Bush fails again.

StormsGT · 12-21-2006, 09:01 AM

Bush Fails To Prevent Blizzard in Buffalo, New York
Minorities Hit Hardest
NBC News 10/31/06

As President Bush and his staff sit comfortably in the White House, the snow continued to pile up on the many poor and African American victims in the Buffalo, NY area who could not afford to get out of town or to safety in Florida . Crucial supplies of blankets, hot cocoa, popcorn, gold jewelry, plasma TVs, Colt 45 and dark rum - so essential to surviving the stress of any major snowstorm - lay in stores un-delivered.

"Where is the government? I need my sidewalk shoveled so I can get out to buy my lottery tickets!" said one Buffalo resident from his living room. "Why are we wasting money in Iraq when we could be spending it here on me?"

Progressive blogs blasted the President for his inaction. "We find the timing terribly suspicious - just as the North Korean sanctions kick into high gear, what happens? A major northeast Blizzard. Why now?" wrote one blogger.

Hearings into the Blizzards' effect on hearings are almost a certainty. Howard Dean has suggested he will call for an investigation once his new medications kick in and John Kerry took a break from his vacation in Aspen to call for new legislation outlawing snowstorms. "The Republican Congress has dropped the ball once again. I have always been a staunch supporter of anti-snow legislation, except for certain locations where I ski. Snow has no business on our roads and the President and Congress know that."

Calls for impeachment over "SnowGate" as some are calling it already are mounting as deeply as the snow itself, and what will be discovered underneath will prove to have a truly chilling effect on the Republicans, as the inevitable thaw proceeds.

This just in... More breaking news...Jesse Jackson wants an investigation as to why snow is ALWAYS white.

It is reported that Dick Cheney has stock in Tru-Value Hardware. Do you have any idea how many SNOW SHOVELS they sold today to the unsuspecting consumer?

The American people will demand to know why FEMA has been so late in reacting to this storm. THEY SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT WAS COMING! And yet they failed to have crews in place to fix the electricity as soon as it went off. It just shows that Bush and the Republicans just don't care about the people in the Northeast. The Senate needs to investigate this with administration personnel under oath.

We speculate that the great junior senator from N.Y. has opened the doors of her Long Island mansion to all of the heatless poor of her neighborhood and is busy baking cookies for them while her husband applies body heat to the nearly frozen teen-aged girls.

12-21-2006, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by StormsGT

John Kerry took a break from his vacation in Aspen to call for new legislation outlawing snowstorms. "The Republican Congress has dropped the ball once again. I have always been a staunch supporter of anti-snow legislation, except for certain locations where I ski. Snow has no business on our roads and the President and Congress know that."

while her husband applies body heat to the nearly frozen teen-aged girls.

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jjtgiants · 12-21-2006, 09:39 AM

ha ha ha ha......Looks like an "Onion" story. ha ha

Icefreezen · 12-22-2006, 06:54 PM

StormsGT · 12-23-2006, 06:09 AM

Grimmz · 12-23-2006, 09:42 AM

i'm guna go out on a limb and here and guess his views are slightly conservative...lol

GREG@SN95 · 12-23-2006, 11:02 PM

roflmfao!

kick ass

yeehaw

cold · 12-23-2006, 11:16 PM

lol ...anyone that lives there knows it snows 24/7

synister123 · 01-19-2007, 07:45 PM

this thread is hilarious...

synister123 · 01-19-2007, 08:04 PM

this thread is hilarious...

Buzzch46 · 01-22-2007, 09:27 PM

That's the funniest friggin thing I've read in a while. I had to wipe the tears to finish the thing!!! But you forgot about Teddy, who was last seen fleeing erratically over a bridge back into Mass.

12-21-2006, 09:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
StormsGT 1320 Number of the beast Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Hope IN Posts: 1,158	Bush fails again. Bush Fails To Prevent Blizzard in Buffalo, New York Minorities Hit Hardest NBC News 10/31/06 As President Bush and his staff sit comfortably in the White House, the snow continued to pile up on the many poor and African American victims in the Buffalo, NY area who could not afford to get out of town or to safety in Florida . Crucial supplies of blankets, hot cocoa, popcorn, gold jewelry, plasma TVs, Colt 45 and dark rum - so essential to surviving the stress of any major snowstorm - lay in stores un-delivered. "Where is the government? I need my sidewalk shoveled so I can get out to buy my lottery tickets!" said one Buffalo resident from his living room. "Why are we wasting money in Iraq when we could be spending it here on me?" Progressive blogs blasted the President for his inaction. "We find the timing terribly suspicious - just as the North Korean sanctions kick into high gear, what happens? A major northeast Blizzard. Why now?" wrote one blogger. Hearings into the Blizzards' effect on hearings are almost a certainty. Howard Dean has suggested he will call for an investigation once his new medications kick in and John Kerry took a break from his vacation in Aspen to call for new legislation outlawing snowstorms. "The Republican Congress has dropped the ball once again. I have always been a staunch supporter of anti-snow legislation, except for certain locations where I ski. Snow has no business on our roads and the President and Congress know that." Calls for impeachment over "SnowGate" as some are calling it already are mounting as deeply as the snow itself, and what will be discovered underneath will prove to have a truly chilling effect on the Republicans, as the inevitable thaw proceeds. This just in... More breaking news...Jesse Jackson wants an investigation as to why snow is ALWAYS white. It is reported that Dick Cheney has stock in Tru-Value Hardware. Do you have any idea how many SNOW SHOVELS they sold today to the unsuspecting consumer? The American people will demand to know why FEMA has been so late in reacting to this storm. THEY SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT WAS COMING! And yet they failed to have crews in place to fix the electricity as soon as it went off. It just shows that Bush and the Republicans just don't care about the people in the Northeast. The Senate needs to investigate this with administration personnel under oath. We speculate that the great junior senator from N.Y. has opened the doors of her Long Island mansion to all of the heatless poor of her neighborhood and is busy baking cookies for them while her husband applies body heat to the nearly frozen teen-aged girls. __________________ [IMG]StormsGT, Should be stormscobra now. #3216 BBK Cold air kit, BBK underdrives, Steeda sub frame connectors,BBK progressive springs,Hurst billet plus shifter,Auto meter shift light,Steeda UCA'sand Lakewood LCA's BBK 62mm T.B.17X9 With 255/40sumitomo HTR Z's,17X10.5 with 315/35 sumitomo HTR Z's or 315/35 BFG G-Force DR's depends on the time of year.Dr. Gas O/R X-pipe and 2 1/2" Flow's with Flowmaster 40's and dumps.FRPP 4.10's.The other toy is a 72' Nova. Small block,4-speed & 10 bolt

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12-21-2006, 09:39 AM	#3 (permalink)
jjtgiants jjtgiants Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Dublin, CA Posts: 3,676	ha ha ha ha......Looks like an "Onion" story. ha ha

12-23-2006, 11:02 PM	#7 (permalink)
GREG@SN95 Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: JACKSON NJ Posts: 4,135	roflmfao! kick ass yeehaw

12-23-2006, 11:16 PM	#8 (permalink)
cold Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 26	lol ...anyone that lives there knows it snows 24/7

01-22-2007, 09:27 PM	#11 (permalink)
Buzzch46 Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Jacksonville, NC Posts: 68	That's the funniest friggin thing I've read in a while. I had to wipe the tears to finish the thing!!! But you forgot about Teddy, who was last seen fleeing erratically over a bridge back into Mass.

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