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Old 08-22-2008, 10:27 AM
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There was a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She
hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always
there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see
the world, I will marry you.'

One day, someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages
came off, she was able to see everything, including her
boyfriend.

He asked her,
'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The
girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was blind. The
sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected
that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life
led her to refuse to marry him.

Her boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her
saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before
they were yours, they were mine.'

This is how the human brain often works when our status changes.
Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who
was always by their side in the most painful situations.


Life Is a
Gift
Today
before you say an unkind word - Think of someone who can't
speak.
Before
you complain about the taste of your food - Think of someone
who has nothing to eat.
Before
you complain about your husband or wife - Think of someone
who's crying out to GOD for a companion.

Today
before you complain about life - Think of someone who went
too early to heaven.

Before
you complain about your children - Think of someone who
desires children but they're barren.
Before
you argue about your dirty house someone didn't clean or
sweep - Think of the people who are living in the streets.
Before
whining about the distance you drive Think of someone who
walks the same distance with their feet.
And when
you are tired and complain about your job - Think of the
unemployed, the disabled, and those who wish they had your
job.
But
before you think of pointing the finger or condemning
another - Remember that not one of us is without sin.
And when
depressing thoughts seem to get you down - Put a smile on
your face and think: you're alive and still
around.

 
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Old 08-22-2008, 11:09 AM
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so true...
 
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Old 08-22-2008, 11:21 AM
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You have feelings? Never would have expected that one! lol
 
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Old 08-22-2008, 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by V6_Mustang_Power
saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before
they were yours, they were mine.'
wasn't expecting that line.... it made me shiver
 
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Old 08-22-2008, 01:43 PM
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You know how i know yer gay?
 
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Old 08-22-2008, 02:13 PM
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damn you jack I'm married too remember
 
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Old 08-22-2008, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Lazerred6
damn you jack I'm married too remember
it was intended for the Emo kid who started this thread.

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Old 08-22-2008, 02:35 PM
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lol my bad
 
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Old 08-23-2008, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by JackThe Ripper
it was intended for the Emo kid who started this thread.

LOL....
v6, was that from an email you received?
 




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