Mustang Boards - Child Support

Subject: WHO'S YOUR DADDY ?
>
>
>
>
>
> When someone puts in for Child Support, the proper thing to do is to
> find out who the father is and see why he is not providing support.
>
> The following are all replies that Dallas women have written on Child
> Support Agency forms in the section for listing 'father'. Here are
> excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check out number 11. It takes
> the prize and 3 is runner up.
>
>
>
> 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was
> fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure a s to the identity of the father
> of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
>
> 2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
> being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
> provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party
> if this helps.
>
> 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
> conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex
> with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good
> that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you
> send me his phone number? Thanks.
>
> 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives
> a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door
> panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and
> see if he's had it replaced.
>
> 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virgi nian. I am
> awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception
> was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.
>
> 6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that
> to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic
> implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you
> and right by the country. Please advise.
>
> 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all blacks look
> the same to me.
>
> 8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him
> can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was
> alsoborned at the same time.... well I don't have a clue.
>
> 9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney
> World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
>
> 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
> remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in
> the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than
> going t o the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained
> unfertilized.
>
> 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after
> all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you
> fart.
>
> Yep, you guessed it right. You are all paying taxes to support these
> dim bulbs