You guys are a bunch of pansies.
Why just today, I was cruising through a school zone full of kiddies and some soccer-mom bitch was revving her Astrovan at me. Whaaaa?
Yeah, that's not goin down without a fight.
So, I bite...and she honks 3 times and we're off.
Damn, I nearly hit the crossing guard, but after smokin her by like 3 carlengths, she throws me the dueces and yells "good race, guy."
So then we meet up at the stop light down the road when she finally catches up, and I'm like "Hey, lady....what's the retail on one of those?"
..to which she proudly answers...
"More than YOU can afford, pal.
..and revs her **** up, and drives off.