Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"
#34
If some dude asked me that, this would be my response:
"I don't have a field of lillies, you *******. And if I did, I'd set the whole field on fire before I let you frolic in it."
Anyway, I don't think this 'when are you going to let me tap that' thing would work well for me. If I was a dude, I'd try it because that **** is funny.
"I don't have a field of lillies, you *******. And if I did, I'd set the whole field on fire before I let you frolic in it."
Anyway, I don't think this 'when are you going to let me tap that' thing would work well for me. If I was a dude, I'd try it because that **** is funny.
#36
It works for girls too. You just need to mix it up a little.. "So when are you going to tap this?" It would certainly be easier for a girl to get a favorable response than a guy. I don't think there would be many guys that would say no, unless the girl looked like a troll
#37
Me talking with a former employee i worked with.
Me: Hey girl when can i tap that
Steven:
Me: Stephanie when can i tap that?
Steven: Wrong Number
Me: This is Steven right?
Steven: haha... Yeah
Me: so answer my question
Steven: I got to go i am packing
HA
Me: Hey girl when can i tap that
Steven:
Me: Stephanie when can i tap that?
Steven: Wrong Number
Me: This is Steven right?
Steven: haha... Yeah
Me: so answer my question
Steven: I got to go i am packing
HA
#39
I did two, its fun as hell. These are as close to word-for-word as possible without having horrible grammar since it was texts and girls abbreviate all kinds of stuff.
To my neighbor
Me: Hey I've got a question.
Her: What is it
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: What!?
Me: Yeah, a suprize huh. So, when you gona let me tap that?
Her: I'm not silly, your like my older brother.
Me: Yeah I was just kidding.
To a friend of mine
Me: Hey what's up.
Her: No a lot, HBU
Me: Nothing just at work, haven't talked to you in a while. I've got a question.
Her: Ok what's your ?.
Me: When you gona let me tap that?
Her: Your acting really weird.
Me: I'm not hearing no.
Her: Uh, is this a set-up?
Me: No I wouldn't do that, your too awesome. So what do you say?
Her: Ok, your kool, ...anytime. ( I **** you not thats what she said )
Me: Omg, I think I just fell in love with you a little.
Her: LoL.
I did explain the joke to each one afterwards.
To my neighbor
Me: Hey I've got a question.
Her: What is it
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: What!?
Me: Yeah, a suprize huh. So, when you gona let me tap that?
Her: I'm not silly, your like my older brother.
Me: Yeah I was just kidding.
To a friend of mine
Me: Hey what's up.
Her: No a lot, HBU
Me: Nothing just at work, haven't talked to you in a while. I've got a question.
Her: Ok what's your ?.
Me: When you gona let me tap that?
Her: Your acting really weird.
Me: I'm not hearing no.
Her: Uh, is this a set-up?
Me: No I wouldn't do that, your too awesome. So what do you say?
Her: Ok, your kool, ...anytime. ( I **** you not thats what she said )
Me: Omg, I think I just fell in love with you a little.
Her: LoL.
I did explain the joke to each one afterwards.
#43
Note to self: NEVER EVER TRY THIS AGAIN. I know this is an "old" thread, but I had to share what just happened to me. I texted this to a girl that I work with (and someone that I goof around with all the time) yesterday. And what do I get tonight, but a ******* phone call from the cops . Seriously.. We crack jokes about **** like this all the time, and I even texted it in such a way that it should not have been taken seriously. WTF.. I will never understand people. Yet another person that I have to ******* hate.
#44
Note to self: NEVER EVER TRY THIS AGAIN. I know this is an "old" thread, but I had to share what just happened to me. I texted this to a girl that I work with (and someone that I goof around with all the time) yesterday. And what do I get tonight, but a ******* phone call from the cops . Seriously.. We crack jokes about **** like this all the time, and I even texted it in such a way that it should not have been taken seriously. WTF.. I will never understand people. Yet another person that I have to ******* hate.
#46
Note to self: NEVER EVER TRY THIS AGAIN. I know this is an "old" thread, but I had to share what just happened to me. I texted this to a girl that I work with (and someone that I goof around with all the time) yesterday. And what do I get tonight, but a ******* phone call from the cops . Seriously.. We crack jokes about **** like this all the time, and I even texted it in such a way that it should not have been taken seriously. WTF.. I will never understand people. Yet another person that I have to ******* hate.
#49
A few weekends back me and two buddies were sitting around and giving each other random phone numbers out of your own phone for the other person to text "Hey when you gona let me tap that." We got some good replys but I can't remember any. One girl was a complete bitch about it, so we sent her a pic of a dick to show her how we really felt. I think that is something you could call the cops on, so don't do that.
Last edited by 01FR500; 08-23-2009 at 10:24 AM.
#50
All she said was "I don't like being talked to that way." So I said "Well I guess you can't take a joke then," and that was the end of the conversation. The cops said something along the lines of "she said that she told you repeatedly to stop"
#51
LOL!!!!!! Fr you just made me fall outa my chair! that's a seriously dick move, and hell ya you could get in a shitload of trouble for that.
Me: Hey gurl i got a question
Her:yeah because the parking lot is closer to A
Exactly.
10 minutes later:
me: I still got a question gurl
Her:what?
Me: when can I tap that
her: WHAT?!?
me: Ima busy man when can I tap that?
her: hahaha wtf??
me: That's not a good enough answer, for real
her: you're the funniest man I've ever met. How about tonight?
Me: that would be great.
SCORE.
Me: Hey gurl i got a question
Her:yeah because the parking lot is closer to A
Exactly.
10 minutes later:
me: I still got a question gurl
Her:what?
Me: when can I tap that
her: WHAT?!?
me: Ima busy man when can I tap that?
her: hahaha wtf??
me: That's not a good enough answer, for real
her: you're the funniest man I've ever met. How about tonight?
Me: that would be great.
SCORE.
Last edited by Dodobird223; 08-23-2009 at 10:59 AM.
#53
LOL!!!!!! Fr you just made me fall outa my chair! that's a seriously dick move, and hell ya you could get in a shitload of trouble for that.
Me: Hey gurl i got a question
Her:yeah because the parking lot is closer to A
Exactly.
10 minutes later:
me: I still got a question gurl
Her:what?
Me: when can I tap that
her: WHAT?!?
me: Ima busy man when can I tap that?
her: hahaha wtf??
me: That's not a good enough answer, for real
her: you're the funniest man I've ever met. How about tonight?
Me: that would be great.
SCORE.
Me: Hey gurl i got a question
Her:yeah because the parking lot is closer to A
Exactly.
10 minutes later:
me: I still got a question gurl
Her:what?
Me: when can I tap that
her: WHAT?!?
me: Ima busy man when can I tap that?
her: hahaha wtf??
me: That's not a good enough answer, for real
her: you're the funniest man I've ever met. How about tonight?
Me: that would be great.
SCORE.
#56
damn
me: hey i gotta question
her:yeah whats up
me:when can i tap that
her: what? tap what? alyssa?
me: oh i think your thinkin, ask her too
her: are you drunk?
me: not at all
her: that would be a no, your weird
explained it to her and she laughed
me: hey i gotta question
her:yeah whats up
me:when can i tap that
her: what? tap what? alyssa?
me: oh i think your thinkin, ask her too
her: are you drunk?
me: not at all
her: that would be a no, your weird
explained it to her and she laughed
#57
Note to self: NEVER EVER TRY THIS AGAIN. I know this is an "old" thread, but I had to share what just happened to me. I texted this to a girl that I work with (and someone that I goof around with all the time) yesterday. And what do I get tonight, but a ******* phone call from the cops . Seriously.. We crack jokes about **** like this all the time, and I even texted it in such a way that it should not have been taken seriously. WTF.. I will never understand people. Yet another person that I have to ******* hate.
#58
Thats crazy man. I would definitely watch out for **** like that especially with co-workers. My friend got fired cause some chick he thought was his friend made up some bs that he was harassing her. Apparently she said he texted her something and he had made the mistake of sending her a text that was suppose to go to is girlfriend. Girls at work can turn on you at any second.
#59
I did these awhile back
my wifes cuzin and sister...
me: yo whats up
sister in-law: in personal family development
me: So when u gonna let me tap that...
sister in-law: im tellin my sister
me: uhuh
sister in-law: **** off
me: thanx for playing the game
sister in-law: .....
me: yo what up
wifes cuzin: nuthin
me: so when ur gonna let me tap that?
.....
....
20 mins later...
me: so is that a no?
5 mins later
me: thanx for playing the game
wifes cuzin: ......
my wifes cuzin and sister...
me: yo whats up
sister in-law: in personal family development
me: So when u gonna let me tap that...
sister in-law: im tellin my sister
me: uhuh
sister in-law: **** off
me: thanx for playing the game
sister in-law: .....
me: yo what up
wifes cuzin: nuthin
me: so when ur gonna let me tap that?
.....
....
20 mins later...
me: so is that a no?
5 mins later
me: thanx for playing the game
wifes cuzin: ......
#60
Note to self: NEVER EVER TRY THIS AGAIN. I know this is an "old" thread, but I had to share what just happened to me. I texted this to a girl that I work with (and someone that I goof around with all the time) yesterday. And what do I get tonight, but a ******* phone call from the cops . Seriously.. We crack jokes about **** like this all the time, and I even texted it in such a way that it should not have been taken seriously. WTF.. I will never understand people. Yet another person that I have to ******* hate.
But I am right there with you. I ******* hate people, too. I seem to have another addition to my "I hate these ******* people and I hope they slip in dogshit and break their backs" list every day.
Edit:
Hahaha. That's right. I am not a lying skank. I am an ******* and proud of it.