Reason's not to have a party
 

so, apparently my roommate had this party tonight with out consulting any of our other roommates (there's 4 of us total). he had at least 30 people here...all have left but 2, and its two chicks that are histerically crying on my bathroom floor. all i wanted to do is come back from this party with my lady friend and pass the f**k out.....this fucking sucks hardcore...im about to go to my lady friend's place (which is at least a half hour walk) and pass out there.

Cliff notes: 2 chicks are crying their eyes out for no reason at all (too drunk aparently) and all i want to do is go to bed....but their my roommates friends so i am gonna let him handle it.

You have fun with that one..and just remember, florida oranges in a tube sock doesnt leave bruises, but it shows em whos boss.

thanks for the advice but im gonna let my roommate handle this one...im not gonna deal with this....besides....SPEED is on right now (movie)

Ha i meant handling your roomate, when hes sleeping ya go for the oranges :D:salook:

Were they hot at least?

exactly why im moving outta my current place.

NOT ONE BIT...reasons i go to places where there are hot chicks who arent emotional drunks.

I woulda kicked them to the curb then.

"lady friend"? you sound like that queer black dude off of the last real worl season.

Anyhow.
Shoulda told them to GTFO.

Who the fuck cares, go bang that girl your with.

I'M OUT.

HAHAHA TRUTH