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Old 09-30-2009, 05:18 PM
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OFFICIALLY SUCK MY DICK...man what in the ****, I smogged last year, paid my money for my registration and now i have to smog AGAIN?!?!?! Another $200+ out of my pocket for our shitty air quality?

Because my 2002 mustang is what? A mustang? I'm sure it isn't running any worse right now then the ****** 92 toyota minivan thats got a rusted out converter spewing black smoke all over the road..

What sort of bullshit is this? I mean really...I liked this place..but I think its time for the DMV CARB BAR and all of these other **** sucking organizations that continue to take my hard earned money away because we're a bunch of over populated ******** to get bombed. I mean really...

And somehow, with all of this flippin cash I'm shelling out just to drive in these shitty infested over populated hellholes that they call cities... this state is still broke? **** OFF..

How about this, we start executing, it'll cut down on alot of ****..theft, welfare, the prison populated, illegal immigrants, gangs, me getting butt fucked by your shitty *** DMV that closes every other friday and monday or whatever the bullshit is.. uhh what else?

Ontop of that..anyone know if a mild cam and a tune will still pass this communist **** sucking states smog? Or do I have to give a guy a ******* behind his shop or some **** to get this asshat to pass me.
 
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Old 09-30-2009, 05:37 PM
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just dont use your teeth or he still might fail you
 
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Old 09-30-2009, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by JackThe Ripper
just dont use your teeth or he still might fail you

hahaha true, feel bad for you tho, must suck
 
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Old 09-30-2009, 05:58 PM
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yeah that is BS. My air quality testing is free, but its BS for me to keep getting it tested. My dads 94 camry that burns oil and pollutes the air heavily on startup no longer needs to be tested. NOT FAIR!
 
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Old 09-30-2009, 06:00 PM
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I may know a guy who knows a guy...then i'll register my car up north in a rural area where (from what i've told idk how true it is) has no smog laws..

We'll see though.
 
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Old 09-30-2009, 06:00 PM
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thats blows.

Come to Florida...........no emissions
 
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Old 09-30-2009, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by 03_GT
thats blows.

Come to Florida...........no emissions
X2

However I think it's only a matter of time before that changes.
 
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Old 09-30-2009, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by whitestang04
X2

However I think it's only a matter of time before that changes.
nah, they have been trying for awhile now and it still has not passed...
 
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Old 09-30-2009, 06:39 PM
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I love that theres no inspections over here in ky.. You just get a car and drive it.
 
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Old 09-30-2009, 07:10 PM
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$200 for a smog test? They're really raping you over there huh? None of our emissions tests cost more than $25 over here...
 
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Old 09-30-2009, 07:20 PM
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Ah Michigan. You get really cold (35 tonight) have lots of snow and horrible employment but no emission testing earthquakes or hurricains
 
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Old 09-30-2009, 07:35 PM
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Come to FL, we love you long time.
 
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Old 09-30-2009, 08:48 PM
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smog checks cost that much now...i figure registration is about a 100 bucks and smog is 60-80.

come to arizona OBD check only. i have 100 decible exhaust and no cats passed without any problems.
 
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Old 10-01-2009, 08:13 AM
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Yeah I'm not sure where you are going, but smog shouldn't cost $200+. I can get my car smogged for $200, but thats because it won't pass at a normal place. Not sure what's up with you having to smog two years in a row. I'm up for smog now and it's been 2 years. You might want to fight that, but I doubt you'll pass with that cam.
 
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Old 10-01-2009, 09:36 AM
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What cam do you have? An xe262 can pass barely but a xe270 won't. The tune shouldn't put you over.

If you end up needing a hookup LMK. I can get you situated. Why are they making you get one so soon. It should be every 2 years.
 
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Old 10-01-2009, 09:41 AM
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dumb smog laws, dumb gun laws, earthquakes

I really hope you guys like the weather cause your state has some serious issues
 
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Old 10-01-2009, 09:54 AM
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Texas is good too. You just have to pass inspection, and that's $13.

There are many reasons your state has the highest flee rate in the country!
 
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Old 10-01-2009, 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Lazerred6
dumb smog laws, dumb gun laws, earthquakes

I really hope you guys like the weather cause your state has some serious issues
I like my state and would not live anywhere else. Don't worry, the smog laws will start spreading to all the other states. I can still go buy a gun, hell look at r3d. Earthquakes don't happen all the time. It's been 20 years since the last big one that made an impact. I'll take that over hurricanes, tornados and all that crap which happens every year.
 
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:01 AM
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Michigan has zero inspections not a single one

if your exhaust is too loud and you rev it past a cop he might pull you over if it's late at night and cite you for a noise ordinace violation and if you have to dark of tint they will pull you over and cite you for that too

but your car can leak oil billow black smoke and you can walk down a city street with a hand gun strapped to your leg and it's all legal

If I go in the water in my state I don't drop a ring or two on the food chain either lol
 
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:20 AM
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move down here to texas
 
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:38 AM
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I'm sorry, but absolutely nothing about California seems even the slightest bit intriguing to me at all. I never even have any intention of visiting the state, much less living in it.

Our emissions testing kind of sucks here too, but smog testing is only $10/yr. + tags.
 
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Old 10-01-2009, 10:56 AM
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Oregon was ranked one of the safest places to live, no earth quakes, tornatos, hurricanes or anything like that. Just the weather is like shitty for 9 months. But we don't have a smog thing down here in Oregon. Then again I had to register my car at my other house in a small town where there is no DEQ (Emissions I believe, it's something else down here).

That's because I have straight pipes and well it wont past the smell thing. I'm in the process of ripping out my smog system too. haha As well my car is to loud and I only get pulled over down town where it echo's. haha

Anyways good luck and that's going to suck when I move down there. FML
 
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Old 10-01-2009, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by WNRacing
I'm sorry, but absolutely nothing about California seems even the slightest bit intriguing to me at all. I never even have any intention of visiting the state, much less living in it.

Our emissions testing kind of sucks here too, but smog testing is only $10/yr. + tags.
We all have our opinions, but you can't fully judge something if you've never experienced it. I can say the same for TN. I have no intentions on ever visiting. To each their own. I like where I live.

Originally Posted by BikerSk8rKid
Oregon was ranked one of the safest places to live, no earth quakes, tornatos, hurricanes or anything like that. Just the weather is like shitty for 9 months. But we don't have a smog thing down here in Oregon. Then again I had to register my car at my other house in a small town where there is no DEQ (Emissions I believe, it's something else down here).

That's because I have straight pipes and well it wont past the smell thing. I'm in the process of ripping out my smog system too. haha As well my car is to loud and I only get pulled over down town where it echo's. haha

Anyways good luck and that's going to suck when I move down there. FML
That's because nobody wants to live in Oregon.
 
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Old 10-01-2009, 11:06 AM
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Michigan is ranked the 10 most dangerous state to live in

but if we blew up detroit and bulldozed flint I bet we would be like 40th
 
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Old 10-01-2009, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by 00blkstanggt
That's because nobody wants to live in Oregon.
Are you kidding me? I get multiple messages a month of people moving down here off MySpace. A rich girl just moved here not to long ago.
 
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Old 10-01-2009, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by BikerSk8rKid
Are you kidding me? I get multiple messages a month of people moving down here off MySpace. A rich girl just moved here not to long ago.
No need to lie. My Uncle lives there.....

Its all good no one wants to live here in New Mexico either lol
 
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Old 10-01-2009, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by BikerSk8rKid
Are you kidding me? I get multiple messages a month of people moving down here off MySpace. A rich girl just moved here not to long ago.
Not sure why you get messages from people on myspace who are moving to Oregon, but a few people a month is hardly anything.
 
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Old 10-01-2009, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by NewMustangMan
No need to lie. My Uncle lives there.....

Its all good no one wants to live here in New Mexico either lol
I mean Oregon is nice and beautiful, don't have to worry as much and no Taxes. But I dislike the weather now, probably because I have a Motorcycle now and I don't ride in rain.
 
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Old 10-01-2009, 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by 00blkstanggt
Not sure why you get messages from people on myspace who are moving to Oregon, but a few people a month is hardly anything.
Why? I have like 56k friends and random people will search for people who live in other states just to meet new people for when they move down there.

Look I started messaging you awhile ago because I was going to move down there. People probably move here because of the Taxes and how shitty California is for right now. My little brother's sister just moved back from California, her boyfriend and a few others.
 
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Old 10-01-2009, 12:40 PM
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People move in and out of states all the time. If every single person that you know that does not live there was moving there it would still not be statistically significant
 

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