Mustang Boards - Vin Diesel

Vin Diesel invented cancer because he was tired of killing off people one by one.

Vin Deisel’s blood is a cure for all disease.

Vin Diesel can change the color of his eyes, but only to match the eye color of the last person he killed.

The only substance known to cut Vin Diesel is another Vin Diesel.

The Diary of Anne Frank was acutally based on Vin Diesel’s life story. Only the ending was different. In real life, Vin kicked the **** out of the Nazis and went on to fight Robo-Hitler in a daring lightsaber battle.

Have you ever seen Superman and Vin Diesel in the same room? No. Because Vin Diesel IS Superman!

Vin Diesel is reloading this site as you read this.

When Vin Diesel turned 10, he was caught masturbating to a phone book… he told his mother “the number 9 is the weirdest looking number ever…”

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Vin Diesel is the only correct answer in Jepoardy that is not required to be in the form of a question.

Vin Diesel can get from the entrance of an airport to his seat in five minutes.

The Great Depression was actually caused when Vin Diesel forgot to sign one of his checks.

Vin Diesel and Casper Van Diem are actually a superhero team that only fights crime in Toledo, Ohio between the 1:33pm and 4:39pm. Only 5 people in the free world know the reason for this.

Vin Diesel coined the phrase, “I could eat a Horse” after he ate every last unicorn in existence

Vin Diesel has had sex only once, but his single night of passion spawned the entire population of New Guinea.

It takes Vin Diesel 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes

Vin Diesel is actually a complex mathematical equation that manifests itself in the form of pure awesome. any attempt to solve this equation for any variable represented in it yields numbers that can only occur in 11 dimensions, and also swift murder.

Vin Diesel played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.

Once Vin Diesel played chicken with an 18-wheeler. Neither chickened and the remnants of the truck are on Vin Diesel’s keychain.

Vin Diesel’s personality was once described in an article as being “Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.” In response to this, Vin invaded Poland.

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