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Leonide 11-20-2008 12:55 AM

of course when i try to view them, i get an about:blank, and they won't load. i love it.

HokieStang00 11-20-2008 05:31 AM

Something doesn't seem right about that. Did you read some of the comments farther in? He's either the most delusional guy ever... or he's just fucking with everyone.

"she does have a sister who is single somehow. She has high standards though, so many guys are after her all the time."

I bet.

King 11-20-2008 07:52 AM

It's hard to tell if it's real or not. If not for the myspace deal, I'd definitely have to say that this is a joke, but that really mixes it up a bit....Either way, if the dude is happy who cares what she looks like.

PistonsFan102 11-20-2008 08:39 AM

If you read the first few pages you know its fake.

On his first posts he says, "I tell you guys, that night was amazing, I am truly happy that I waited until marriage to lose my virginity."

And later he says this on the first page, "How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great."

jseven 11-20-2008 08:40 AM

yeah... who gives info like that...just like that?

Lazerred6 11-20-2008 08:47 AM

http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-conten...asquatch_1.jpg

King 11-20-2008 09:53 AM


Originally Posted by Lazerred6 (Post 365542)

Hey! Where did you find a picture of my gf?! She's mine! You can't take her from me!
lol

98mustangv6 11-20-2008 05:04 PM

omg that is an inhuman beast! i would rather be single all my life than be with that. im scarred for life aghh!

engineman312 11-20-2008 05:19 PM

lmao, i love that thread!! its like the bodybuilding thread though... someone posted it up as a joke. pretty sure those photos are staged or 'choped

zigzagg321 11-20-2008 08:05 PM


Originally Posted by Badfish (Post 365494)
LOL. she's a year older than me.

no minors please.

Wombozi17 12-03-2009 08:42 PM

zombie thread resurrection! My roomate said the phrase "titty fucking christ" and I immediately pulled this up. Good laugh for me. Maybe you all will re-live the.... well, just look at it again.

JackThe Ripper 12-03-2009 09:01 PM

ugh... it doesent get ebtter over time either.

thanks ass.

lol

PColav6 12-03-2009 09:06 PM

Hahaha, oooh 08 threads, back when MB was still baller.

Badfish 12-03-2009 09:17 PM

did anyone see this?! hilarious!


Originally Posted by Fredels
I had to register here just to post this.. I ran into them at an airport with some friends
had to snap some pics, freaked me out when I realized it was them....
had some friends "pose"
sorry for the shitty cell pic

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/e...1107092308.jpg

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/e...dles1/-1-1.jpg


Deathdiesel 12-03-2009 09:56 PM

Oh god...owned ^^

King 12-03-2009 10:16 PM

Hahaha, now that is funny.

TUFF 4.6 12-04-2009 05:46 AM

It's good to see that she hasn't let herself go, she's still as beautiful as the day she got married. He's a lucky man.

3.8for the win 12-04-2009 07:37 AM

god damn.rofl!!!!!

cr4sh_0v3rl0ad 12-04-2009 08:35 AM

LMAO when i went back n opened the pics, my pup was on the bed behind n started growling and barking!!! WTF!!!

Black Sunshine 12-04-2009 08:52 AM

^ Hahaha, your dog can even sense the ugliness.

Those airport pictures are fucking hilarious. In the second one, she's staring at the guy like she's going to eat him... along with his unborn children.

NeedACobra 12-04-2009 12:57 PM

I dont think I can call this fake.....That groom looks like the extremely desperate type that probably couldnt even get laid via rape, so...naturally, he settled. haha.

Thats my take on it..

Black Sunshine 12-04-2009 01:24 PM


Originally Posted by NeedACobra (Post 440544)
I dont think I can call this fake.....That groom looks like the extremely desperate type that probably couldnt even get laid via rape, so...naturally, he settled. haha.

Thats my take on it..

Haha, you always make me laugh. :)

I don't think the union itself is fake. I think someone somehow obtained their pictures and just went around posting them on some website, hence the comments that just didn't add up.

Goddamn, those are some ugly people. That bitch is so ugly even nightmares stay away from her.

NeedACobra 12-04-2009 03:40 PM


Originally Posted by Black Sunshine (Post 440548)
Haha, you always make me laugh. :)

I don't think the union itself is fake. I think someone somehow obtained their pictures and just went around posting them on some website, hence the comments that just didn't add up.

Goddamn, those are some ugly people. That bitch is so ugly even nightmares stay away from her.

Hahaha, yeah. I read through it a little more, and it did seem fishy, and thats exactly what I thought, afterward, that someone had to have put someone elses wedding pics up as a joke. But that Marriage has to totally be legit. Lol. Id cut my own piece off before sticking it in that yetti of a....a.....a whatever she is.

BLazE 12-04-2009 08:47 PM

Haha, wow! It's even funnier in the later pages of that thread where people are talking about spotting these people in random places and one guy even posts pics LMAO

mustangman95gt 12-04-2009 09:52 PM

she better be loaded(money; not big macs) or a princess of some foreign country or both!

the world is messed up sometimes...this guy I know is fugly and not rich, and hes dating a hooters girl...this gives every guy hope!

p.s. this is the chick he is dating. she may not be the best face and maybe too skinny(yes too skinny)...but seriously : http://www.facebook.com/#/profile.ph....2057418588..1

This is the guy but he is 20 lbs heavier now
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?ai...&id=1500430552

Deathdiesel 12-04-2009 10:13 PM

Maybe she likes to be treated like shit? Seems about like it with every other girl round my town.

rebelyell 12-04-2009 10:43 PM

I recognized the groom right off the bat. It's that banjo player from deliverance. Glad to see he finally found someone. Their child will be featured in " Genetics gone awry". :o

rebelyell 12-04-2009 11:08 PM


Originally Posted by Black Sunshine (Post 440548)
Haha, you always make me laugh. :)

I don't think the union itself is fake. I think someone somehow obtained their pictures and just went around posting them on some website, hence the comments that just didn't add up.

Goddamn, those are some ugly people. That bitch is so ugly even nightmares stay away from her.

LOL She's so ugly she makes blind children cry..

There was a thread a few years ago siimilar to this, from another forum, guy posted his butt ugly girlfriend posing by his car, Finally someone posted

Um, You do know your GF is Ugly, Right. It was on then, for about 20 or 30 pages of comments. Classic.. :D

K.G.B. 12-05-2009 07:20 PM

me and my cousin just made it to page 9 on the thread.
we laughed our asses off!!!

cpthowdy 12-07-2009 10:51 PM

haha. @ i now have E.D


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