Google is the best.
 

Just for fun go to Google:google: and type in "Find Chuck Norris" then click I'm feeling lucky and see what happens.

ROFL

What the... ROFLMAO that was great, creepy.

Dammit Chuck. I also heard he can blow bubbles with beef jerky. Hope he don't find me for searching for him.. :p

Oh WTF. While we are on this subject.. :D

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

They say Chuck can kill many men, using only his facial expression... ... and if you have five dollars & Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck has more money than you.

I love the chuck norris facts

Once Chuck Norris walked down a busy street with a massive erection....... there were no survivors.

hahahhahahaha... ... If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck norris often swims in a lake near scotland...... his penis is the true identity of the lock ness monster


When he does pushup he actually pushed the world down cause not even Chuck Norris pushes Chuck Norris


Chuck Norris once beat a Chess Grandmaster in a chess match using only a pawn and a black checker...... while blindfolded


Chuck Norris can rev the engine of a 10-speed bike

Hahahaha! That has always been one of my favorites.

More of my favorites:

- Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

- While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

- When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

- Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

- Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

- Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

- Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic Ocean.

- The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

- Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.

- Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

i love the giraffe one lol. and lol at your avatar again, Flow-Duh

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

"Chuck" will own you!

lmao..this should be a sticky,ive never laughed soo hard. good stuff Must See!!

Read the ones for vin disel and mr t

I LOVE IT !!!!!!

lol.