Ex-wife did this...while I was in Korea. She was a huge **** when I was on my 12 month tour. Ran into a few of my old friends last summer and they told me stories that they seen her stripping at a few clubs in San Francisco while I was in Korea, haha. She had a nice new pair D's to show off a few months before I left the country. My endeavors of exploiting women for what they are started in the summer of 2007 and I'm still going. I'm sure there will be a lucky lady but just hasnt happened yet. Until then **** ***** and tell em to kick rocks in the morning.

 

...and that kids is how you get aids.

 

amen.

 

haha. No sitting on the fence for you .

Not quite . . . . .

 

And this is how you become a man. Amen to that.




As far as cheating goes, its only human nature. If we knew 100% we could get away with it, everyone would do it. Its just sex. And it is especially "just sex" if its with a girl you have no feelings for, nor would you ever have feelings for.

Personally, I have cheated in my life, not with my current girlfriend, and i don't plan on it, but it is what it is. Sometimes our penises have a mind of their own.

 

Hallefuckinleujah!

Someone with ***** that can admit the truth.

 

Speaking of *****....what ever happened to a good old fashioned ****? Seems the only ones I can find these days are bitches that wanna tease. Oh yeah...they give HJ's for about 1 minute, let me play with their ****, and grind all over me, but absolutely under circumstances WHAT-SO-EVER will there be any sex.....unless I I plan on commiting. Which I dont. They're like *****...but....with a hint of self respect?

 

A new breed of *****.

I hate those bitches.

 

Based on what I see with my friends I'd say you're not spending enough money. They used to call them ***** now I think they are just called prostitutes. What's that old saying?.....You have to pay to play.

 

Im not paying for sex unless shes got all of her teeth.

 

I say **** relationships... atleast until you're 30. Just screw *****... and hope you don't catch anything. As far as cheating goes... whatever... I've never done it, never will. It's irrelevant. I'm through with relationships either way.

btw... all of you guys from florida and what not, probably have a way different view on ***** than I do... being from ky. You have to understand, theres basically nothing here but trailer trash. god i need to move soon.

edit: btw... don't think i've mentioned it on this forum yet, but im thinking of moving somewhere near garden cirty in south carolina in a few years. near myrtle beach. too much time spent in these appalachin mountains really ***** with your head. don't know about krenogin, but im ready to get out of this state.

 

What Steeda97 said was his experience, and just because it meshes with yours in a way (you did it while married) doesnt make what he said any more true than what I said which was also the truth.

With your logic here, its the truth only if you agree with it.

fuzzy bro. fuzzy.

 

I can only speak from experience. Not just my own but most guys as I`ve been in the military and have worked in a male orientated environment since. I`m in my 40s man and have done some things which I`ve regretted. The vast majority of people don`t set out to upset people or make mistakes but we`re only human. **** happens and you were born with a ***** for a reason. This whole monogamy bullshit makes me laugh. We`re not ******* swans and the whole "I`ll never look at another woman while I`m with you baby" stuff, is nonsense.
From a CHICKS point of view I can get it, as they`re fucked up in the head and they have a different take on everything. (which I think the original poster was getting at). Don`t get me wrong I love women (from a sex point of view) but they are ******* hard work at times (my original controversial post on this one). I`m not saying I`m right and its easy to take the high moral ground when I`ve already admitted to ******* up.
To say that you`ll never fall for the forbidden fruit for the rest of your life is optimistic to say the least but I admire your stance. Maybe your woman reads your posts, I don`t know

Anyways, this thread has been entertaining, I think I`ll start another

 

I live in northern MN, girls hibernate in the winter lol. Thats why spring is so fun! Cars and mini skirts.

I can't believe this went this far, all I needed was to vent about a stupid argument that never would have happened if girls didnt think so damn complicated like!

Edit: ^ not that that is bad, it gave me a lot of entertainment in class!

 

****, why start another thread... this one is doing just fine. haha

 

^^ you`re right,

**** it, keep it going. What do you call the useless fleshy bit round a vagina? The woman.

Asides from riding and cooking your dinner, they`re good for **** all else. Oh, maybe ironing. This `modern man` **** is what it is....****. Women don`t make good soldiers/firemen/builders/miners etc. They turn up and **** the show up wherever they go. They tried to start women at my work a few years (they only do the office stuff) and it was a total disaster. One refused to wear protective gloves as she broke a nail and the other wouldn`t wear a hard hat as it fucked her hair up.
Political correction gone mad. All because some mouthy bitch said we were being sexist for not having any women on the docks.

I`m not saying they`re inferior. Far ******* from it. They`re just NOT THE SAME. I`d say they were the stronger sex not the weaker sex. They`ve got what men want. Its in their pants and they know how to manipulate guys for fun. Guys that wouldn`t take **** off any other man but bows down and runs like a little lamb to his woman, taking allsorts of crap and toeing the line all because she has a small pink box.

(lights blue touch paper and stands back)

 

I just dont see women the same way as you do Geeko.

 

hey valentino its...keeko

....although I guessed you meant that.

 

damn, that's one way of putting it I guess. me personaly: im a simple guy. no one can be trusted, just enjoy having fun... and hopefully find a girl who thinks the same way. don't get involved in relationships if you don't plan on staying commited.

basically, i would advise people to not bother with them until you're 25 at the earliest... maybe even later, although some people do get lucky. I have nothing against girls, because guys can be just as bad. your only defense againt this cheating **** is to just not get involved. (my oppinion)

 

Well, you can continue to keep on living like a herb. Nothing wrong with a little bit of promiscuity. Just to get it out of your system. Its about time for me to quit the 'nail' as many as you can lifestyle. Been a wild 4 years. I divorced at 23, haha and was actually faithful.

 

valentino??

and yes, of course I did.

is your name Keeko?

if you actually speak aloud your username it does sound like "big geeko"

So it fits after all.

 

now now no need to get personal from a man with nearly 10,000 posts on an internet forum

Keep cool. I like it here. Its a ******* breath of fresh air from all the other ****.

My names Brian. keekos a nickname, and I`m kinda big

 

Brian, keeko sound like a crack ***** hooker's name.

and claiming to be big on the interwebs means you are in fact small.

and 10k posts isnt hard to get to in 6 years.... yes my join date is not correct.
IJS.

 

I tried to be civil and your attempted retort was weak petty insults. Stop being a ****.

 

lol... its serious business.

Ill do what I always do and let the membership speak.

poll time.

 

I"m 24 and have been married for almost 3 years. I can pretty conclusivly say I'll never cheat nor have I. I'm not saying I would never get a divorce (the wife and I are totally perfect for each other though so thats unlikely)

But sneaking around and being unfaithful is low. If your unattached whatever go out have fun may the force be with you. But have the ***** to end a relationship if you aren't really in it anymore.

Cause a cheater is a liar and a liar is a peice of ****..... no offence

 

Same here. Never cheated... not married though. And I have been faced with chances to do it and get away with it. 3 times in my last relationship. No way she would have EVER found out... but guess what, I didn't. Because there are still some people left in this world who still believe in commitment.

And when I talk about cheating, and how much I hate people who do it... I'm basically refering to alot of the people I know in real life. I have absolutely nothing against anyone on this forum.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH_StQ6KdW0

 

Women are complicated if the truth is told. Heres a few things they say with their own meanings

1. Fine. This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. 5 minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing. This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.Go ahead. This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It.
5.Sigh. This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing..)
6. Thats ok. This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks. A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').
8. Whatever. Is a woman's way of saying.. **** you.
9. Don`t worry about it, I`ll do it. Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in the man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Thats about ******* right.

 

this is all true, and your copy and paste skills are tight.