahahahahahahahaha __________________ 1997 Mustang GT - 5-speed - Black on Black 3.73 gears/Flowmaster Exhaust/"K&N" Intake/CenterForce Dual Friction Racing Clutch/Nitto 555's/Kenwood CD Player '97 Mustang GT Best ET: 14.3 @98 (sae corrected) Currently saving for some BOOST!

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09-10-2005, 04:07 PM	#21 (permalink)
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09-12-2005, 05:03 PM	#22 (permalink)
SilverSteed03 The Cavalry Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 126	Want me to post pics of his broken body? __________________ 2000 Mustang GT Mods: K&N Filter SLP Loudmouth catback BBK Underdog pullies www.ytmnd.com

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09-14-2005, 02:51 PM	#24 (permalink)
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