Why I Hate Lifted Trucks
 

I just went to go pick up my dad at the san jose airport and was nearly ran over by a enormous lifted f350 and also caused me to get clawbered by cones going 65 mph on the freeway.

First i was changing lanes to get on the freeway. Once i had gotten in the lane i wanted to be in i began to pass this lifted f350 and he changed lanes into me and OBVIOUSLY had no idea i was there.
Then when i was just about to start merging on the freeway there were cones all over the road blocking two lanes because of construction. When i was getting on the freeway i couldn't see anything because it was dark and this enormous truck was infront of me. So when i had looked over my shoulder to prepare to merge, i starting hearing this loud crashing sound. This fucker in front of me was running over the cones and launching them back at me. There was no where for me to go so i ended up running over and getting impaled with several cones before i finally got onto the freeway. Two of the cones that i drove over stopped a mini cooper behind me because there was no way he was gonna go over it lol. I had one of those intensively angry moments where i wanted to cry. Yes, I SAID IT...I WANTED TO CRY and take a sludge hammer to that lifted truck ....or just the driver lol. I thought for sure it had ripped my chin spoiler right off. Thankfully there was no visible damage that i could see when i picked my dad up. I can say that i was going too fast which contributed to me not being able to react alittle sooner to the crazy cones.

Fawking lifted trucks! :kicknuts:

That would piss me off too. However, that has never happened to me, people can hear me beside them I guess. I hate dumbass drivers, people who don't pay attention, don't give appropriate space, done inticipate what is going to happen, etc. I really hate it when I am driving my girlfriends ecplipse and some dumb-fuck does something to piss me off, like pull out in front of me/cut me off, tailgate, you know... I can't do shit about it in the eclpise, but in the Mustang I can scare the shit out of them. Having an intimidating car (compared to most cars on the road) is a benefit.
Like some guy in the wal-mart parking lot last week, I was going down one of the lanes towards the back of the parking lot to leave, some ass-hat in a Dodge truck is flying across the lot (perpendicular to the lanes). He see's me going down the lane and doesn't even stop or slow down, untill he realises that I'm not going to slow down either. He is going fast enough to barely get past me (I would have ran into the side of him if I had not slowed down at the last moment), but I am looking straight at him, he sees me looking at him, and I get probably 5 or so feet from ramming his ass. You should have seen the suprized look on his face as he jerked the wheel.
I've hit so many cones on the autocross course that probably wouldnt have phased me lol.

Lifted Trucks FTL!!!!!

They don't know how to park either

ha try driving a mororcycle

yea i hate dumbass drivers....dont understand either its not that hard to drive correctly

yea and all the people i hang out with have them.....guess they are trying to compensate for something else that is small :ohsnap:

so they have to drive somehting big and irrational

lol lifted trucks are pretty gay thats why they have purple stuff.

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I hate massive trucks. I am 5'4" and I've seen some that I think I can literally walk under. I've always thought that guys that drive huge lifted trucks are over-compensating for something they are lacking in their nether regions. Let's just say that their 'little soldier' would need an umbrella to push the buttons in an elevator.

These girls I went to college with said that dudes with lifted trucks had little peckers! ha ha ha ha.

I heard, the higher the truck, the bigger the balls.

Haha you must mean ball bearings. Because the higher the truck the lower the testosterone level.

I used to have a '96 Bronco with a 3'' lift, but that was enough for me. I've seen people go with 14''-19''...that stuff makes no sense. Mine was more for a mudding need. It was not long after the big blizzards of 2005-2006, so there were a lot of wet and somewhat snowy areas where having a truck can be fun. Other than stuff like that, they're pretty pointless. And man oh man do they suck gas. Whew!

Did you hear that from a man who had a truck.


Remeber, they hang thier nuts from the trailer hitch. I think Florida passes a law so that no nut may be displayed, so no nuts in the pants, no nuts on the bumper......must have given'em to the wife to keep up with.

Yeah lol, was considered indecent exposure.

you could probably say the same about trucks in general. I mean semi's and and delivery trucks. That's why I hate I-95. Geez you must be 100% on your toes at all times. I've flipped off many dumbass truckers in my life. Stupid SOB trying to kill me.. :mad:

ha ha h ha....and I thought Cali had some lame laws.

hahaha