how do you hide a beard?
 

i have a promotion coming up maga-soon and i am told that at the ceremony i have to be well groomed...now i havent been well groomed since highschool...it took me a long time to get my scruffy look to where i wanted it...they tell me i can pin my hair back into a poney for the day but they are being hard about the scruffy beard...i like my beard...hell i been looking at it for a looooong time now...so i'm wondering has anyone been in a similiar spot? i hear that actors sometimes put flesh colored makeup over their face hair....i heard that the joker did that for his mustache on the batman tv show....think it'll work? i'm thinking about turning down the promotion and losing sleep over this...

your turning down extra money because of facial hair, your crazy.

what do you have like a ZZ top beard going on or something?

your a bounty hunter and you have long hair your crazy again.. long hair is a liabilty when it comes to a brawl if one ever happens.

cut that shit and grow it back out after your promotion board

You'd turn down a promotion over a beard? Dude, shave that shit off and grow it back....it will grow back I promise.

thats a no brainer.

Describe your beard or post a pick of yourself

sigh...not a bounty hunter...i get my check from my uncle sam and i bring back fugitives...i'm not like that idiot Dog...as far as fighting goes...i havent seen hair pulled in a real man fight since grade school....i have a team with me most times, so if the fight gets that bad someone will probably get shot....now...my question was do ya think makeup can hide a beard? its not thick...i have it at that perfect scruffy look.....thats why i'm thinkin that maybe makeup can hide it...i mean i'm only kiddin about turnin down the promo...i wouldnt do that...i figure it'll get me too many chicks...i just really really really dont wanna be clean shaven...i hate that white collar look man...i'm too firmly blue collar...bad enough they make me wear a suit at work...

braid that shit. Tell em to look you straight in the face and tell you it didn't take time and effort to groom that bitch into a 19" braid.

And tie in some bleached animal skulls so you look really scary

Makeup is not for men:cop:

dude, just shave it, it will grow back, geez

Jesus christ dude, shave it off, then give it a day or two to grow back

Hell man i can grow a 1/2inch full beard in about a week and a half. You mean to tell me you spent 30 years trying to grow a "Scruff" and yer afraid you will never get it back??????

Untie the rubber band from yer balls and let yer testosterone do its job!

:D

Makeup isn't going to do shit for a beard unless you want to look like some freak or something. Hell long hair on guys went out the window a long time ago, but whatever you like. Just shave the beard, get your promotion and just grow it back.

hrm.. pony tail so you have longer hair, beard, catch criminals.. any chance you have a show on A&E lol j/k..... or am I haha :D

20 bucks says Streetracer sports a mullet with the slicked back sidewings.

*Rant* shave it, shave it, shave it!

My suggestion: spray paint. Lots of it.

LMAO

business up front party in the back

lol......

shave it off you women!!:D

if only it were halloween...i could make a phenomenal zorro right now...man i had it perfect....well i guess i wont be tickling her inner thighs for awhile....it better grow back quick....hmm...i think i'll complete my nerd look by reading the wallstreet journal on a park bench tomorrow...or at least pretending to read it

whats really wrong with mullets? ...uh...ahem....

listen you....you just worry about that 40000 civic you got.....lol

That's a different guy...lol

ROFL, yea wrong guy....
ya know, hes been complaining about that.... ROFL whoooo, seriously, i about cried!

commin from some1 whos been on tv, usually the makeup wont hide shit for you. tha just takes shine away from ur face. as for if u should shave it. yea. your best bet is get one of thoes barber trimmers. the really small one. dont use a clip and just groom down evenly along ur face. ull still feel the stubble and it wont be drastically noticable. looks like a 5-o-clock shadow thing goin on

bahahahah im stealin this for my new sig
and as for the hair question
put it in dreads and walk into that meeting hahah

haha its for that exact reason why he wants him to change his name

SHAVE = MONEY
HELL I HAVE TO SHAVE FOR FREE

Actual picture of streetracer no joke


http://grannygeek.us/wp-content/uplo...og-chapman.jpg

come on...any other pic...i really hate that guy...but it is about the same beard...my hair isnt nearly that faggy kinda long...it only comes down a lil lower than my shoulders (not mullet...i swear...cough cough) and my hair is much darker

sigh....i shaved it off...i had my zorro look goin...and i got in trouble for my hair?! lol...thats such bullshit...i look at the females who were on the stage and they had their hair in a tail...wtf...isnt that a double standard?...isnt that sexism reversed?