Originally Posted by rebelyell (Post 407990)

I got one: You Know you drive a Mustang when:

Half the riced out Hondas want to try you, and the other half know better.. :o

Originally Posted by Black Sunshine (Post 408028)

I'd like to add one, although it may not apply to everyone, and it is pretty long.


You know you drive a Mustang when you pull up next to a car load of teenage girls and they start to primp themselves in the mirror while they steal quick glances of what they hope is a 'hottie' in the bad-ass Mustang next to them. Then, the driver's side window in the Mustang suddenly rolls down and they discover that the 'hottie' in the bad-ass Mustang is a girl, and that they have been primping themselves for nothing. :D

Originally Posted by Black Sunshine (Post 408028)

I'd like to add one, although it may not apply to everyone, and it is pretty long.


You know you drive a Mustang when you pull up next to a car load of teenage girls and they start to primp themselves in the mirror while they steal quick glances of what they hope is a 'hottie' in the bad-ass Mustang next to them. Then, the driver's side window in the Mustang suddenly rolls down and they discover that the 'hottie' in the bad-ass Mustang is a girl, and that they have been primping themselves for nothing. :D

Originally Posted by 00blkstanggt (Post 408031)

haha, thats a good one. Some of those don't apply to me though. I drive my car in the rain all the time (only car I have), tires aren't that expensive, pets actually wait for me by the door cause they know the sound of my car which means I'm home, and I definitely don't crap myself. haha

Originally Posted by mustangrn (Post 408032)

+1 That's the best!!!

Originally Posted by mustangV6_04 (Post 408042)

11) You floor it under every bridge and overpass just to hear your car.
14) You turn your music down and roll down your window to hear another Mustang's exhaust.
15) In the short walk from your car into the convenience store, you turn
around at least twice to admire your car.
34) You have over ten parts catalogs under ur bed (best aftermarket)
44) You dread being at a stoplight next to a cop for fear of them hearing ur car at anything above 2k rpm.
46) You remember people by what they did to their car.
47) You've gotten used to the "drone"
51) In the rain you still park your car a mile from the mall, because you don't want to car dinged.

Originally Posted by mustangV6_04 (Post 408042)

1) Your goal in modification is to beat a stock LS1 F-body.
2) Your first mod is flowmasters
3) You have mufflers and a K&N for a new mustang before you take delivery
4) Your car has 10,000 miles and the dealership mechanics say the squeaks and rattles are "normal"
5) Your answer for those squeaks and rattles is a louder exhaust.
6) You spend the money you withdrew on gas instead of food like you planned.
7) You have "Bullitt" on DVD, and you've seen the chase scene tons of times, but never the rest of the movie.
8) You notice every damn ricer on the road tries to race you
9) You look in the rearview every time you notice Mustang headlights.
10) You recognize the year and trim of that Mustang by those headlights (or tail lights in some cases)
11) You floor it under every bridge and overpass just to hear your car.
12) You can hear a Mustang from a mile away, and tell the difference between a 5.0 and a 4.6
13) Your windows squeak
14) You turn your music down and roll down your window to hear another Mustang's exhaust.
15) In the short walk from your car into the convenience store, you turn
around at least twice to admire your car.
16) You have ever come to a complete stop if there is water on the road
17) You have a towel and some quick detailer in the trunk in case you
forget rule #16.
18) The first thing you do when you get in your car is turn off the T/A
19) You know what T/A stands for
20) You have "lost a race" because of your T/A
21) When you have to respond, "what glove compartment"?
22) You know what PI stands for.
23) You use parts catalogs for reading material while on the "throne"
24) You laugh histarically at Fobras and Faleens, and you can spot them from a mile away.
25) You spend hours looking at different brands of the same product.
26) You know that you're one of the few cars on the road with true duals.
27) You get pissed that people want to ride in your car cause they add weight.
28) You put your Mercedes outside so your mustang can stay in the garage.
29) When the stoplight is considered practice for the drag strip.
30) An "intake" to you is more than just the piping leading to your throttle body. (full manifold and up)
30) You wish they made INTAKES for your car that was under $1500(4.6)
31) You have to put the beer cooler in the back seat because it will not fit in the trunk. (coupe/convertible).
32) You you already know you're calling in sick the weatherman says 3-6 inches of snow forcasted for the rush hour.
33) You've ever been pulled over by a cop just to see your car
34) You have over ten parts catalogs under your bed (best aftermarket)
35) You know where the real cupholder is (5.0 guys)
35) For every suspension mod you've done 10 engine mods.
36) You change your exhaust setup more often than you change your hairstyle.
37) You've made your ricer friends hypothetically crap their pants on their first ride along.
38) You can change your spark plugs in 15 min... all 8 (5.0 guys)
39) Your car is looked down on by older people if it doesn't have a 5.0
40) Your car leans to one side (5.0 guys)
41) You stare in astonishment if you see someone with a working ashtray door (5.0 guys)
42) Your air silencer is home to some mouse in the corner of your garage
43) Your car has 200,000+ miles and still spanks others (5.0 guys)
44) You dread being at a stoplight next to a cop for fear of them hearing your car at anything above 2k rpm.
45) You set off alarms like no ones biznis.
46) You remember people by what they did to their car.
47) You've gotten used to the "drone"
48) You occasionaly brag about how many stock things you still have on your car.
49) You know what the porno interior is (5.0 guys)
50) You can tell when other drivers hide their jealousy with anger when you beat them, because they are used to beating Mustangs.
51) In the rain you still park your car a mile from the mall, because you don't want to car dinged.
52) Your car is always up on jack stands to make it faster, not because it broke (cough DSM owners)
53) You spend two hours a night on stangnet.com
54) The first place you look on a random Mustang is the front for foglights or the rear for dual exhaust
55) You've ever been flagged down in a parking lot by a total stranger and the spent the next 30 minutes shooting the breeze about the merits of the Foxbody vs. the SN95.
56) On long trips with your buddies, you still take two cars because no one will sit in the back seat.
57) You have the church van or school bus driving beside you telling you to punch it.
58) You have a 4 foot parts pile in your living room waiting for install.
59) When you come home late at night, you put it into neutral halfway.
60) You know what people are talking about when they say 4v.
61) You have to explain why modular cobras are called a Quad-cam.
62) You put your car in neutral to say "hello" to the f-body watching you drive by
63) You always do heel and toe downshifting.
64) You know ford transmissions are junk, But continue to modify anyways.
65) You know that 5th gear ( 5.0 guys ) cannot go past 145
66) You feel the body twist when launching hard ( 5.0 )
67) You can always win a arguement about best bang for the buck.
68) You know that a 4/6 banger mustang are turds.
69) You cannot roll on Turbine wheels
70) You are always upgrading something.
71) You know the 5.0 with the airbag didn't come with tilt wheel.

Originally Posted by PColav6 (Post 408056)

fixed, I can't stand the 'u/ur' crap.

Originally Posted by 00blkstanggt (Post 408031)

haha, thats a good one. Some of those don't apply to me though. I drive my car in the rain all the time (only car I have), tires aren't that expensive, pets actually wait for me by the door cause they know the sound of my car which means I'm home, and I definitely don't crap myself. haha

Originally Posted by mustangV6_04 (Post 408042)

2) Your first mod is flowmasters
7) You have "Bullitt" on DVD, and you've seen the chase scene tons of times, but never the rest of the movie. (have it on blu-ray but seen chase more than whole movie)
8) You notice every damn ricer on the road tries to race you
9) You look in the rearview every time you notice Mustang headlights.
10) You recognize the year and trim of that Mustang by those headlights (or tail lights in some cases)
11) You floor it under every bridge and overpass just to hear your car.
12) You can hear a Mustang from a mile away, and tell the difrence between a 5.0 and a 4.6
14) You turn your music down and roll down your window to hear another Mustang's exhaust.
15) In the short walk from your car into the convenience store, you turn
around at least twice to admire your car.
17) You have a towel and some quick detailer in the trunk
25) You spend hours looking at different brands of the same product.
26) You know that you're one of the few cars on the road with true duals.
27) You get pissed that people want to ride in your car cause they add weight.
29) When the stoplight is considered practice for the dragstrip.
30) An "intake" to you is more than just the piping leading to your throttlebody. (full manifold and up)
33) You've ever been pulled over by a cop just to see your car
35) You know where the real cupholder is (5.0 guys)
37) You've made your ricer friends hypotheticaly crap their pants on their first ride along.
41) You stare in astonishment if you see someone with a working ashtray door (5.0 guys)(MINE WORKS!!! but it holds my stereo remote)
53) You spend two hours a night on CORRAL.NET
54) The first place you look on a random Mustang is the front for foglights or the rear for dual exhaust
55) You've ever been flagged down in a parking lot by a total stranger and the spent the next 30 minutes shooting the breeze about the merits of the Foxbody vs. the SN95.
56) On long trips with your buddies, you still take two cars because no one will sit in the back seat.
57) You have the church van or school bus driving beside you telling you to punch it.
59) When you come home late at night, you put it into neutral halfway.
60) You know what people are talking about when they say 4v.
62) You put your car in neutral to say "hello" to the f-body watching you drive by

Originally Posted by Black Sunshine (Post 408054)

Hahaha, my dogs and cat wait for me at the door, too. The dogs don't even bark because they know it is me. But my cat meows his fat-ass off until I get his food.

Originally Posted by 00blkstanggt (Post 408199)

haha, my cat does the same thing at night. I'll be watching tv and around 10 or I can hear him whining.

Originally Posted by GDP (Post 408331)

Like listen here you little spineless bastard! Wait till im ready!