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r3dn3ck 09-17-2008 07:11 AM

So, I work for a intarweb pr0n company and...
 
Every shift we in the operations group get a report of what's been going on in the datacenter, which includes ripping dvd's for playback over the web. This leads to things like 8'x8'x4' stacks of pr0n DVD's sitting in my datacenter. Yesterday's "swing shift" (if there ever was a pun it's swing shift in a pr0n company hehe) ripped the following niche titles:

Toe-Tail Torture
Brazilian Man Sandwich
Boss Bitches #9 Insult and Injury
Bushy Babies
Sly Productions
Fat Sex In The City 2
Ass Busters 3
Club Kink
Desperately Seeking Tyler
Backside Story
Money Fucker$
Asian Divas 3
100% Jill
Hell on High Heels
Spend The Night With Cindy
100% Blowjobs
Best Of Perfect Pink 3
Miss JKP 2005
Lipstick Lingerie & Lesbians

** The following DVDs only ripped for 0:17 and stopped:
Stick It Up Your Ass
Extreme Penetrations #8

Discuss(ting).

r3dn3ck 09-17-2008 07:12 AM

Gawd I love my job.

krazypony 09-17-2008 07:29 AM

your nutz man, thats great!

zigzagg321 09-17-2008 01:56 PM

ummm...DL link?

r3dn3ck 09-17-2008 02:21 PM

not yet... wait for it.

Mr. Zip 09-17-2008 02:22 PM

And he got his career through ITT Technical Institute! :D

TUFF 4.6 09-17-2008 03:05 PM

Does your insurance cover "mastibaters elbow" and "blindness":D:D If so, then you have the PERFECT job!

r3dn3ck 09-17-2008 03:16 PM

nah... got it through 15 years of being a janitor on the information superhighway. Always cleaning up the crap others leave laying around the web.

And no. We are covered by California State Disability Insurance for work related injuries including repetitive stress injuries. Masturbating is not covered unless it's in your job description. As far as I know we don't actually have any jobs where jerkin the gerkin is in the list of regular duties.

Lazerred6 09-17-2008 03:20 PM


Originally Posted by r3dn3ck (Post 352517)
As far as I know we don't actually have any jobs where jerkin the gerkin is in the list of regular duties.

The chicks in the movies lol

SnTBakosFinest 09-17-2008 03:26 PM

rofl..amazing job red

Mr. Zip 09-17-2008 03:37 PM

^ + 1,000,000 rofl

Must See 09-17-2008 07:00 PM

1 Attachment(s)
Attachment 21198

or Video for that matter.

doobie 09-17-2008 07:33 PM

so you rip porn dvds for a living? where do i sign up?

INtZ 09-17-2008 07:36 PM

^Ya i kno maybe i should stop doing it for free:D

3.8for the win 09-17-2008 07:40 PM

congrats on the new job red, i hope it works out for you.

macs03GT 09-17-2008 07:43 PM


Originally Posted by r3dn3ck (Post 352390)
Brazilian Man Sandwich

really?!?! That's my favorite one!!! hahaha jk. It seems like you have the perfect job man. I'm sure you go home refreshed!!! hahaha

Lazerred6 09-17-2008 07:58 PM


Originally Posted by Must See (Post 352550)


you stole those from the twin turbo 5.4 thread :D

r3dn3ck 09-18-2008 07:43 AM


Originally Posted by Lazerred6 (Post 352519)
The chicks in the movies lol

we don't employ them though... they're vendors. We don't actually produce pretty much any smut in my division. We more make it available for a small fee.


Originally Posted by doobie (Post 352556)
so you rip porn dvds for a living? where do i sign up?

No... I think all day for the most part. The actual work that I do is significantly more expensive than the DVD monkeys.


Originally Posted by 3.8for the win (Post 352562)
congrats on the new job red, i hope it works out for you.

it's already working out hehe. This place is great. There's problems and stresses like anywhere else but at least in my team we have a great time doing the impossible and there's never any lack of support from my management team.

madmatt 09-18-2008 07:10 PM

LOL I guess SOMEONE has to do that job, just never figured Id know them. :D

r3dn3ck 09-19-2008 07:35 AM

you can get into the business too... it's not like you didn't come equipped from the factory with everything you need... hehe

Crimsonred02 09-19-2008 07:43 AM

I have a pretty good job too, I look at porn and listen to sports radio and post on online forums all day long.

r3dn3ck 09-19-2008 07:46 AM

but is that the job description or just a side effect?

Crimsonred02 09-19-2008 08:36 AM


Originally Posted by r3dn3ck (Post 352907)
but is that the job description or just a side effect?

Looking at porn is job description, rest is side effect, but your job is much cooler.

r3dn3ck 09-19-2008 09:59 AM

naw... mine is much lamer. I only really see things in the form of command line consoles or configuration pages. The amount of nekkid-ness I see is really kinda low. The shift report emails are fun as hell though.

Crimsonred02 09-19-2008 10:05 AM

OH I look at actual boobs

r3dn3ck 09-19-2008 10:13 AM

lucky.

r3dn3ck 09-30-2008 07:08 AM

Todays rip list:

Raw Meat 4

Bang My White Tight Ass 13

Bust a Nut 5

Teen Working Girls 5

Fresh Flesh

Lust in Lave

Bang My White Tight Ass 19

Bang My White Tight Ass 6

Bang My White Tight Ass 21

Bang My White Tight Ass 7

Rubber

Pump Party

Toss My salad 7

Raw Meat 3

The Art of Ass

Think someone has a serious ass fetish.

Badfish 09-30-2008 10:49 AM

LOL!!


That is hilariously awesome r3d.

r3dn3ck 11-12-2008 09:47 AM

Here's last night's rip list:

Lingerie & Lies
Butt Plunderers
The Analist Manifesto
When Cunts and Cocks Collide
Stick a Dick in Her, She's Done
Double-Stuffed Creampuffs
Gallery of Sin 2
Gallery of Sin 6
Farmer's Daughters Do Beverly Hills
Gallery of Sin 5
Anal Invaders 6
Anal Invaders 7
Double Midgetation
Pimped by an Angel
Body Shock
Misty Beethoven, The Musical
Cyberanal
Mondo Porno
Lust Runner
Peepers
Blacks, Blondes & One Brunette
Looking for Love
Kickin' it with Anna Malle
Chloe's Lovesexy
Cheerleader Nurses
Ladies Night Out 2
The Private Afternoons of Pamela Mann




Discuss :)

Lazerred6 11-12-2008 09:56 AM

Cheerleader nurses that seems like the're trying to hard


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