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Old 07-25-2005, 10:18 PM
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Originally Posted by 96stangGT
hmm slow car ..right...ill barrow my brothers car and show you up. 93 gt MANUAL 306 crate worldclass trans. with 150 shot to name just a few mods... wanna race ill put 200 down that i win ... any comments?
What a TOOL. do us a favor and shoot your self in the medula oblongata for that retarded comment.

how bout you buy my car so you can know what it feels like to be in the mid 13's.
 
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Old 07-26-2005, 05:44 AM
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Sorry, i guess i shoulda made my answer a little bit shorter, im sure ready all those big words gave you a headache and probably made you upset.

If you get a chance, re-read my last post, and you will realize how stupid your last comment was

Here, lemme translate that to something you might understand.

Sry, i gess i shuda maed answur short. all dem bigazz wurds prolly twisted yer dome yo.

If u geta few secs plz, again-red lst post plz, an u realize u sho wack fo shizzle yo.
Damn, I wish I hadn't read that with a mouth full of coffee!!! Luckily I managed to turn my head so the spray didn't hit the computer...
 
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Old 07-26-2005, 06:56 AM
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Originally Posted by 96stangGT
hmm slow car ..right...ill barrow my brothers car and show you up. 93 gt MANUAL 306 crate worldclass trans. with 150 shot to name just a few mods... wanna race ill put 200 down that i win ... any comments?
Yeah, save the two hundred towards your slow *** car, first it's a buddies Ferarri Enzo now it's your brother's car. Grow up dude. I can borrow my buddies 9 second car and whoop your brothers, big deal. What's next? "My dog is bigger than yours".
You need to spend less time making a fool of yourself online and more time in the garage working on your turd of a car.
 
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Old 07-26-2005, 07:45 AM
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forget your egos for 1 secound.. its a figure of speech meaning it isnt fair to claim a auto is faster and prove it by racing a newer gt against an older 1. obviously you would when , to justify it we would have to get a fair race.. do you even know the meaning of fair .... my whole point to this shpeel is with a stock auto and manual the manual is quicker . sure the auto would be with some bolt ons and tuning but if you were to big headed to realize my point of "stock, same year" i dont know why i bother argue this point
 
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Come talk to me when you run a 14.0 With a stock NPI longblock, bolt ons, A/C, Mach 460, and power leather seats. Nothing but bolt ons here. Come to think of it, run a mid 14 with your manual.
 
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Old 07-26-2005, 08:32 AM
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lol ..ur so gay . ok im talking to you with my longblock black leather power everything ,mach 460 6 speaker system, 45,000 miles and im in 14's . man i didnt think that stuff really added horsepower? guess i dont know everythingur so gay :sign17:
 
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Old 07-26-2005, 08:35 AM
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lol ..ur so gay . ok im talking to you with my longblock black leather power everything ,mach 460 6 speaker system, 45,000 miles and im in 14's . man i didnt think that stuff really added horsepower? guess i dont know everythingur so gay :sign17:
What the f*** are they teaching kids in school today?
 
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Originally Posted by 96stangGT
forget your egos for 1 secound.. its a figure of speech meaning it isnt fair to claim a auto is faster and prove it by racing a newer gt against an older 1. obviously you would when , to justify it we would have to get a fair race.. do you even know the meaning of fair .... my whole point to this shpeel is with a stock auto and manual the manual is quicker . sure the auto would be with some bolt ons and tuning but if you were to big headed to realize my point of "stock, same year" i dont know why i bother argue this point
No one is saying automatics are faster, we are saying they have and advantage with a stock GT when it comes to launching. You also can't miss a shift since it's computer controlled. You started this whole thread by insulting automatics, we simply explained that muscle cars have always had automatics and that is very common to see them in very fast street cars. Nobody has said manual suck or are slower, just that it is harder to achieve the same results consistantly with them. You also have the additional worry of destroying your rear end once you get sticky tires. Most of the guys I race with at national events have to tow their cars to and from the track due to the risk of rear end breakage. They have manuals, I don't have to worry about that. I drive my car to the track, change tires and race. Once you start racing your car on a regular basis and adding mod's you will see what we are talking about. Is a matter of preference not one is better than the other.
 
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Originally Posted by 96stangGT
lol ..ur so gay . ok im talking to you with my longblock black leather power everything ,mach 460 6 speaker system, 45,000 miles and im in 14's . man i didnt think that stuff really added horsepower? guess i dont know everythingur so gay :sign17:
You're damn straight I'm talking to you...I'm calling your slow ***, 96 turd out. I want to see you run a 14 flat with it, since manuals are so much faster, without gutting everything out of the car such as A/C, power leather seats, and a full on stereo, which adds weight, not power, rope-smoker.

To make it interesting, I could put my back seat, spare and jack back in and run on street tires, and still blow your doors off 19 out of 20 times. I ran 5 14.25's in a row at full weight, and countless 14.0's at my race weight.

Ever heard of consistency kid? Or for that matter, ever heard of punctuation and grammar? They must not teach that to third graders anymore.

As Dean said, once you start racing competitively, you will realize why I prefer an auto for the class I run.
 
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Old 07-26-2005, 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted by USMCstang
...which adds weight, not power, rope-smoker.


...Or for that matter, ever heard of punctuation and grammar? They must not teach that to third graders anymore.
:laughing4 Ha!!! That's good stuff!!!
 
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if we are racing buddies cars? ever hear of don burton, SSO ? we are close friends and my car is in his garage right now. 7.60s @ 180. but ill probably rape your brothers car with my auto gt anyway. your a worthless human being.
 
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i love how it says **** ON V6 in his avatar, yet every v6 made since 1999 can rape his car bone stock
 
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Old 07-26-2005, 10:32 AM
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hmm i raced a 05 V6 auto with a nice launch and i ripped it apart .....explain to me what ur saying again

built a automatic is fast stock a manual can take it ( where do you fail to see my point??)
 
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Originally Posted by 96stangGT
hmm i raced a 05 V6 auto with a nice launch and i ripped it apart .....explain to me what ur saying again

built a automatic is fast stock a manual can take it ( where do you fail to see my point??)
I think we fail to see your point because:

1. Nobdy can figure out WTF you're saying (America's school systems have failed you)

2. Your point changes every time you post (try THINKING about what you're saying first)

3. And this is the big one...this is the SMACK TALK forum so expect to catch hell for being a complete idiot.

Keep in mind this is NOT an all inclusive list, so I'm sure someone else might be willing to share their points with you, too.








(This is the part where you reply with some incoherent babble...)
 
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Old 07-26-2005, 10:55 AM
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you didnt beat an 05 v6, also, you dont have a point. whats the name of this site? MUSTANG TUNING...not STOCK MUSTANGS . well hell, stock for stock your car would lose to any vtec on the road. i feel sorry for you, and can only wonder. who would win in a race between your car and your IQ?
 
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Old 07-26-2005, 11:11 AM
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ok first i have beatin a 05 secoundly my point hasnt changed at all 3rd autos are for *****s that arent coordinated enough to drive manual so they need a handicape and defind it at all cost... o by the way why arent cobra mustang automatic ...maybe because ford realized that manual is far more superior!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ottytrai
 
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Originally Posted by 96stangGT
built a automatic is fast stock a manual can take it ( where do you fail to see my point??)
1. You will never be able to shift as accurately or as fast as a simple J-modded 4R70W...total mod cost >$60...cheaper than an aftermarket shifter

2. You have yet to post a timeslip, or even to make up some track times that sound accurate except for this awesome example of your grasp, or lack thereof, of the English language:

Originally Posted by Mr. Slowpoke
ok im talking to you with my longblock black leather power everything ,mach 460 6 speaker system, 45,000 miles and im in 14's
3. You go from comparing stock to stock, to comparing 5.0's with a 150 shot against a 02 GT.

4. You haven't brought any credibility or knowledge to this forum, or even the human race. No one can understand what point you are trying to make. Is it stock for stock, a manual is better? Or is it that in drag racing a manual is preferred?

5. Are you actually PROUD that you're 96 V8 beat an 05 V6 just because it had an auto? Does that mean if I switch to a 5 speed, I can beat an automatic Mach 1? If so, I'll do the swap right now. Even better, I'll swap to a 6 speed, since 6 is better than 5. Maybe I could get an Allison 10 speed.

The point that YOU are failing to see is that the 3% increase in RWHP you gain by having a manual transmission, does NOT make up for the complete and utter lack of consistency it brings along with it.

If you want to get technical, furnish a race weight, and your three best times...I guarantee they have a larger range between them than a tenth of a second.
 
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Old 07-26-2005, 11:33 AM
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superior? name all of the fastest cobras....are they stickshifts? hmmmmm

and how do you call automatic a handicap? because it shifts for us? let me tell you again my auto requires me to shift. also, i have to deal wth a transbrake button, converter lockup, and the extra 2% power loss. so in fact, when an auto brutally makes a mockery of your car, its an extra kick in the face, compared to if it was another stickshift car that kills you.

you, my friend, are the most rediculous of human beings. i can picture you know sitting at home, in your parents house with your arms folded, your dragonballs tshirt on, pouting that no one agrees with your auto=***** remarks. yet you still try and save your ***** by excessive rambling. nothing you have ever said in your life was legitimate. maybe thats why you keep talking about this, because you are used to complete disgust following every utter that comes from the gutter you call your mouth. now go back into your slow car, grab yet another stick, and go back to high school. maybe youll learn something. doubtful, but we can pray.
 
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Old 07-26-2005, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by 96stangGT
ok (Ok,) first (,) i (I) have beatin a (beaten an) 05 secoundly (second,) my point hasnt (hasn't) changed at all (,) 3rd (third,) autos are for *****s that arent (aren't) coordinated (really suprised you got that one) enough to drive manual so they need a handicape (handicap,) and defind (defend) it at all cost... o (Oh,) by the way (,)why arent cobra mustang automatic (Mustang Cobras automatic?)...maybe because ford realized that manual is far more superior!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ottytrai
Decided to translate it so our English speaking bretheren can decipher it. That was alot of exclamation points, that MUST mean it's true!
 
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Old 07-26-2005, 11:51 AM
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cant we all just get along
 
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thanks usmc, hmm dont you guys have the same motor, yet you have auto, and it seems as if you would smoke him by over a second
 
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Originally Posted by USMCstang
Decided to translate it so our English speaking bretheren can decipher it. That was alot of exclamation points, that MUST mean it's true!
:laughing7 :laughing7 :laughing7 :laughing7 This can't possibly get any better!!! (But I pray that it does...) I have learned one thing from this thread...under NO circumstance should one read ANY reply to one of 96stangGT's comments with ANY water, coffee or soda in their mouth. You WILL lose it!!!!
 
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Originally Posted by 96stangGT
ok first i have beatin a 05 secoundly my point hasnt changed at all 3rd autos are for *****s that arent coordinated enough to drive manual so they need a handicape and defind it at all cost... o by the way why arent cobra mustang automatic ...maybe because ford realized that manual is far more superior!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ottytrai
Beating an 05 V6 isnt much of a feat with your car, stock for stock.

05 V6 comes with 210 HP stock, your car comes with 215 HP Stock. My 96 is way faster than your '96, but then again I have a Cobra and you a GT.

Frankly, my old Lexus could kick your ***. Its an auto and all I have to do is switch it into ECT mode, turning it into a 3 speed car and blow by you.

Autos are great cars to have, and just because you have an auto doesnt mean you have a slower car, and manuals arnt any faster than autos are.

Think of it this way. With a manual the driver has a lag time between shifting gears. We shift when WE think we have gotten max performance out of the car. In an auto, it will shift when it sees that it is the best point to shift. There are already modifications for autos to make them more controlled, similar to manuals. Hell, all you really need nowadays is just an X-Calibrator. That will fine tune the auto, change the shift points a bit, and create a meaner, quicker optimized shift throughout the RPM range.

Autos are just as good as manuals. There really isnt much difference between the cars, beyond the difference in weight and transmission.

And for Gods sake please learn to speak the English. Get a grammar guide or something, because your English is really hurting my eyes to read. Ive seen better writings from a preschooler with down syndrome.
 
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And for Gods sake please learn to speak the English. Get a grammar guide or something, because your English is really hurting my eyes to read. Ive seen better writings from a preschooler with down syndrome.
Damn.

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you are all my heros for making this man feel so small in the world its so mean but funny as all hell
 
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Originally Posted by stang00
cant we all just get along
Now what fun would that be?
This is smack talk and we are just having a little fun. The kid is entitled to his opinion, he dislikes auto's in a muscle car. Okay I can deal with the fact that I'm an uncordinated wussy because I don't bang gears. I guess I need a special emblem on the rear of my non-muscle car to warn real muscle car drivers that they are about to get waxed by a Mustang posing as a muscle car.

How about I race you in my wife's v6 5 speed automatic just for grins. Hope you can run better than 14.90 or you'll lose to a lowly automatic. By the way it is stock so it would fit your criteria.
 
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i wanna race him on my bmx bike.
 
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Fawk an auto! Thats right, yall heard me right all you auto Biznitches! :boxing:
 
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you guys still dont get that my yellow is faster than all of your sucky cars...like doms slow white
 
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Old 07-26-2005, 07:44 PM
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its true that with the right mods. your auto will be equal or faster to a manual tranny. but until you do these mods. the manual should be able to take the auto tranny givin there is a driver that can shift right.
 


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