Here, figured I would chime in as well...Get to know me lol


I was hammered in this pic, in more then one way most likely.

Im with my fiance (who was my girlfriend at the time)

http://myspace-767.vo.llnwd.net/0024...48072767_l.jpg

On our way back from Oak Island last year
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you know what slappy, you're fat too. you're just a little less fat, so it makes you feel skinner when you pick on me...BUT if i got off my lazy ass, i could lose weight, unlike you, your old and couldnt lose an ounce because that's what happens to old people, your just gonna keep getting fatter and fatter and older and older, and you'll have to screw uglier chicks than you do now, if you could call that viagra assisted minute "screwing" ..so chris, go take your old, bald, fat ass, take your pills and go screw your dogs like you do everynight...(no wonder they like you so much)




:)

Some of you don't look like what i thought you would....i'll post my mug up tomarrow....my camera isn't charged.

All from myspace

LOL, That is a pretty weak comback. I have an continue to **** hotter women than yer pudgy doughboy ass ever has or ever will. Go ahead, find some pic of one of those hot girls who just wants to be friends and put it up and say its yer girlfriend. nobody is buying it you fat little virgin. LOL!!!!!!!

But dont worry Jon, you are just a late bloomer. one day puberty will finally kick in and you might gow up instead of out for a chance. LOL.

As far as me being fat? LOL. im 6ft and 205lbs, i estimate you at 5'6 and 245.

:beerchug:

Cruise to G-town, we got pulled over... i'm in red scratching my arse

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y54...Pcruise005.jpg

My so fresh pic...

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www.myspace.com/mug11 for more

me
 

me driving the beast!

haha i've seen the women you ****....I wouldnt touch them with a 10 foot pole, your just made because ONE of the chicks i've screwed is hotter than all the chicks/dogs you've done....and I'm 5'11" 210...dickless :poke: :beerchug:

5'11? you trying to squeeze a few inches on me or did puberty pop you in a growth spurt since i saw you a month or two ago? You were MAYBE 5'8 TOPS!

You already lost Badfish, give up. LOL. you suck at teh smacktalk, and i saw that pic of that chick and she wasnt anything special, and i dont believe you got with her. And you saw one pic of one girl i dated (admit, pretty horrible pic, and she ended up being a total flea bag) and if you saw her in person you'd be humping her leg like the little depraved virgin you are. LMAO! Ask yer mom, she aldready bought youa mustang,. maybe she will be a sport and buy you a woman. LMAO!!!!!

:beerchug:

yep, you're just shorter than you think, in more ways than one...

and if I suck at smack talk to much, why you runnin around with your tail behind your legs trying to make a weakass comeback after all of my posts? haha it seems like i pushed a button there bitch ;)

ROFL!!! What? HUH? LMAO!
You give yer fatass far too much credit there buddy. Its allright, if you wanna claim 5'11 and 210 you go right on ahead. If you wanna claim that you have had sex with something other than yer pillow, go right on ahead!!!! You aint fooling nobody there fatty!!!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You sure as hell aint 5'11 kid!

So, allow me to re-cap
Your smack sucks, yer still a virgin, you sure as hell aint 5'11, and yer a doughboy, you live in your own little fantasy land, and those are problems your mommys money cannot fix!
:loser:

Fatfish = PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyways, im outta here. work is done, time to go get a beer. Have fun playing with your barbie dolls buddy! :beerchug:

hahaha see what I mean, seems like jack can't take a lil ole joke..it's ok that your daddy raped you as a kid, but you shouldnt take your own insecurities and problems out on others

so how bout dem yankeez?

Lets start with this one first, in the theme of the O Rly owl......

http://www.mcmmotorsports.com/mcmowl.jpg

lol...hmmm so is MPH where that stupid O RLY stuff started?...

Nope, but it did gain some momentum over there. :wallbash:

Now that just aint right. LMAO!

so how many MPH guyz have come over here so far? and more importantly how many are plannin on be regulars, LOl I guess we need a meet and greet thread for everyone to know everyone, seems like half the guyz on here already know mosta the guyz over there...

I know of 7, mcmmotorsports(me),Kcast, Spoiled, RFoy80, mpowerstang, Tifosi2003GT, lukem80. I am sure there are more coming. I for one am going to be a regular. I am not just passing through. You'all are set to my home page too. :clap:

I bet in a month he tops half the regulars in post count...

Who, me? I am not a Post Whore. :innocent:

At the time of this post yer 2,497, im 2,493. Damn. Were neck to neck!!!!

Old pic (cuz Im old)
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recent pic with the wife
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So...you know how to swing the wood huh?

Back in the day my friend...back in the day. :)

I've met Paul O-Neil, last year at my country club for a celebrity tournament. Damn, he's a lot taller than imagined, good guy tho.