 |
|
| Register | FAQ | Members List | Calendar | Search | Today's Posts | Mark Forums Read |
|
||||||
| The Lounge This is the General Talk forum. |
 |
|
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
10-04-2005, 05:01 PM
|
#1 (permalink) |
|
Everyday Im Hustlin
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Ecorse, Michigan
Posts: 3,654
|
The Mother In Law
A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem. While
they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150." The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
__________________
|
|
|
|
10-04-2005, 05:04 PM
|
#2 (permalink) | |
|
MustangTuning 5-oh
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Peabody, MA
Posts: 1,950
 |
Quote:
__________________
2002 Mustang GT Coupe 5-Speed Performance K&N Intake Accufab upper Intake Plenum Accufab 70mm Throttle Body Steeda Pullies SCT 4-Bank Chip Dyno Tuned Mac H-pipe Flowmaster Cat-Back Steeda Shifter Centerforce Clutch SLP-Line-Lock And more upgrades visually |
|
|
|
|
|
10-04-2005, 06:08 PM
|
#3 (permalink) |
|
Traitor...lol
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Lexington, SC
Posts: 7,929
|
LOL bout time you got some new material up on here, ive been missing my daily assortment of your jokes.
|
|
|
|
|
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
Linear Mode
|
|
Similar Threads
|
||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| don't click this link! | GREG@SN95 | The Lounge | 1 | 11-11-2006 09:21 AM |
| ok guys. i get the point. a little help now | fiveOHkilla | The Lounge | 10 | 03-28-2006 11:46 AM |
| Cobra Fog Lights | TonyStangs | General Tech Forum | 0 | 01-14-2006 08:23 AM |