Good Lord
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I hate you...now im gunna have a nightmare of spiders and have to check all around my room before i go to bed..that is the biggest most disgusting spider ive ever seen..(he needs to buy a pressure washer)
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I think I would react in the same way. I don't think I would know what to do. If you squish it, the babies run. Good lord. Hope I never have that problem:violent-smiley-045:
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Spiders really don't bother me beside one blast of raid and they would all be dead in like 30 seconds
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I'm highly arachniphobic. Watching the video you just posted scared the hell out of me. But after watching the other giant spider videos from this guy, I realized they're actually funny lol
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Originally Posted by BLazE
(Post 430110)
I'm highly arachniphobic. Watching the video you just posted scared the hell out of me. But after watching the other giant spider videos from this guy, I realized they're actually funny lol
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I hate spiders. Although I have a theory about them. Spiders that are outside, in a web, don't bother me. If they are minding thier own business in a web just trying to catch some bugs, I will leave them along. Now, if they are inside or just crawling around, I will ruin that suckers day. I am most afraid of being under the car in the garage and a mr. big nasty spider crawling over towards me.
I guess I will watch the video.....I don't want to. |
Originally Posted by 01FR500
(Post 430144)
I hate spiders. Although I have a theory about them. Spiders that are outside, in a web, don't bother me. If they are minding thier own business in a web just trying to catch some bugs, I will leave them along. Now, if they are inside or just crawling around, I will ruin that suckers day. I am most afraid of being under the car in the garage and a mr. big nasty spider crawling over towards me.
I guess I will watch the video.....I don't want to. |
Lol it's just a tarantula :)
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Originally Posted by Mr. Zip
(Post 430148)
Lol it's just a tarantula :)
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That's not a tarantula, you big pussies....that's a wolf spider.
:rolleyes: Those fokkers are all over Texas...hell, there's probably three or four of em in my garage, having babies right now as I speak. FYI...that is NOT a big spider. THIS is a big fucking spider: http://www.militarytimes.com/blogs/b...mel-spider.jpg |
Originally Posted by BoostedMKIV
(Post 430154)
That's not a tarantula, you big pussies....that's a wolf spider.
:rolleyes: Those fokkers are all over Texas...hell, there's probably three or four of em in my garage, having babies right now as I speak. FYI...that is NOT a big spider. THIS is a big fucking spider: http://www.militarytimes.com/blogs/b...mel-spider.jpg |
Originally Posted by Deathdiesel
(Post 430156)
I know how you feel about fucking wolf spiders, and i hope you know that pictures fake as all hell o.O
I do NOT fuck wolf spiders. I've been known to fuck women with hairy vag, that may resemble a wolf spider on occasion. That picture is not fake, dude.....your post is fake. It didn't really happen. What..... ;) |
Originally Posted by BoostedMKIV
(Post 430160)
First of all DoucheDiesel my little friend.......
I do NOT fuck wolf spiders. I've been known to fuck women with hairy vag, that may resemble a wolf spider on occasion. That picture is not fake, dude.....your post is fake. It didn't really happen. What..... ;) http://www.camelspiders.net/ D: But fucking wolf spiders are the newest craze! Ugh i hate those little bastards so much, Weedeating after 2 weeks of non stop rain in Texas + a massive case of Arachnaphobia = Me crying like a 5 year old girl when they get on me making myself priceless to record... |
Okay...so camel spiders aren't 50-feet tall and they're not attacking Japan.
but still dude.....that's a pretty big fuckin spider, you gotta admit: http://www.camelspiders.net/buttercup8.jpg :eek: |
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Oh yeah i know theyre pretty dam big and i wouldnt wanna stomp on them or touch them, id just shoot em :P
Attachment 16922 If i see that spider i believe the phrase "Turn the other cheek" will go. |
Originally Posted by Deathdiesel
(Post 430172)
Oh yeah i know theyre pretty dam big and i wouldnt wanna stomp on them or touch them, id just shoot em :P
http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/g...-fly-tying.jpg If i see that spider i believe the phrase "Turn the other cheek" will go. |
Originally Posted by Deathdiesel
(Post 430172)
Oh yeah i know theyre pretty dam big and i wouldnt wanna stomp on them or touch them, id just shoot em :P
http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/g...-fly-tying.jpg If i see that spider i believe the phrase "Turn the other cheek" will go. Looks like something a kid made in basket-weaving class. ROFLcopter. |
Those are a type of camel spiders D: :( Scary sons a bitches aint they
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I guess....that one you posted is kinda wierd-looking tho.
It's face is crazy. Reminds me of this bitch I used to mess around with, her pussy kinda looked like that....she had 3 kids and her shit looked like a blown-out Goodyear radial or sumthin. Oh well. |
Originally Posted by BoostedMKIV
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I guess....that one you posted is kinda wierd-looking tho.
It's face is crazy. Reminds me of this bitch I used to mess around with, her pussy kinda looked like that....she had 3 kids and her shit looked like a blown-out Goodyear radial or sumthin. Oh well. |
Originally Posted by Deathdiesel
(Post 430187)
dude..thats gross as hell lol..
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The 1st pick of the infamous Iraqi camel spider is actually 2 or them. 1 trying to eat the other. It's all over the web. But it's also camera angle and zoom that makes it look like a monster..
We have some pretty large wolf spiders here in NC and I killed 1 one time and the babies scattered. I t was creepy as hell. I can watch a spider all day, just don't let me too close.. I'll freak like a little girl and run over anything in my way while fleeing.. LOL..:o |
That guy in that video is the dumbiest sumbitch in the world, there would've been day 2 and day 5, just death by fire or some other chemical means on day one! He must have been a P.I.T.A. Them damn things were big eough to pay rent.
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A friend was in Iraq and told me about the camel spiders trying to stay in your shadow. You move so they follow the shadow and it looks like they're chasing you. I think those things were the inspiration for the "face-suckers" from the Alien trilogy. Just put a tail on it and there it is.
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The warehouse where I work is full of wolf spiders. Every time I go to move something, BOOM! Theres a fuckin wolf spider the size of a polaroid. Dont think they're really that poisonous though. But if I saw one of those camel spider things....Id beat the hell out of it with a shovel.
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+1 ^^
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Just watched it. Just pooped a little.
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Originally Posted by Wombozi17
(Post 430273)
Just watched it. Just pooped a little.
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Originally Posted by BoostedMKIV
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First of all DoucheDiesel my little friend.......
I do NOT fuck wolf spiders. I've been known to fuck women with hairy vag, that may resemble a wolf spider on occasion. That picture is not fake, dude.....your post is fake. It didn't really happen. What..... ;) |
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