big shiny fart cannon
 

So, I was at work the other day and this ricer is stopped at the light on the corner. I only noticed him because I could hear his fart cannon 300ft away through the walls. Looked out the window and got a glimpse of the cannon reflecting sunlight with it's polished exterior. Light turns green and he goes, sounds like he's flooring it through all the gears but he's only going like 25-35mph when he gets out of sight.

Gave me a good laugh, had to explain to my coworkers why I was laughing though.. just thought I'd share.. feel free to share funny ricer moments

We have tons of those type of cars in my town...mostly Geo Metro's, Saturn Sunfire's, and about every scion xb in town.
...yes, I said Geo Metro.

Don't you mean Pontiac Sunfire? :p


I saw a fucking Focus that was riced out this morning on the way to take my car to the shop. Ugly little bastard, it was. Ugly little bastard driving it, too. It sounded like my dad farting away on the couch after he ate Taco Bell or something.

I see all kinds of riced out cars where I live. I saw a riced out older model Ford Taurus and a Toyota Camry the other day. I could have sat on the spoilers, swung my legs and still not be able to touch the top of the trunklid.

Geo Storm here, tag read THDR STM

I saw a nice 95 chevy caviler with primer all over it, terribily painted wheels, and a big fart cannon yesterday. I loled at it.

Went to Taco Bell earlier, seen a cavalier with a stupid wing on it. Looked like an ass sandwich. Some Julio stepped out.....go figure.

05-09 body style Mustang V6 Ricer wing looks like he made in in his dorm. Home-made glasspack. Porsche turbo emblem under the pony on the front fenders. Chain link plate frame. da joker in the plate. Which is fitting, cause it is a fu*king joke.

The wing is about 3 maybe 4 ft long. 5 or 6 in. in width Not even close to being effective at ANY speeds. And cheaply bolted on.

Two doors down from me. I puke every morning going to work.

I always chuckle when I get passed by something that sounds like my weed-whacker...

Across the street there is an RX-8 with an un-Godly amount of stickers and decals on it. Including I "heart" turbo. Seriously sounds like a lawn mower with a leak.