had a convo with a ricer
 

so i met this fat asain kid,who kept on talking about how hottt is honda is. if that didnt make a grown man giggle what he said afterwards made him look retarded. he kept on chatting about how his honda pulls and how it beats street bikes EASILY, and so i laughed and told him if he was serious, and he responded with yea. so as he continued to talk about beating every single car hes matched and never losing ONCE, i told him if he wanted to put his car up agianst mine, which was waiting outside. he replies with "naw, man, i only race for pinks or big cash", you know because hes got a honda!. anyways i started lol'ing in front of him and his other asain friends and i responded with" if you dont wana race then i think your car is a p.o.s probably". so after i broke the truth to him, there was silence in his circle of friends, and i walked away, victorious !lol
just thought i share this with yall.:):)

You should have kicked him in the nuts too that would have made it perfect

"thank you come again" haha

rut ro...hirs hronda is faster than rors... lol... stupid ricers.

I would have replied with something like, "Is $1,000 big enough?"

Spelling/Grammar check next time, please... lol

That was a difficult read, but I could imagine the situation.. Sounds kind of like one of my ex "friends" that had a non-turbo base 3kGT. He was exactly the same, but a skinny wannabe goth kid.

That's when I would've said, "Fine. I'll race for pinks." lol. He would've crapped bricks, dude.

Lol dude leme put it like this, and please tell me you fuckin floored it when you left.

you shoulda offered him a race for pinks.

lol

Then when you beat him you could say "I don't even want you piece of shit honda"

lol.dammit, that would've been perfect

There were so many asian ricers when I lived in San Jose >_< I know exactly what you mean.

No no no guys you have it all wrong. By bikes he meant the little Pocket Racer bikes......duh. Everyone knows that's a Honda's biggest rival. The power to weight ratio of those bikes are like 10x better than the Hondas. Don't be a hater......

Thats cause San Jose is all asians. haha

We have the Hispanic ricers here!

We have ricers of every size, shape, and color here. More white guys than anything, though. I had a white dude try to race me with his shitbag Honda the other day. :rolleyes: I didn't even waste my time. I just let him take off like a bat out of hell at the light. He ended up having to slam on his brakes because someone pulled out in front of him, haha.