| Jack The Ripper |
06-10-2005 07:55 PM |
i dont bother saying anything too fantastic about what im gonna do untill i have the parts on order. I plan on a new plentum and chip tuner, but that is really about it, and im no huge rush. Once the warranty is up ill probably screw with it some more...
But if i was?
Man! Im gonna get myself a Vortec Supercharger, do the cam, with a 600hp 4.6l DOHC crate engine, and a roll cage, chrome wipers, custom paint job, saleen body kit, airbag suspension, gears, tranny, and im gonna have the entire outside coated with adamantamine, then im gonna put lambo doors, a martini shaker, a 50in plasma on the front wintow with a camera facing out, so instead of seeing the road, im seeing through a camera man! Man! Its gonna be soooooo cooooooooooooooooooooool MAN! Then, Then, Then, im gonna have Dolla bills and beyotches painted in the door jambs, remote start, then im gonna cut off the front end and put a BENTLY front end on it, im gonna have the fender wells enlarged and put gold 30in spoke rims on it with spinners man, then then then im gonna, im gonna im gonna put nitrous in it, and im gonna have flamthrowers put in the grill, a 50cal on the top and sidewinder missles that launch from the lambo doors man! and im gonna have tiny little RC mustangs identical to mine in a little hatch underneath with C4 stuffed into thier little cabs so i can send them out to blow stuff up!
And then im gonna run over nuns and little kids and scream like the megalomaniacal bastard i am as i get in a highspeed chase and hit the afterburner button which will put out some wings and im gonna fly it in the air and take down the choppers and fly to my private island full of hot naked women where im supreme freak-in OVERLORD man. And when they come to take my crops, im gonna hit the transform button and the whole car will become a big mechanized body of armor, like transformers man, and im gonna send out a fleet of killer mustang missle machines to take down the man cause he hates me cause i speak the truth man!
Its gonna be coooool man....
heh... yeah.. right :jerk:
I have a buddy who has this little truck and that is all he talks about, is how he is gonna put a 10,000 crate engine in it and do all this and that... whatever buddy...
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