Since April 1st is coming up soon...
 

I wanted to mess with my roommate some but nothing to major. Any ideas on some good pranks? keep in mind we have separate rooms but share the bathroom and living/kitchen area.

Also feel free to share your April fools stories.

get fake blood all over you and run in to the apartment and slam the door, check out the window, then tell him you need to borrow 300 bucks and his car cause th cops know your car. act all sketchy as fuck, and make him work to get an explanation out of you. explain to him you and your girl got in an arguement and she kept insulting you and berating you and finally you snapped and beat her to death with your bare hands but you think somone witnessed it and now you gotta get the fuck outta dodge.

lol

:D

Get him really really drunk soon as to where he doesn't remember the night. Then have some girl tell him shes pregnant

We have a winner!!!!



...except he may die of a heart attack.:eek:

If you go with the pregnancy thing you gotta plan it out more, she wouldn't know just the next day. You'll have to set up this drunken night soon, that way she can tell him on the 1st that she just found out lol. Throw some clues out between then too. lol.

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I've done that which is why I recommended it but you HAVE to be there when hes told because the look on his face will be priceless

I would cry, period.

I like.
Except-- instead of saying you beat your gf to death, just say..."I didn't mean to do it!" and act all freaked out and stuff.

dont think i could pull it off. I would probally start laughing and smiling. Thats why i suck at pranks.

Proof. :p

damnit king dont take my words out of context Ill give you till 3 to edit your above post....
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saran wrap a door and video tape it, not super creative but would still be entertaining

Hot Carl+Saran Wrap= Meanest prank ever

I don't really think that's a prank it's just really disgusting

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Corny but kinda funny.

Avalanche
For this prank, the victim’s bedroom door must open to the inside, and they need to be a sound sleeper. While the victim is inside the room, quietly tape newspaper across the door jam, covering it almost to the top. Then fill the gap between the newspaper and the door with Styrofoam peanuts, popped popcorn, crumpled newspaper, or even water balloons. When the victim opens the door, they’ll be greeted by an avalanche.

Salty Surprise
Simple: put salt on the victim’s toothbrush. Then stand by to watch the surprised look on their face.

Do the Splits
Find a scrap of cloth. Place a dollar on the floor and stay nearby. When the victim comes by and bends down to pick up the dollar, rip the cloth loudly. Most people will reach back to see if they ripped their pants!

I was watching Real TV or somethiing and this guy's roommate had greased the kitchen floor with butter and when he walked into the kitchen he fell really hard and started sliding around and when he tried to stand up on the slippery floor he kept falling down.

Now, now, I think we want to keep the hospital bills to a minimum. :D

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The guy who fell did get really pissed too.

Lol ive seen that! He did it like 4 times to his roommate as revenge for something lol. And for the avalanche you can use soda cans and put it on the opposite side, if you slowly roll the paper up along as you stack the soda cans :)

That's the one! He went down HARD too and got SO pissed. I think he may have hit his head on a table or something.... IDK.

Lol yea its soo halarious! Hes just like walking and BOOM! the funniest part is when he tries to get up :D have you seen the one where he tries to open a door?

Yeah. Hilarious. I need to find them on YouTube and watch them again.

OMFG i hate this video...fucking halarious lol watch it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWqI0...eature=related

Gay. I want my 2 minutes and 14 seconds back.

Lol ill be honest, that alien scared the piss out of me :(

If you watched some of the movies I watch, you'd probably be sitting in a puddle of piss and shit.

Lol na ive seen some scary shit like Quarentine and etc. and it wont even make me jump. But for some odd reason, that scared me :(

Instead of pregnant, have her show up in a wedding gown and act all psycho about how if they made love, they must be in love and they have to get married.