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Old 08-09-2009, 01:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The Top 10 Douchebag Cars:
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We all know them, we all hate them. They are douchebags. Said to have come from the bowels of New Jersey. Stained orange with spray tan, hair hard as a rock from gallons of hair gel, and a complex language of “Word Brah” and “Sup Dog”, this species of human has spread all over the northeastern United States. They can be found driving with a backwards Yankees hat, their left hand on the top of the steering wheel, leaning on the center console, andtheir seats as far back as they can go. Their style has spread worse than the Swine Flu infecting males ages 13 to 35, and giving them a sense of entitlement and extreme cockiness that has extended to the cars they drive.
10: Lexus IS
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Luxury that a douchebag can barely afford. With lease offers for $349 a month this is a great car for douchebags to try and show everyone how much money they have in their invisible bank account because they own a Lexus. Usually can be found with window tint and wheels, which they are charged for in the end.
9: Nissan Maxima
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Douchebags driving the Nissan Maxima can be found swerving in and out of traffic at high speeds, without knowing how to use a turn signal. Why is this popular amongst douchebags? It is born from “Godzilla” aka the Nissan GTR, and can be equipped with Nissan’s bread and butter 3.5 liter v6 providing decent power. It is believed by douchebags to be a “hot whip”.
8: Mitsubishi Eclipse
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Spanning almost all four generations, from 1990 to present, douchebags commonly refer to this car as the “Clipse” followed usually by a “Yo” or “Dog”. According to douchebag legend when equipped with a turbocharger, they are “Mad fast”. They can be found for little amounts of money due to the fact they have been abused and are older cars. Douches usually have modified them with cheap wheels and an exhaust, and can be found racing obnoxiously through traffic.
7: Chevrolet Cobalt SS
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While the Cobalt is a car that vast numbers of people own its performance variation, the Cobalt SS, is a popular car amongst douchebags. Newer Cobalt SS’s are relatively cheap and provide decent performance. Add the fact that it has a spoiler, bigger wheels or “rims”, and a body kit and you have a perfect douche car. They take pride in flaunting the fact that they own the most expensive Cobalt Chevrolet offers.
6: The Mk 4 VW Jetta/GTI (1999-2005)
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The fourth generation of Volkswagen Jetta and GTI, produced from 1999-2005 is a favored car amongst the douches of America. Calling themselves “Dubbers”, it has been said that their ways are the result of eating paint chips as children. Unreliable and almost a decade old, these cars can be bought for cheap, and give EMO douchebags the idea that they are part of an exclusive “Euro” crowd even though tens of thousands of other Americans own a Jetta or GTI. They are commonly found with the EMO douche driver hanging his left arm out the window.
5: Honda Civic Si
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What makes the Civic Si so popular amongst douchebags? It has Vtec. It makes their car fast. Throw on a “fartcan” exhaust to make lawnmower sounds, a unnecessarily large spoiler, a $20 body kit from Ebay, some cheap Pep Boy wheels, and you have a douchebag’s dream Civic. An obnoxious stereo system is a requirement and can be heard blasting annoying rap music from a mile away.
4: Nissan 350Z
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The favorite (attainable) sports car of douchebags everywhere. With power ranging from 287 hp to 300 hp and low prices douchebags flock to the “three- fidy”, or “Z”. “Drifting” has propelled this car up amongst the ranks of douchebag drivers, and can almost always be found with a younger male staring at other drivers to make sure they are checking out his car.
3: Acura Integra
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With a huge market of aftermarket parts (that can be overnighted from Japan) this car is rarely found stock, and always has a douche behind the wheel. Powered by the legendary Vtec, it is believed by douchebags to be the fastest car on the road. They are commonly found revving their engine at stoplights and racing soccer mom’s minivans to boost their ego. If sounds of lawn equipment are heard on your street then it is most likely a douchebag driving an Integra.
2: BMW 3 Series
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The BMW 3 Series, or almost anything BMW is a revered car amongst all douchebags. Commonly referred to as the “Bimmer” or “Beemer” it is believed to propel any douchebag to the top of the food chain. According to douchebags, ***** and ****** flock to the car. Having a BMW makes a douchebag part of an elite “Euro” class and automatically adds $50,000 to their imaginary bank account. The performance variant, the M3 is the ultimate BMW for all douchebags.
1: Infiniti G35
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The Holy Grail and epitome of the douchebag automobile is the G35. Sought after and praised, it has become the poster car of every douche in America. A G35 is guaranteed to be driven by a headband equipped, fake tan, and spiky haired douchebag. They OWN the road. There is just enough room for the douche’s ego to fit inside the G35. They can get any **** or ***** they want. The G35 needs not apply to traffic laws, all others obey the douche driving it. Any douchebag that owns a G35 is king, and all must obey. Bow down, for the G35 is the Douchebag car.
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Old 08-09-2009, 01:22 PM   #2 (permalink)
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The Mustang really should be #2 instead of the BMW.

A lot of douche bags drive mustangs, you all know it's true. Hell some of you are probably douches. lol
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Old 08-09-2009, 01:28 PM   #3 (permalink)
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you forgot this

Grand prix gtp

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Old 08-09-2009, 01:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
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The Mustang really should be #2 instead of the BMW.

A lot of douche bags drive mustangs, you all know it's true. Hell some of you are probably douches. lol
Lol I was thinking the same thing. Its a lot of douche bags around here that have mustangs.
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Old 08-09-2009, 01:39 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Funny read...but I really was expecting the mustang on the list like pcola. lol
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Old 08-09-2009, 01:42 PM   #6 (permalink)
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looks like spinz garage

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Old 08-09-2009, 02:40 PM   #7 (permalink)
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haha i didn't right this some other guy from another forum did.
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Old 08-09-2009, 02:58 PM   #8 (permalink)
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looks like spinz garage

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Cant be, the servants had all his cars out for service.
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Old 08-09-2009, 03:09 PM   #9 (permalink)
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haha. they all look like retards posted by there cars
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Old 08-09-2009, 03:14 PM   #10 (permalink)
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dont forget spin and his Viper...aka ultimate dousche.
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Old 08-09-2009, 04:30 PM   #11 (permalink)
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proof that mustangs can be douchbag cars too. (it's a V6.)
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Old 08-09-2009, 05:10 PM   #12 (permalink)
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some times Vette guys are douches too.
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Old 08-09-2009, 05:19 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Theres a douche here with a G35 I beat him in my 04
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Old 08-09-2009, 05:22 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I have a g35

And It's nice, and has alot of get up and go...... Plus, it's white I guess, so It's less douchey

Edit: I have a flat billed hat. I am a douche.
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Old 08-09-2009, 06:07 PM   #15 (permalink)
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no SRT4? No C5 Vette?
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Old 08-09-2009, 06:17 PM   #16 (permalink)
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^ sickest two cars in one signature. lol.
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Old 08-09-2009, 08:31 PM   #17 (permalink)
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proof that mustangs can be douchbag cars too. (it's a V6.)
Are you saying us 6ers are douchbags

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no SRT4?
Isn't that the truth. They are the worst where I live.
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Old 08-09-2009, 08:44 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Are you saying us 6ers are douchbags
Yes, because for some, when you have a v8, making fun of v6's is the only way to ensure that your dick doesn't fall off.
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Old 08-09-2009, 08:56 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Yes, because for some, when you have a v8, making fun of v6's is the only way to ensure that your dick doesn't fall off.
LOL so where do I fall I went form a V8 to a V6?
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Old 08-09-2009, 09:06 PM   #20 (permalink)
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my number 1 would be a crazy lifted truck. It would seem as if the higher you go, the more you and your lifted truck are noticed, thus giving the doushebag award. Adding flashy paint, some chrome, colorful powdercoating, and large diameter wheels and tires is a surefire way to make a billboard-sized statement on highways and byways yelling " hey,look at me and my hip sun-glasses (gotta look cool that high off the road). that my fellow members should be number 1
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Old 08-10-2009, 08:18 AM   #21 (permalink)
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He's right, lifted trucks are definately the douchiest. There's this giant f350 here on like 44"s that is driven by some skinny young douche that drives like an absolute FUCK. I swear, he thinks his truck is like the fastest thing on four wheels, he tries to burnout on every ****** turn! It's really loud and obnoxious too, but it's slow as heeeelllllllll
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my number 1 would be a crazy lifted truck. It would seem as if the higher you go, the more you and your lifted truck are noticed, thus giving the doushebag award. Adding flashy paint, some chrome, colorful powdercoating, and large diameter wheels and tires is a surefire way to make a billboard-sized statement on highways and byways yelling " hey,look at me and my hip sun-glasses (gotta look cool that high off the road). that my fellow members should be number 1
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He's right, lifted trucks are definately the douchiest. There's this giant f350 here on like 44"s that is driven by some skinny young douche that drives like an absolute FUCK. I swear, he thinks his truck is like the fastest thing on four wheels, he tries to burnout on every ****** turn! It's really loud and obnoxious too, but it's slow as heeeelllllllll
I too, think obnoxiously lifted trucks should be on that list. I always thought that a man who drives one is compensating for something he's lacking in his nether regions.

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The Mustang really should be #2 instead of the BMW.
I don't know if the Mustang should be #2, but I definitely think it should be on that list. A majority of the people who drive Mustangs here are douches. Pisses me off because they give all of us a bad name.

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Old 08-10-2009, 09:48 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Holy ****, I found the CarDomain of the douche with the red Lexus in the first picture!

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Old 08-10-2009, 10:19 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Around here with all the hicks the main vehicle choice is 70's-80's Chevy or Ford truck that's rusted out and is in dire need of a paint job but I guess the money is better spent on dual exhaust and a lift kit. If you drive by the highschool that's seriously what would make up 85% of the parking lot.
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Old 08-10-2009, 10:51 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Yeah the mustang should deffiantly be on there... I think we can all agree we have a few douches that have/had mustang's on this board.
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^ sickest two cars in one signature. lol.
Agreed! I was thinking that before I saw your post.

I agree with the Lexus being number one... and yes, there are many douche canoes with Mustangs around here too.

CRXs and RSXs are big douce magnets around here too.

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And my ex bf, the biggest douche of all, drove an Xtreme Blazer. Every time I see one, I feel a lil nauseated.

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Yes, because for some, when you have a v8, making fun of v6's is the only way to ensure that your dick doesn't fall off.
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Old 08-10-2009, 11:29 AM   #28 (permalink)
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LOL so where do I fall I went form a V8 to a V6?
why?
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Old 08-10-2009, 11:46 AM   #29 (permalink)
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I traded in an 86 GT convertible in need of an engine rebuild, trans rebuild, Tires, shocks/struts, weatherstripping and every peice of rubber underneath the bitch for my 04 with 25K miles. If I had somewhere to keep it I would have rather not traded it though. I miss that car.
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Old 08-10-2009, 02:27 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I have to disagree on the 350Z!!
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