Funniest ebay ad I've ever read
 

OMFG!! this guy should be a professional comedian!! :D

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Make sure you read all the way down to the shipping methods too!

UPDATE: Read all the responses to the questions too, ROFL!!!

AHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHA THANK YOU RADA! WITHOUT THIS POST I WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO READ THAT! LMAO, he's such an jack@$$, just reading the questions other people posted...ahhh priceless GOOD FIND!

Gave me a good chuckle. Nice find.

Priceless...makes me want to sell some more stuff on Ebay!!!