bush... ha ha... funny guy
 

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looksup and asks.......... 'How many is a Brazillion??!'

haha-- thats a good one.. props. :beerchug:

Texas people run this mutha...:cool:..

tru... lmao...

hell yeah texas runs this.. i hope to become a texan someday

traitor!! you're a traitor to the heartland!!

lol sorry, this area sucks! you can't do anything without the cops bothering you like crazy. i went to dallas one year and loved it. plus there's a lot of jobs paying good moeny downt here for what i want to do. there's like no jobs here and if there were it would only be like 30k a year

but you're gonna leave me all alone in Murray?? :poke:

All of texas has the average IQ of the moron elected president.

thats what dumb people say:rolleyes:

ummmmmm.........

so how about Baseball season's gettin rdy to start?...

Hawt Damnit! Let me say it again. George Dubyah Bush IS NOT FROM TEXAS!! MattJ, you have the IQ of Cheech Marin. Hippie.

who would WANT to move to texas??? Only place I'd live in texas is is houston....one of the biggest street racing scenes in the U.S.

You havent posted even half of a decent reply in any of your 1200 posts. You are a moron and the best and smartest part of you leaked out in afterbirth. Jesus also told me that you suck at all he has to offer. Please tie a rope of razors around your neck and drive off a cliff into a rock quarry.

Cheech sure is a lot smarter than tommy chong. how bout you ride shotgun in my reply to greg.
:loser:

Also tell me where I said bush was from texas...
idiot.. lol

LOL!! Thats sigged now...

I like buttsecks

O RLY? That proves a lot.

Whoever said bush isnt a texan is correct though...

If im not mistaken he was born in the Northeast...

Why do I have a funny feeling im about to move this to smack.

lmao this is great..

I bet your dad would've considered butt secks that night he reproduced your goofy ass.

Funny you say that. Your mom said the same thing when you were conceived in my back seat and trunk with my seats down. She begged me to PIIHB that nite too, man do I sure regret not doing that one...

Your mom told me the best part of your ran down the crack of her ass and staind the mattress.

I see this thread going to smack talk real soon...

Eh. That would take effort. Just some good "fun".

ahhahahaah boobies

Houston blows if you ask me. Ive been there a couple times and wasnt impressed.

Dallas/Fort Worth are not much better in my mind, been there plenty.

San Antonio is a **** hole in my view. lived there for 4 months

Witchita Falls was worse than Dayton Ohio.

Austin however.... Austin is totally out of place in texas. Dude, talk about a city with tons of culture, huge music scene, beautiful city, great people and GANGS of nice tan hotties in tight little shorts. Thaat city is just OVERLOADED with hot girls. Holy crap. My brother lives in Austin, ive been out there and visited several times, if you cant get laid by a superhot girl in Austin texas, then there is something MAJORLY wrong with you.
That place is unreal. I'd move out there in a HEARBEAT if i could get transferred there.

lol I still have another year left of school so I'll still be around for that long at least, probably a little longer than that, ya never know.

and I don't care, Dallas is freaking great. Like I said I loved it down there. I've been to vegas and LA and all around So cali and it's great over there too, but not really my style.. actually I need to find residence with no emissions testing :banana:

screw all that gay ****, houston has a HUGE effing street racing scene....you can have your austion gay bars, ill go to houston and street race all night long