Jack busted by da fuzz!!!!! Bastards!
 

Yeah so remember how i said those bastards were followin me? Yah, so one of them pulled my ass over.

So i get off work around 10:30pm friday, head downtown to the Wynkoop brewery where my buddy has a room set aside for his birthday shindig.

We were there untill abouhalf past midnight, i had 2 beers. (dont like drinking much when i gotta drive)

So finally we get outta there and head back to our end of town. It is about 1am and we wanted to hit the local dive bar before last call. I'm following my buddy and his girlfriend, and birthday boy is totally shyt faced riding with me.

I see a car on the side of the road and hit the brakes, pass it, sure enough it was a cop.

Anyways, they guy starts up and gets behind me and pulls me over. Now, i hadnt had anything to drink in over an hour, and i only had 2 to start with so im not even buzzing.

Cops comes up, tells me i was going 76 in a 65. Asks me for my info and i ask the dude if he has heared about a stolen mustang or anything like that cause ive been followed latley, he tells me they were probably just profiling me and to ignore them when they do that (this guy was highway patrol, they dont like jeffco police much)

ANyways, he asks me if ive been drinkiung and i tell him i had one a coup0le hours ago and told him i was DD for my buddy cause it was his brithday. He wishes my buddy a happy birthday and heads to his car. Comes back 5 min later and hands me my stuff, "So you got veteran tags, what branch?" I told him i was in the USAF. He thanks me for my time in the military, thanks me for driving my buddy, and tells me to have a good night and to slow down. That **** has NEVER happened to me. Im stoked i got a warning. Normally they are all nice and write me up a ticket.

ya know what? that wasnt a very good story, but yer dumbass read it anyways.
:beerchug:

Oh yah, and i STILL made it to Last Call at the local pub. <grin>

hehe.. My buddy who saw me get pulled over told my friend jenthat i called him and told him i was going to detox and needed 1000 bucks to get outta detox. LMAO

She was all freaked out trying to figure how to raise the money, then i walked into the bar and she damn near slapped the white off of me. ROFL. I had no idea what it was for, then my buddy told me. Good times.

nice! I never get breaks either

That's cool!!

I had one pull me over one time on leave doing 85 in a 45.He asked if I was Military and I told him yes I'm on leave and he said slow down and have a nice night.

Cool cop man. Glad you got off.

Yah. If he wanted to be a dick he coulda given me a roadside test and all that and given me a ticket.

I was pretty stocked, the guy was totally cool.

I'd make a terrible cop. I'd hate to write people tickets. They would wonder why i never managed to score a single bust. <laugh>

I was going to go FBI after I first got out of the Military.Wanted to be a Sniper :) Wish I had followed through with it.Just think there is alot of idiot's who need shot LMAO

Good story, unfortunately I don't have any good one's about being pulled over, they've either been for the tints, the christmas lights, or just to mess with the car. However I can say that during a visit to the local courthouse, I saw a Marine Private from Virginia get his license suspended for 100 days and community service for being caught doing 110 on I84, which is a 65. :punk:

and i dont use brakes... lmao... i figure... if i'm gonna get pulled over, then i'm gonna get pulled over... why slow down when they have me on radar anyhow?

No tickets to this day... i'm lucky my pops is a retired... lmao
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better hope the sherriff dont come back and read this chris...:shifty:

hahaha..good for you jack. ok, i got one for ya. just get my slp exhaust on and my buddy wants a ride. i turn off the highway and take a left, shift to second and mat it, i get all sideways, the car is screaming...hot sh*t! anyway, just so happens theres a pig behind me coming down the street. he pulls me over, is all pissed, yelling and whatnot, and tells me to give him my stuff. i didnt have any paperwork, license, etc. the car was relatively new and i was only bringing my buddy for a pack of smokes. so he looses his mind, threatens to rip me out of the car. goes back, runs my name (i guess), and comes back with a smile. tells me to have a nice night and "keep it on all fours." haha. i think he assumed the car was either stolen or that i was some young rich dude who had the car given to me by daddy. but i guess he realized that the car was in my name and insurance...and obviously it wasnt stolen. good night though...i thought i was done at first!!
steve

Was he a smokey or a local yokel? ::p

state...think thats why he was all tough and pissed...

tolland huh?

Ah the State Smokey Bear.. yeeep-- Connecticut's got the best of em' :devil2:

ok...
 

yea thats great you got off for driving like an idiot.... super

**** YOU GO AWAY...

lol Nice Jack, i'm sure that **** pays off...

the only time i've been given a warning was cuz the cop had to go to an officer down call... but he didn't have anything on me, i got cut off twice in less then a second, person jumped infront of me into the right lane, so i switched to the left and someone was in the median there and jumped infront so I gunned the engine and sliced between the two...if i hit the breaks with my stock DR's lol i'd a hit them for sure...

ha nice. no ticket is good. iv never been puller over before

Are you still here?
Man, you need to get a life. seriouly. Ya dumb faggot:devil2:

He's been banned again Jack :)

hell be back again. i told you guys to not remove him from ignore and now look what we get to deal with again.
:wallbash:

We should all start calling him Herpes.
Cause like Herpes, he keeps coming back and is all around unpleasant.
<laugh>

Hey I agreed with you :beerchug:

Herpes is a good one. haha