Joke of the year

StormsGT · 01-27-2008, 06:02 AM

THIS JOKE HAS GOT TO BE NOMINATED FOR JOKE OF THE YEAR

G. W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As
they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word
was spoken.

The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would
turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had
Clinton in his chair reached for the after shave.

Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Hillary will smell
that and think I've been in a whorehouse."

The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"
Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of
a whorehouse smells like."

WaterDR · 01-27-2008, 05:03 PM

You drew me in.......but that was about it.

zigzagg321 · 01-27-2008, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WaterDR

You drew me in.......but that was about it.

+1

jjtgiants · 01-28-2008, 11:43 AM

nice try

00blkstanggt · 01-28-2008, 01:34 PM

You failed. Next time you post joke of the year, make sure I at least laugh.

r3dn3ck · 01-28-2008, 03:24 PM

that was funny as hell.

still not JOTY material but close.

Hey, what do you get when you take a guy and remove all reason and logic?

A Woman.

See, that's funny.

StormsGT · 01-28-2008, 05:16 PM

I was going to say a liberal!

3.8for the win · 01-28-2008, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StormsGT

I was going to say a liberal!

now thats funny!

the joke was ok.

3.9s beat gts · 02-14-2008, 02:02 PM

wanna hear a joke?

womens rights

jjtgiants · 02-14-2008, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3.9s beat gts

wanna hear a joke?

womens rights

now you fail big time.....go tell your mom that joke and see if she thinks it's funny.

zigzagg321 · 02-14-2008, 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jjtgiants

now you fail big time.....go tell your mom that joke and see if she thinks it's funny.

he's obviously a silly guy with a username like he has. lol.

jjtgiants · 02-14-2008, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zigzagg321

he's obviously a silly guy with a username like he has. lol.

ha ha....very true. I especially like the "my car goes RAWR" part.

3.9s beat gts · 02-14-2008, 04:22 PM

ya seriously dont take anything i say seriously
ill let ya kno if im being serious hahahah
if so watch out
world might come to an end

jjtgiants · 02-14-2008, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3.9s beat gts

ya seriously dont take anything i say seriously
ill let ya kno if im being serious hahahah
if so watch out
world might come to an end

ha ha...cool deal. Welcome aboard dude.

3.9s beat gts · 02-14-2008, 05:07 PM

thanx
so far im loving this community
altho the v6 bashing does get really old
if i had the money for a gt cobra mach1 ect i wouldda got one =)
but otherwise its cool

*JackThe Ripper* · 02-14-2008, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3.9s beat gts

thanx
so far im loving this community
altho the v6 bashing does get really old
if i had the money for a gt cobra mach1 ect i wouldda got one =)
but otherwise its cool

yer gonna get a bunch of V6 bashing right off because if the "3.9 beats gts" thing. lol.

it will eventually taper off

StormsGT · 02-15-2008, 02:38 AM

3.9??????WTF.

01-27-2008, 06:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
StormsGT 1320 Number of the beast Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Hope IN Posts: 1,156	Joke of the year THIS JOKE HAS GOT TO BE NOMINATED FOR JOKE OF THE YEAR G. W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Clinton in his chair reached for the after shave. Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Hillary will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse." The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?" Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like." __________________ [IMG]StormsGT, Should be stormscobra now. #3216 BBK Cold air kit, BBK underdrives, Steeda sub frame connectors,BBK progressive springs,Hurst billet plus shifter,Auto meter shift light,Steeda UCA'sand Lakewood LCA's BBK 62mm T.B.17X9 With 255/40sumitomo HTR Z's,17X10.5 with 315/35 sumitomo HTR Z's or 315/35 BFG G-Force DR's depends on the time of year.Dr. Gas O/R X-pipe and 2 1/2" Flow's with Flowmaster 40's and dumps.FRPP 4.10's.The other toy is a 72' Nova. Small block,4-speed & 10 bolt

01-27-2008, 05:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
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01-28-2008, 11:43 AM	#4 (permalink)
jjtgiants jjtgiants Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Dublin, CA Posts: 3,599	nice try __________________ Jack the Ripper: "STAY AWAY FROM THE METH ADDICTS for the LOVE OF GOD do NOT **** girls that are into crystal, they will suck you on that shit and you will be sittin there like a bad dave chapelle sketch in no time."

01-28-2008, 03:24 PM	#6 (permalink)
r3dn3ck Wowbagger hates me too! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Magrathea/California Posts: 6,513	that was funny as hell. still not JOTY material but close. Hey, what do you get when you take a guy and remove all reason and logic? A Woman. See, that's funny. __________________ Built 5.5L 2v and Maximum Motorsports Max Grip box. www.squarerootofone.com My CarDomain Page

02-15-2008, 02:38 AM	#17 (permalink)
StormsGT 1320 Number of the beast Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Hope IN Posts: 1,156	3.9??????WTF. __________________ [IMG]StormsGT, Should be stormscobra now. #3216 BBK Cold air kit, BBK underdrives, Steeda sub frame connectors,BBK progressive springs,Hurst billet plus shifter,Auto meter shift light,Steeda UCA'sand Lakewood LCA's BBK 62mm T.B.17X9 With 255/40sumitomo HTR Z's,17X10.5 with 315/35 sumitomo HTR Z's or 315/35 BFG G-Force DR's depends on the time of year.Dr. Gas O/R X-pipe and 2 1/2" Flow's with Flowmaster 40's and dumps.FRPP 4.10's.The other toy is a 72' Nova. Small block,4-speed & 10 bolt

02-14-2008, 02:02 PM	#9 (permalink)
3.9s beat gts my car goes RAWR Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: central florida Posts: 166	wanna hear a joke? womens rights

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