Raped a ricer today...
 

Well I do not advocate street racing or engage in it frequently but sometimes you have to put fools in their place. I was headed home today after work and was sitting at a stoplight. There was a new grey gt going the opp way and he flipped me a wave and I did the same. I am on my merry way and a little eclipse or talon flies a few car lengths in front of me and slows down. Its classic rice (primer, auto-zone wing, and fart can) so I kind of ignore him. He's got his three goofy ass buddies hanging out the windows. We hit a stopsign and he gives a rev staring me down. I don't take off but he nails his and lets off. He nails it again> So, I say screw it and nail it right after he is about at my front bumper. Mine downshifts and by the time it changes gears I've got him by about 5 lengths, a couple seconds later he had to be 12 or 13 back >it was freekin sad. I don't advocate street racing but some retards just need to be put in their place.

I'd say that sux, but he probably deserved it. (or is that a weight reduction method?)

LoL...ahhh what I love most is the fact that Imports UPGRADE to a V6...and even when they do...they're only competting with me and my 6 banger...it's like the only way an import is guna be fast is with a turbo...**** put a turbo in any car and the more displacement u got the faster it's guna go...either way...you can only get so light before the platform isn't stable...

Good one. The best part is with those guys all you have to do is romp it for a few seconds and they're toast. Some may try to go past you after you let off and think they whipped you. LOL. Then you can catch them at the next light and show em That V-8 launch from a stop. That usually shuts that fart cannon up in a hurry. :D

nothing shuts up a fart cannon up here, its like they put a can of refried beans on instead of an oil filter. the only satisfying part is watching them pucker their cheeks up and limp their car home

there was a guy here thursday night at the track in a blue crx with a turbo and nitrous runnin 12.50's. he beat a nice 03 cobra. i think someone said he owns a performance shop somewhere in north carolina.

one other thing about ricers, they need to atend my school of shifting....they shift like old people ****.

i hate ricers....i respect imports....theres a kid in school that has a crx fully "riced" out.....i totally hate that he did that....it sounds like hes farting on a stock motor...and he thinks hes all fast...and my friend....he has a civic ex and i respect him because he tuned the motor to be fast..and it sound cool cause it has a deep rumble.....the body looks different but not enuf to attract that much attention....i think he put an Si conversion on...n it looks good.... not ricy....

so in a nut shell:
kid w/ crx = ricey and i hate him
friend w/ nicely modified civic ex = import attitude and not a jacka$$