So, I work for a intarweb pr0n company and...
 

Every shift we in the operations group get a report of what's been going on in the datacenter, which includes ripping dvd's for playback over the web. This leads to things like 8'x8'x4' stacks of pr0n DVD's sitting in my datacenter. Yesterday's "swing shift" (if there ever was a pun it's swing shift in a pr0n company hehe) ripped the following niche titles:

Toe-Tail Torture
Brazilian Man Sandwich
Boss Bitches #9 Insult and Injury
Bushy Babies
Sly Productions
Fat Sex In The City 2
Ass Busters 3
Club Kink
Desperately Seeking Tyler
Backside Story
Money Fucker$
Asian Divas 3
100% Jill
Hell on High Heels
Spend The Night With Cindy
100% Blowjobs
Best Of Perfect Pink 3
Miss JKP 2005
Lipstick Lingerie & Lesbians

** The following DVDs only ripped for 0:17 and stopped:
Stick It Up Your Ass
Extreme Penetrations #8

Discuss(ting).

Gawd I love my job.

your nutz man, thats great!

ummm...DL link?

not yet... wait for it.

And he got his career through ITT Technical Institute! :D

Does your insurance cover "mastibaters elbow" and "blindness":D:D If so, then you have the PERFECT job!

nah... got it through 15 years of being a janitor on the information superhighway. Always cleaning up the crap others leave laying around the web.

And no. We are covered by California State Disability Insurance for work related injuries including repetitive stress injuries. Masturbating is not covered unless it's in your job description. As far as I know we don't actually have any jobs where jerkin the gerkin is in the list of regular duties.

The chicks in the movies lol

rofl..amazing job red

^ + 1,000,000 rofl

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or Video for that matter.

so you rip porn dvds for a living? where do i sign up?

^Ya i kno maybe i should stop doing it for free:D

congrats on the new job red, i hope it works out for you.

really?!?! That's my favorite one!!! hahaha jk. It seems like you have the perfect job man. I'm sure you go home refreshed!!! hahaha

you stole those from the twin turbo 5.4 thread :D

we don't employ them though... they're vendors. We don't actually produce pretty much any smut in my division. We more make it available for a small fee.

No... I think all day for the most part. The actual work that I do is significantly more expensive than the DVD monkeys.

it's already working out hehe. This place is great. There's problems and stresses like anywhere else but at least in my team we have a great time doing the impossible and there's never any lack of support from my management team.

LOL I guess SOMEONE has to do that job, just never figured Id know them. :D

you can get into the business too... it's not like you didn't come equipped from the factory with everything you need... hehe

I have a pretty good job too, I look at porn and listen to sports radio and post on online forums all day long.

but is that the job description or just a side effect?

Looking at porn is job description, rest is side effect, but your job is much cooler.

naw... mine is much lamer. I only really see things in the form of command line consoles or configuration pages. The amount of nekkid-ness I see is really kinda low. The shift report emails are fun as hell though.

OH I look at actual boobs

lucky.

Todays rip list:

Raw Meat 4

Bang My White Tight Ass 13

Bust a Nut 5

Teen Working Girls 5

Fresh Flesh

Lust in Lave

Bang My White Tight Ass 19

Bang My White Tight Ass 6

Bang My White Tight Ass 21

Bang My White Tight Ass 7

Rubber

Pump Party

Toss My salad 7

Raw Meat 3

The Art of Ass

Think someone has a serious ass fetish.

LOL!!


That is hilariously awesome r3d.

Here's last night's rip list:

Lingerie & Lies
Butt Plunderers
The Analist Manifesto
When Cunts and Cocks Collide
Stick a Dick in Her, She's Done
Double-Stuffed Creampuffs
Gallery of Sin 2
Gallery of Sin 6
Farmer's Daughters Do Beverly Hills
Gallery of Sin 5
Anal Invaders 6
Anal Invaders 7
Double Midgetation
Pimped by an Angel
Body Shock
Misty Beethoven, The Musical
Cyberanal
Mondo Porno
Lust Runner
Peepers
Blacks, Blondes & One Brunette
Looking for Love
Kickin' it with Anna Malle
Chloe's Lovesexy
Cheerleader Nurses
Ladies Night Out 2
The Private Afternoons of Pamela Mann




Discuss :)

Cheerleader nurses that seems like the're trying to hard