haha So i got my Swag Pack that I won from the BEGGING contest. I got the free T-shirt, Free Hoodie and some stickers and a mustang calender with hot chicks wearing bikinis in it.....

So I open the box up and start looking at all this kool stuff...My Girlfriends looks at the stuff as well......

Then..she see's the Calender with allthe hot bikini babes on it...and then say's "O...well you won't be needing this!". so I said. "hey. I won that!!!" and then we get over a dumb little arguement on the calender. GAWD she apparenlty has no self esteem...So she wins..and I let her throw the calender away... GAWD!

 

Haha just get that **** back outta the can and hang it on your wall lol.

 

lol I cant..we live togther..lmao shyt sux dude. that calander looked bad ***.

 

lol i bet. Just hang it up for laughs. (If shed find that kinda stuff funny) But sounds like shed get even more pissed off...

 

yea..she would get pissed..lol I needed a new calander to!!!

 

Sorry buddy but i wouldn't allow my girlfriend to control me like that. She's gunna end up going psycho on you if you ever break up with her.

 

whipped!!!!

 

I will never break up with her.

 

thats what she said.

 

Hey, grab the calendar out of the trash and send it my way..

 

Hey noKturnaL, you need to address this issue right now before it goes too far. You want to talk about a long life of HELL...you aint seen nutin yet.

If you are doing all the right things (as a boyfriend) and she is still like this. Its only going to get worse. Losing a girlfriend now is better than losing everything you own later or maybe even your life.

I have a friend that was married for 23 yrs and his wife was so eat up with it that she would smell his ***** when he came home from work. I cant count the amount of times he came to work with stiches. He got his girls though college and then lost everything to her.

 

yeah dude, lol, this aint gonna get any better.

hell my wife has a penthouse subscription.... THAT is how you wanna roll.

 

Do you need me to mail you my calander to a secret P.O. box lol.

 

damn right.

Nokturnal: if shes like this now, I bet shes has been this way for a long time. That ****'s not right. you shouldn't subject yourself to that kind of childish jealousy induced control. I dunno your whole situation, but that is def a red flag, and for me...a deal breaker.

 

funny my girl had one to playboy!

 

Am I the only one who caught this hilarious gem?

 

I agree with the other guys here. I have been there and done that... and think I am heading there again. My ex-wife was the same way. First it was the small BS... then it was the money.... I could only spend what she allowed me to and was not supposed say a damn thing about the money SHE spent. After she had all my money under wraps she started controlling my time. At that time my brother and me would go riding the back roads and drink beer once or twace a month.... she put a stop to that. I couldnt hang out with any of my friends either unless SHE was there and trust me... when she WAS there she didnt want to be and I payed dearly for it too. If I wasnt litterally stuck up her *** and at her becon call 24-7 then **** would hit the fan. Watch the movie Saving Silverman .... that was me then.... and it will be you too unless you nip it in the bud.

Now Im not saying go home and start a fught and say listen here woman this is how its gonna be. Your gonna have to plan your words VERY carefully to come out of this discussion (aka argument) alive. I wish you luck friend... the life I lead was hell. I hope you dont have to live that way too.

 

lol Its really not that serious though..shes not that bad.....

And I cant just leave her cause we live together with our 7 year old daughter...

she wasnt mad about that calender..she just didnt want me to have it...and i can respect that..cause i wouldnt let her have a calender with half naked men in it. i guess it werkz both wayz.....?

in short we have a really good relationship and i am not mad over not getting to keep a calander with naked girls on it when i can see her in the flesh naked.

 

Pfffft, be a man and lay down the law. My girl was bitching at me the other day because I was going golfing again. And I looked at her and said "Look here woman, I am going golfing, you are controlling. So Im going to go golf, you can stay here for a few hours, maybe clean up the room. That is how it is going to be"