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Old 09-22-2009, 12:51 AM
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Ok....now that I got your attention...

I gotta ask you people....(yes...i said "you people")...

what's the deal with posers that put fake **** on their car, so people will think they have a different car?

WTF...?

Bear with me here...it's the graveyard shift and I'm the only ************ still awake at this ungodly hour, so i figured I'd leave you guys something to chuckle at in the morning when you got up.

You're welcome.

Aaaanyway...

I go to Blockbuster to rent a game and look what pulls up and parks next to me:

Really dude?


It's not just you domestic ******* either....
It's ricers too....

Honda Civics with Turbo badges on em when you KNOW that bitch is only pushing like 18hp to the front left wheel...

Camaros with SS badges on em....bitch, that aint no Camaro...it's wearing 215s all around and has a single one inch exhaust outlet.

My personal favorite was the mid-90s Mustang with the Skyline GT-R badge on it....holy batshit....that took the cake.

I mean...i know a lot of people out there cannot afford to drive the car they really want, but damn....have a little pride, and stop with the trickery.
You're not fooling anyone.
Everyone KNOWS that's a V6 Mustang, and the Cobra front-end and dual exhaust is not foolin anyone, chief.


****...in all honesty, I really would love to have a Diablo, but the **** if I'm gonna go put Lambo doors and a Lambo badge on my Supra, ya know?

Anyway, that's my rant.
If you're offended, than you're a ***** and your vag is of the sandy variety.
If you're not offended, then maybe I didn't try hard enough.

Much love,
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Old 09-22-2009, 03:51 AM
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its all to get bitches dawwg..

Then again...I've seen a mustang full of mexicans with a wooden wing...yes, a wooden wing.

Idk dude its the mindset of a retard...

Kinda like how honda owners think if they do an engine swap that they'll rule the streets or something..

And dude you posted that picture up a while back ago too i think...
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Old 09-22-2009, 05:45 AM
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haha dude in the POS stang stole your wing.
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Old 09-22-2009, 06:25 AM
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Honda Civics with Turbo badges on em when you KNOW that bitch is only pushing like 18hp to the front left wheel...

****...in all honesty, I really would love to have a Diablo, but the **** if I'm gonna go put Lambo doors and a Lambo badge on my Supra, ya know?
I laughed... and I think you should totally do it.
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Old 09-22-2009, 09:26 AM
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LoL, that picture is prime example. It's just inexplicable. The people that do that **** just don't think about the bigger picture or about the long run. It's like people who put those fake vents on the fenders. WHY THE **** DO THEY DO THAT? Don't think about it or try to figure it out. Your ears will bleed and cerebral fluid will drip out and stain the carpet as you will undoubtedly faint and fall to the floor. The resulting brain damage will lead you desire fake vents on your fenders and large wings on cars of which they don't belong.
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Old 09-22-2009, 09:29 AM
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It's like people who put those fake vents on the fenders. WHY THE **** DO THEY DO THAT?
Probably the same reason that Ford engineers put non-functional hood scoops and side scoops on mustangs--cause they think it looks good.

(Granted, I think the fake fender vents are totally dumb and riced out... beauty is in the eye of the beholder)

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Old 09-22-2009, 10:38 AM
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If you don't swap badges your not trying to fool anybody a bumper is a bumper if people get confused it's their own fault for not knowing what they are looking at
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Old 09-22-2009, 04:14 PM
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Probably the same reason that Ford engineers put non-functional hood scoops and side scoops on mustangs--cause they think it looks good.

(Granted, I think the fake fender vents are totally dumb and riced out... beauty is in the eye of the beholder)
My scoops are all functional. Granted the small hoodscoops only have about a quarter sized hole on the inside of the hood.
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Old 09-22-2009, 07:00 PM
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i saw a mustang with that same wing today.lol
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Old 09-23-2009, 09:28 AM
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at least he hasnt got to the fart cannon yet. but yeah, most are idiots. i see tons of douches in mustangs. i wish they would go up in value so some people wouldnt get them in my area.
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Old 09-23-2009, 09:55 AM
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Old 09-23-2009, 10:02 AM
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lol you know im not talkin bout you forum guys either.
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Old 09-23-2009, 11:39 AM
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I don't know how many cars I've seen the GTR badge on, but it has been many. I even saw an old Volvo once with the Ferrari emblem on it. Some people are just way cooler than us.
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Old 09-23-2009, 11:50 AM
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aww how cute.... twins
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Old 09-23-2009, 12:01 PM
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Lol. Just lol. His spoiler is almost taller than yours!
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That is freakin' hillarious. His wing is taller than your entire car.
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Old 09-28-2009, 08:04 PM
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i dont know why u people are so pissed.. i thought it was cool when i parked next to u boost... lmao
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That is freakin' hillarious. His wing is taller than your entire car.
im confused, which one is the supra
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Old 09-29-2009, 07:18 PM
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I LMAO'd so hard at that picture. You got to love ricers lol
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Old 09-29-2009, 08:57 PM
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MKIV got a mustang?
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