Auto Fail Threads of 2009
 

1. Guy pours NOS soda into sportbike, 137 pages of hilarity ensue
http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570

2. Guy uses bolts for spacers; camber fail
http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=4581867&page=1
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2433/...2ebba8f7_b.jpg

3. Guy installs coilovers backwards in a Miata, names thread appropriately
http://www.miataturbo.net/forum/t42480/

4. Guy puts brake fluid, then cleaner in engine
http://www.htownracing.com/forums/sh...ad.php?t=40915

5. Guy waits 60k to do oil change on BMW
http://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum....php?t=1281659

6. Guy arrested for murdering girl halfway through Miata part out
http://www.miataturbo.net/forum/t31945/
http://www.miataturbo.net/forum/t32202/

7. Guy mangles his hand trying to oil sportbike chain
http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=242261

8. Guy dumps $1.6M Bugatti Veyron into salt water lagoon
http://www.autoblog.com/2009/11/12/v...-veyron-hydro/

9. Guy trys to remove wheel from his VW.. need we say more?
http://www.honda-tech.com/showthread.php?t=2684546

oh snap

While posting this I remembered a really old but epic one so I had to google and find it but here is the link of some retared owner of a poor poor cobra. Prolly really old to some of you but its still a good one.

http://www.mustangforums.com/forum/5...-this-car.html

wow. the mangled hand guy was nuts. fuck that shit. I like having fingers. That freaks me out too, cause I play guitar, and I constantly worry about fucking my hands up.

Add this one. http://my.is/forums/f114/turbocharge...94/index3.html

JB WELD TO HOLD ON YOUR BOV FTMFW!!!!

I didn't know you could put a turbo on using the tool kit your car came with plus a hammer and some jb weld?!?!?!

kudos, all links worked, and all were epic mega fails. The VW one, I hadn't seen...amazing how stupid people can be.

These are without a doubt the most epic threads out of them all.... If we had a facepalm smiley it would be used many times over in this post.

1. Seriously? You buy the shit from the grocery store/gas station out of a fridge and you honestly think it goes in any engine?

4. Really?... Can't even find the words..

7. Chain + engine running + putting hand anywhere near it = complete retard.. At least he took full responsibility for being a tool.

This guy a the biggest retard on Earth...

The NOS guy should be shot on sight...

The #5 guy doesn't know how to care for his BMW, but he can sure as fuck fly an RC helicopter. scroll down on that thread and watch. Amazing shit there...:eek:

Agreed. :D

This guy has to be the biggest fucking idiot on the face of the earth..

Here is another fucktard thread by him:

http://mustangforums.com/forum/off-t...-vs-gt500.html

The guy flying the RC helio wasn't the dipstick with sludge. It was a poster replying to how bad a fuckup the sludge guy was.. Sorry.. :rolleyes:

wow... the guy who put the NOS in his bike is a fine example of stupidity in motion... all those where good. thanks for the laughs :)